Jim Meredith: Off to Hawaii AGAIN Because He Is Entitled To The Best Of Everything

Lil'Jimmy's Humble Shack

Dave Pack must be humiliated right now. Lil'Jimmy's home is bigger than Dave's!

How can that be??????

From a reader:

Narcissist NCIS Jimmy Jr

Jim Meredith has graciously and selflessly "assigned" himself to be the coordinator of the Hawaiian LCG Feast site once again this year. Ministers in the Living Church of God grumble behind his back over how unfair it is that he always takes the creme de la crème of available Feast sites for himself.

Other ministers would love an opportunity to serve at the best Feast sites but narcissist Jim feels he is entitled to the best of everything as the prince and heir to the Meredith throne. After all it's his family's money and he can spend it however he sees fit.

Other ministers would love to have all expense paid trips to Hawaii and Israel; including multiple trips before the Feast to set things up and, of course, there's the post-Feast extension (because he works so hard during that he needs a vacation from his vacation, all at the tithe payers expense).

Prince Jim can't stay in affordable housing like the rest of the church brethren. The crowned prince stays at the luxurious Marriott Kauai for the low, low price of $329 per night. But hey, they have great views and $30 breakfasts and NCIS Jim deserves nothing less.

Jim Meredith is a true example of a COG "servant leader". Such a giver.

After bankrupting his California company and having Daddy Dictator save his ass by giving him a big corner office and a coveted title at LCG headquarters he continues to whine about how much he has sacrifice to move to Charlotte. All of this while living in a 4100 square foot McMansion (see attached) and traveling the world in search of where "God has placed His name" for each year's Feast sites. Just like Jesus

Norbert Link Not Happy That So Many Ministers Keep Jumping From One COG to the Next Keeping Their Ordinations Intact

One of the biggest challenges every new splinter personalty cult faces is why would anyone want to join them.  With hundreds and hundreds of of splinter groups now spread around the world the Church of God has presented itself as a fractured and impotent organization.  For decades the Church of God regularly mocked Christianity for having so many different domination's in its midst. Armstrong, Meredith, Blackwell and many others constantly made fun of the "disunity" of mainstream Christianity.  Now the Churches of God are even more fractured than the churches around them.   The membership are getting sick of all the fracturing and keep asking, "why are we all not together?"

Norbert Link, from the Church of the Eternal God, has this to say since he is the leader of the ONLY true COG in this end time dispensation:

Why Are We Not All Together?

I hear it all the time from our viewers and readers: “Why are you not together with this or that organization which is also a part of the Church of God, since we are all believing the same thing?” If that were true, then we should all be together, but in reality, this perception is simply not accurate. In fact, we differ greatly in doctrine, administration, approach and purpose.

The founding documents of the Church of the Eternal God state the following in our Statements of Beliefs, under “Doctrinal Foundation”:

“The major doctrines of the Church are those, which were taught by Herbert W. Armstrong, derived from the Biblical teachings as followed by God’s faithful servants, and originally established by Jesus Christ through the founding of His Church in the time of His chosen early apostles. Since we are to increase in the knowledge of Jesus Christ, we are committed to review and alter any of our teachings, if and when proven to be wrong by from the Bible.”

Unlike other Church organizations which declared from the beginning of their existence that “everything is on the table” and that all doctrines and teachings of the Church must be reviewed and reconsidered, we have been taking the opposite approach. For us, nothing is on the table, unless a doctrine, teaching or administrative practice is proven to be wrong, based on Scripture. This means, even if we cannot fully prove a particular established teaching from the Bible, we will not change it, if we cannot prove it to be in violation of God’s written Word.

At the same time, we will change if a doctrine or administrative practice is shown to be in contradiction with the Bible. However, there are groups which say that nothing can be changed after Herbert W. Armstrong’s death in 1986… and some even go so far as to say that none of the Church’s changes can be accepted which occurred subsequent to 1974 and 1975, including major changes pertaining to the correct day of Pentecost and our teaching on divorce and remarriage. This concept that nothing can be changed today is clearly unbiblical and must be rejected.

