America will be no more—a COG prophet's wet dream come true!
Scare people as much as possible, and they will believe you are a prophet.
Not in this case, buttercup!
The Great Bwana, God's greatest storehouse of knowledge on the entire earth, quotes that other blowhard who thinks he is the greatest truth teller on earth today, Michael Snyder. Snyder is melting down over Yellowstone, Campi Flegrei volcano, and the Madrid fault line, where he sees ALL super volcanoes waking up at once and wiping out America.
Snyder writes:
A full-blown eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano could literally bury almost the entire nation in volcanic ash and absolutely destroy U.S. food production.
This popped the cork of our resident prophet, causing the Great Bwana to say this:
Yes, eruption of supervolcanoes is a serious risk.
Such deep prophetic words!
The Great Bwana continues on with his angry "christ" just itching to send "great sorrows" on the United States before he returns with a "rod of iron" to beat humanity into submission.
We know that Jesus prophesied the following:
8 … And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be…troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)
The beginning of sorrows is BEFORE the start of the Great Tribulation. But as far as the really big earthquake that is mentioned in biblical prophecy, it is the following one:
18 And there were noises and thunderings and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such a mighty and great earthquake as had not occurred since men were on the earth. 19 Now the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell. And great Babylon was remembered before God, to give her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of His wrath. 20 Then every island fled away, and the mountains were not found. (Revelation 16:18-20)
The Great Bwana then has a warning:
For years, I have warned that the USA could be hit with a ‘perfect storm’ of events and disaster that could weaken it during the ‘beginning of sorrows’ so that it would be easier for it to be taken over at the start of the Great Tribulation.
Many think that the USA cannot fall.
Why is it that the eyes of Church of God prophet seem to glaze over with ecstasy at the mere thought of the US being destroyed? Nothing titillates them more.
Repent and return to the one true church to save yourself, so you can look forward to 3 1/2 years locked in Petra with him. That volcano probably doesn't look bad after all!
This is the time to get your spiritual life in order.
Are you doing that?
In order to “be counted worthy to escape all these things that will come to pass, and to stand before the Son of Man,” you need to get your spiritual life in order. You not only need to watch, but also to pray and change (2 Timothy 2:15-16, KJV).
2 comments:
Bob needs to do better research for his doom-mongering. The Yellowstone Caldera is likely to blow sometime in the next 100,000 years. The Cascadia fault, however, in the Pacific Northwest, is by some estimates almost certain to cause a 9+ magnitude earthquake in the next 100 years, which if it is as strong as some previous quakes in that region will be enough to cause tidal waves drowning Bob's improperly named CCOG HQ while causing other southerly fault lines to slip and rain even further destruction on Arroyo Grande and its surroundings. Yes, God is more likely to destroy Arroyo Grande in an earthquake during the lifetime of Bob's grandchildren than to destroy the USA through a Yellowstone super volcano blast in the next thousand centuries.
Bob is a "Gee, I can read the news" kinda prophet. Full of "could"s but short on "And the Lord said unto me...".
From my Sunday school children's song with some minor changes.
"Bob Thiel was a wee little man
And a wee little man was he,
He pulled his big boy pants up high, for a prophet he wanted to be
And as the Saviour passed that way
He saw this wanna be
And he said,
"Bob Thiel! you're flat wrong, and a prophet you'll never be"
"Yes, a prophet you'll never be..."
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