Sunday, March 8, 2015

David Passover Pack" Just as Joshua was to Moses; I am to Herbert Armstrong




While David Passover Pack now declares he is Elijah, he also claims the title Joshua.  As Joshua in the modern age, he compares his amazing life to that of Moses and Joshua in Hebrew scriptures.  Moses died (like HWA) and Joshua (David Passover) leads the people into the promised land (millennium).  As the Joshua of old, David Passover will be the glorious leader who leads all to the marriage supper in the soon coming kingdom of his god.

David Passover also always feels the need to give the impression that he was trained at HWA's feet.  As if HWA gave a rat's ass about David Passover!   We have all seen how those closets to HWA turned into the most abusive ministers the church ever had, so I don't think Passover Dave should be bragging about it!

sermon 2  5:00

41: Moses died before entering the Promised Land, but with it right there in sight. Joshua lived into it. How big is that parallel? It's a parallel you might not have understood thirty years ago.          

42: Joshua was first a scout for and a minster – that's what it calls him – under Moses. So was I scout for – believe me I was – and a minister under Mr. Armstrong. A much younger man, you could add those other parallels. Joshua was thirty five years younger than Moses, Mr. Armstrong was even more than that older than I, about fifty six and a half years older. Now, I wasn't his direct assistant, but I was a minister under him. It makes sense, by the way – kind of a related aside here; this could go in other places – that another Joshua could best train the two final world scouts who will function in hostile territory; think of the spies going into Jericho; think of Joshua having been a spy alongside Caleb. Now, this will take on greater meaning later on. 

David Passover Pack: If It Wasn't For Me We Would All Be Lutherans Or Something...




The mind of Armstrongites is always an unused thing that goes to waste.


44: Joshua pointed people to Moses time and time again. It was a critical task that he had. Moses' name is fifty seven times in the book of Joshua; eleven times just in chapter 1, and eight times close the LAST few verses of Deuteronomy. Let's just read one verse in the end of Joshua, Joshua 23 and verse 6 – near the end of his life, here's what he said – Joshua 23 and verse 6, telling the people, "Be you therefore very courageous to keep and to do all that is written in the Book of the Law of Moses," he told the people of Israel, "That you turn no aside therefrom to the right hand or to the left." And that's what I've been doing most of my life. Chapter 24 and verse 5, God recounting, " I sent Moses also and Aaron, and plagued Egypt," and so forth; it's all through the book, fifty seven times just in the book of Joshua, which is fascinating because Elijah would surely be required in a restoration to constantly point people back to Moses without whom we'd be nowhere doing nothing; we'd all be Lutherans or something.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

David Passover Pack: I Trained In The Backseat Like Joshua

Back seat training is never easy!



Apparently the entire Bible was written as forerunner of David Passover Pack and his amazing life.  Who knew that we were reading about him all these years!
43 – This is a personal point, but a big one I believe, nevertheless, and the record of what I'm gonna tell you is there for all to see. I have for over thirty five years been fascinated with and preached about Joshua and how he tutored in the back seat under Moses the prophet. I started in the 1970s giving sermons everywhere I ever went – many sermons – every church I ever pastored, including in Restored to the whole church in about, I think, 2002 maybe it was. Joshua trained in the back seat; what was it like to train under Moses? It was just always an interest I had. You assign that to value you think it deserves. 

David Passover Pack: Make the stupid people realize I am the ONE and ONLY!







A real speaker who has prepared his material before hand always has a concluding statement that summarizes what he has been speaking about.  David Passover concludes with a sentence that has no meaning or connection to his precious two hours of blabbering.  Yes, we know you are an awesome dude.  There is no other like you on the entire earth.

Good night Gracie...


Brethren, somebody was going to be this man, we were willing to believe it was Herbert Armstrong, he was a man. Somebody was going to be Moses, turned out that was Mr. Armstrong. Like Elijah and John the Baptist he was going to look – they were different from one another – this man was going to look, and talk and be a certain way. I come as one particular human being. God could've picked others, maybe I was one candidate out of many, I don't know, I don't know how the mind of God would be on those things, but this is the way I am. So it was going to be somebody, and you'd have to get used to and settle on and accept the strengths and weaknesses of whoever it was. Now, final sentence, we are nearing the end of all things, just read the news of last week, an enormous prophecy has been fulfilled, how many more enormous prophecies are soon to follow? Good night.


David Passover Pack: All manner of healing will ONLY be taking place within the Restored Church of God



Only David Passover and his little band of merry makers will be healed by God of ALL MANNER of sickness and disease.  Nothing is too great or too small for David Passover's god to heal  Healing cannot come through any other Church of God.  It is only through the miraculous presence of David Passover Elijah Pack in the Restored Church of God is this healing possible.

Sermon 2   1:50:00
Now, some of you must have wondered what the last point was that I left out of the sermon two weeks ago when I said we don't have time for a longer point, it would last several hours? Well, you just heard it, you can see why I couldn't put it on that list, but one of the great proofs – and I sort of alluded to it earlier on – one of the great proofs that there will be a mass healing in the church is it's part of a restoration under my office. And I couldn't say that two weeks ago before you understood what my office was. So, this series of sermons takes its place in that sermon, adding tremendous weight to why all of you brethren around the world, and those who are coming with us, can look forward to God healing all sickness and disease. The term "manner of" by the way, isn't there, men added it, when they came the apostles and Christ healed all sickness and disease; small stuff, big stuff, everywhere in-between. and if God heals you, man it's a small thing to others, it's probably pretty big to you, and that's why we want to announce things no matter how small they are as long as they're a legitimate healing to the degree that we're not overwhelmed with numbers, because God in all ages is going to heal all sickness and disease,