Because the Church of the Eternal God is the ONLY enlightened COG out there, Link needs to emphasis that their understanding is the ONLY safe way of believing. His group  is the ONLY COG on the entire earth where TRUE unity and doctrine reside.

He does however bring up a valid point on why so many Churches of God let ministers come into their organizations, straight into leadership roles, when they stab previous organizations in the back just a few days or weeks earlier.

Ted Budge is a prime example of that right now.  He left David Hulm's fledgling group early last year when a small group of ministers rebelled against Hulme's tyrannical ways.  He jumped ship with the Church of God, A Family Community (Father's Call) in order to establish true doctrines and to provide a safe haven for true believers damaged by Hulme.  That fledgling little group soon had issues of its own within a few months.  Ted Budge then stabbed those people in the back and jumped ship into United Church of God where he remained as a minister. Four COG's later and four different issues of disloyalty the UCG embraced him with open arms. 

Our approach, as described herein, is the ONLY safe approach which ALL Church organizations in the Body of Christ should take, because only then true unity in doctrine and administration can be achieved. To just give one example, it is simply not acceptable that one organization disfellowships a person for Scriptural reasons (compare Matthew 18:17-18; Romans 16:17), and another organization, claiming to be in the same spiritual Body of Christ, embraces him or her with open arms, without even inquiring into the cause of the excommunication. Another unacceptable policy prevails in many Church organizations which sanction and officiate over the re-marriage of divorced persons in their fellowship who are still married in the eyes of God, since God had bound their marriage (Matthew 19:4-9; 1 Corinthians 7:10-15) and no subsequent biblical grounds existed for divorce and re-marriage. Such conduct gives some of the many reasons as to why there is no unity amongst many Church groups. Unity can only come through the working of the Holy Spirit, based on the teachings of God. How CAN two walk together, unless they are agreed (Amos 3:3)?

Norbert Link is just as bad as the other COG's he condemns. The hypocrisy of the COG leadership continues on unabated.  Meanwhile, the members continue to suffer and families destroyed all because of the fear based belief system that the Church of God continues to perpetuate.

God's Mightiest Chief Pharisee and Leader of the ONLY True Work is Facing Dire Financial Issues

God's only true end time work carrying the ONLY true message to the deceived and lost brethren of the Churches of God is suffering major financial issues.  In spite of being the only man on the entire earth giving the TRUE warning message and CORRECT biblical interpretations, no one is sending him money to support his work.  Because he spends every waking hour of every day writing his theologically bankrupt bullshit he has no time to get a real job, thus he has to rely on handouts from gullible followers.  He has even resorted to publishing his "understandings" in book form for people to read.  Apparently hardly anyone one is buying James Malm's book.

By the beginning of May some major expenses are coming up; not the least of which is the renewal costs of our web hosting dedicated server.  At the same time the income for the past months has been well below our basic needs and our debts are piling up.

As events are being fulfilled we are facing a financial wall.  

I want to explain that the books are not being published to make money and I expect a royalty cheque in the neighborhood of only around  $100 sometime in May.  Most of the price is taken up with production costs, and the numbers sold are very low at this time.  Everything in the books; has been, is, or will be, published at the sites.  The purpose of publishing the books is:

1.   To make available as comprehensive a resource as possible on any subject, to save people from having to search through many different posts for information on the same subject.  

The Chief Pharisee then resorts to a typical COG avenue stream.  Let the sheeple use tithe money to buy the books.

2.   To provide a personal written copy for easy immediate access. 

Please visit the Books page  for links to CreateSpace.  And as these books are solid biblical sound doctrine or prophecy, it is absolutely appropriate to use tithe money to purchase them.  

Even though the book is made available tot eh public no one is buying it.  No one cares.  His topics have no relevance in the 21st century on how to live a life in this confusing world. Like UCG, LCG, RCG, COGWA, etc., the focus is on out dated literature and understandings of Herbert Armstrong dreamed up in the 1930's.

