Who knew that the world's foremost theologian, Mayan authority, and the final choice when it comes to Catholicism is also the world's foremost sexologist who knows the proper techniques for dating and sex?
The Great One is regaling us with his dating/sex advice:
First Date: Worldly vs. Christian
Should a first date be between two experienced pickup artists interested in fornication? Or should it be between a man and a woman who would like to actually know each other better? Does the Bible give any guidelines that Christians who date should pay attention to? If so, what are some? This brief animation shows a worldly pickup date at a bar, and an inelegant, but appropriate request for a date in a more open environment. Dating should be fun and involve communication, and not regrets. So, check out our animation on worldly vs. Christian dating. A free online book with more information on dating is available and titled: Dating: A Key to Success in Marriage, a practical guide for Christians.
Why would anyone take advice on dating from a man who is batting "0" on the prophetic accuracy chart?
Snyder writes:
A full-blown eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano could literally bury almost the entire nation in volcanic ash and absolutely destroy U.S. food production.
This popped the cork of our resident prophet, causing the Great Bwana to say this:
Yes, eruption of supervolcanoes is a serious risk.
Such deep prophetic words!
The Great Bwana continues on with his angry "christ" just itching to send "great sorrows" on the United States before he returns with a "rod of iron" to beat humanity into submission.
We know that Jesus prophesied the following:
8 … And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be…troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)
The beginning of sorrows is BEFORE the start of the Great Tribulation. But as far as the really big earthquake that is mentioned in biblical prophecy, it is the following one:
18 And there were noises and thunderings and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such a mighty and great earthquake as had not occurred since men were on the earth. 19 Now the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell. And great Babylon was remembered before God, to give her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of His wrath. 20 Then every island fled away, and the mountains were not found. (Revelation 16:18-20)
The Great Bwana then has a warning:
For years, I have warned that the USA could be hit with a ‘perfect storm’ of events and disaster that could weaken it during the ‘beginning of sorrows’ so that it would be easier for it to be taken over at the start of the Great Tribulation.
Many think that the USA cannot fall.
Why is it that the eyes of Church of God prophet seem to glaze over with ecstasy at the mere thought of the US being destroyed? Nothing titillates them more.
Repent and return to the one true church to save yourself, so you can look forward to 3 1/2 years locked in Petra with him. That volcano probably doesn't look bad after all!
This is the time to get your spiritual life in order.
Are you doing that?
In order to “be counted worthy to escape all these things that will come to pass, and to stand before the Son of Man,” you need to get your spiritual life in order. You not only need to watch, but also to pray and change (2 Timothy 2:15-16, KJV).