3.   To make the material available to the general public who are suspicious of “free” offers.  

The books are now available on Kindle.  This is intended for the general public as I would like the brethren to have a personal printed copy. 

Just to reenforce the martyrdom status of the writer, he mentions how much he has had to work and struggle to get this vital information out to them.  Its all an act of charity and good will in order to save souls from eternal damnation.  So buy my damn books and send me money!

These books have cost countless hours of hard work and like this blog, are not a money making enterprise. 

When simple persuasion does not work, its time to bring in looming death and destruction from war and violence.  That will scare the crap out of the sheeple and cause them to send in money!

Right now as events are unfolding towards a Mideast peace push beginning after the UN General Assembly meetings in late September; the high probability of a peace and safety deal triggering the tribulation is fast approaching, 2 Thess 5:3. 
Make no mistake; Almighty God will complete his warnings before he acts! 

Now is the time for the true believers to step forward, with check books in hand, to support this mighty work!

Right now we all have an opportunity to show God how dedicated and supportive we are.

While thousands of brethren regularly visit us and are receiving a solid warning; only a very small number actually provide any support, and many of them have suffered to help:  May Almighty God bless them greatly and crown them with glory in the world to come!

Please support this work of warning with your payers; and remember that your generous financial help is urgently needed.

Blast from the Past: Garner Ted Armstrong - How Low Can You Go?

Here's blast from the past that a reader sent me.  The entire article is here:  How Low Can You Go?

"All I can say is the 'Nancy Nurse' in me came through. He was complaining of this severe pain, and he was literally begging me to do the massage."

Suerae, dressed in a purple jogging suit, shifted her gaze to the floor. "I am a classic co-dependent," she said blankly, shrugging her shoulders. "Royce has always told me I could get bit by a dog, the dog could run across the street and get hit by a car, and I'd run across the street with a bloody leg to save the dog."

As Armstrong's massage sessions with Suerae continued throughout June 1995, he grew ever bolder, according to court documents. "Armstrong would begin to fondle his genitals and try to place plaintiff's hands on his genitals while he would 'minister' to the plaintiff," the lawsuit says. "His tattoos, including that of a naked woman on his body, would greatly frighten her."

Suerae said she would abruptly end the sessions when Armstrong got aggressive. But, her lawsuit states, "Armstrong would be extremely apologetic, make reference to his similarity to King David" (with whom Suerae says Armstrong compared himself frequently, saying that his work on earth was so important that God would overlook any transgressions he might commit), and beg Suerae to continue. The massages would then conclude without further incident, and she continued booking his appointments.

By early summer, Suerae recalled, she was beginning to understand who Armstrong was. He preached and "counseled" her about her separation from Royce. He urged her to join Church of God International. She said he discussed his ministry and television show, and outlined the tenets of his sect, including a commandment that members pay a tithe of 30 percent of their income. The tithe, he told her, is required to attain salvation.

Despite his clearly sexual behavior, Suerae never stood up to Armstrong, never barred him from her business. He returned again and again.

David Passover Pack: I Almost Died My Freshman Year of College, But I Was Not A Crybaby About It

Ever the martyr, David Passover Pack, thinly compares his near death experience to HWA's "death" which proves God has a bigger purpose for him.   Like HWA who got the church "back on track."  David Passover is restoring the church back as one united family. David Passover also wants you to know he has always been an intellectual giant and that he was training for the Olympics.  He also wants you to know that during this time he had a high fever and almost died.  During that time NO ONE came to his aid and they shipped him off to Orr, Minnesota.  None of his professors stood by his side and offered to give him another shot at his missed classes.  Ever the martyr, David Passover says he decided he was not going to be a "cry-baby about it."

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61: During my sophomore year at Ambassador College – 1968 and 1969 – I produced an extra credit summary paper on all the books written by prophets. Now, lemme just tell you, I almost died during finals week of my freshman year of college and I eventually collapsed and I lost thirty two pounds in eighty four hours while taking all my finals. And I was very close to death; I had my fourth staph infection that took me into the hospital, my parents weren't in the church and took me into the hospital; I collapsed off the plane. And basically I didn't fail all my tests, but I had a ferocious fever; could barely see, and went through finals week. None of my professors ever came and said to me – this leads to something – ever said, "Can we do anything for you?" The whole church knew that I was no longer training for the Olympics; faculty all understood I'd almost died, they sent me up to camp in Minnesota in the summer of '68, so we'll have him teach swimming at camp; I just looked like somebody who'd escaped Buchenwald. And I recovered, but I decided, well, nobody's offered to help me on my grades; none of my professors gave me another shot; I said I'm not gonna cry-baby about it, I'm gonna do something about it. So I didn't go in and ask any of them, but I had to dig out of a terrific hole; Cs, Ds and even an F in one class. So I decided I'm going to get up at five o'clock every single day for a year and research all of the prophets, type them up and type this long special report to help me recover my grades, because of having almost died during finals week of my freshman year.

David Passover Pack: I Have Already Started Training The Prophets, But They Don't Know It Yet

David Passover thinks that the two witless witnesses are in his chruch and are currently being trained by him.  The problem is he doesn't know who they are and they don't know.  What a convoluted line of reasoning.

60: Elijah uniquely specialized in training prophets; he ran three schools for the prophets, Gilgal, Jericho and Bethel. Let me just say it again, he uniquely specialized in training prophets. So will I; it's probably already started without knowledge of whom.

David Passover Pack: Joe Tkach Sr. Was A Modern Ahab That Was Out To Get Me!

David Passover is now whining that Tkach Sr. was out to get him.  I am sure that Tkach Sr. knew what kind of abusive moron that Pack was and most likely had a good reason, if this is true at all!  Everywhere that David Passover was sent as a minister soon resulted in a deluge of complaints from members on how abusive he was.

58: Joe Tkach, a modern Ahab if there ever was one, pursued me for years like Ahab did Elijah. And like no one else, like Ahab – like Ahab – he did die soon enough, and God went on to curse his son Ahaziah; leaves some things to the imagination. Elijah played a role in what happened to that son. God sent him to go talk to that son; I don't know whether that will happen. The angel told him to go, but Ahaziah sent two groups to come get Elijah, and a hundred and two burnt men later, the third captain realized, "Ew, would you be willing to come and talk to the boss, he fell through a window and he's got a bad infection, he's sick," and Elijah was told by an angel – interesting, twice actually in that first chapter of 2 Kings – and he went.  

Poooooor Davie, always the bridesmaid but never the bride.

David Passover Pack: If You Are A True Follower Of Me You Will Also Be Taken Up With My Fiery Chariot

If you are a true believer of David Passovers Elijah-hood and turn over all of you financial gains, then you too can be whisked off to Dave Passover's secret place.  Imagine how fun THAT will be!

55: How did Elijah escape? How did he get away? He was taken up by angels in fiery chariots including fiery horses, which the splinters don't know about because that knowledge has not been restored to them. But we're in a position to see the parallel, so will I be. They don't know about that; they don't know the eagles are angels or all the verses that took eight sermons to preach. But that's a powerful point, but it goes further. 

David Passover's time is running out! His life is in jeopardy! David Passover will be sooooooooooooooo reviled that his god will need to remove him from this earth for his safety.  No martyr will David Passover be!

Next point: Why was Elijah taken? This is where it'll get exciting for the church. Time was running out on him; his life would be in jeopardy. He was reaching the point when no man could work, we might say. So will mine be when we're hated of all nations. That's why he was taken.  But Elijah's unique "taken into heaven" departure is NOW seen to have always been a type for both the final Elijah and the remnant who this time will all be taken with him. It's a grander type; Elijah's a restorer. If the brethren of God are restored they go with him if they faithfully assist in his commission. So it's a lot bigger than just the one man. That's the part that excites me more.

David Passover Pack: My Home Town of Lima, Ohio Is A Greek Name For "Remnant" Ummm... NO Dave... It's NOT!

 Lima Ohio: 

The hometown of the world's most superfantabulous human to EVER exist!

David Passover is so desperate to validate his Elijahhood status that he seeks far and wide to find things that his members are too dumb to question.  His latest is his birth town where he grew up.  He has attached spiritual significance to the town of Lima Ohio.

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54: Coincidence or divine purpose? Have a little fun with this one – (will) be more important to me than you – but coincidence or divine purpose? The Greek word for remnant is leimma (audience laughter), pronounced "lima," spelled l-e-i-m-m-a, my home town; what are the odds? The modern Elijah comes from a small town called Remnant in the Greek; sometimes names are important. We'll see that Elijah the Tishbite – that's kind of interesting – will come up later.  

Can David Passover truly be that stupid?  Are none of his members intelligent enough to know that he is full of shit?  Lima Ohio was NOT named after a Greek word for "remnant."  Instead it is named after a city in Peru!  P-E-R-U!!! 

1831 the Shawnee relinquished all their land in the area to the United States and relocated to Kansas, opening all of Allen County to American settlement. The Ohio legislature mandated that a county seat be established. “Lima” was the result. Its name originated with Judge Patrick G. Goode, who insisted on the Spanish pronunciation “Lee-mah” after the capital of Peru, but the local vernacular -- "Lye-mah" -- prevailed. He honored Lima, Peru, in the naming because an inoculate for malaria, which was prevalent in the area during its establishment, was manufactured there. Touring Ohio

Frank Nelte, UCG, COGWA, LCG and Others are DESPERATELY wanting go join up with David Passover Pack

Except for those in the Church of God

David Passover is still dreaming that scores of COG ministers and members will soon be jumping ship into his personality cult.  They are just itching to do it!  They are desperately seeking to be restored to unity under David Passovers regime. As if ANY of them care about Dave Passover!

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 I could take you through United, COGWA, LCG, all of them, they all have their own way of saying – another guy named Frank Nelte, who's kinda one of those gurus out there; a lot of people give him credence – and they all say the same thing: these are the two witnesses. Now, they all see Mr. Armstrong was not Elijah and they don't know who Moses is and think no one can know. They simply fall back on, "these are the two witnesses." You'll see more of their reasoning later. These men took a right conclusion to a wrong end. They are outside God's Church, but brethren, they desperately want to be back together again under an Elijah who will restore them to unity; that's good! How wonderful that they are going to, number 1, get what they're looking for, and 2, much sooner than they expect – because they think it's gonna happen at the time we're taken to the place of safety – just not in the way they expect. They'll get over that real fast when they find out we'll spend years together in unity before we go to protection. Brethren, we can rejoice for them now; they're our brothers and sisters in Christ, and you can rejoice for them, I do; they'll rejoice later. But they are members one of another, they're not in the Body again yet, but we can rejoice in anticipation.

David Passover Pack: It's Part of My Personalty To Mock

David Passover admits he is here to mock other COG leader and member.  Not as if any of us never knew....

 Moses had a strong hand; bring any names to mind? How about Arm-strong. Interesting. Now, every so often I suppose I oughta stop and say, brethren I'm not suggesting that any one of these points by itself would be enough to convince us the identities of these two final men, but I do understand that when you put them all together there would have to be a tremendous mass of evidence; when Jesus Christ came the first time it was understood, when he came the second time it's understood, when the beast arrives it's understood, when the false prophet arrives it's understood, when the tribulation begins, the Day of the Lord, it's understood, when great things happen in scriptures it's understood. When this prophecy was to be fulfilled it had to be understood; God had to be waiting with an avalanche followed by three tsunamis of information so only the carnal or the idolaters who want to reduce Mr. Armstrong. We're gonna show how some have been idolater in that way; later on I'm going to explain, if you're gonna be an idolater of Mr. Armstrong have a big idol – I'm having fun – I mean, don't be dumb, don't be a dumb idolater, be a good one , go big or stay home, you see? (Audience laughter). I'm gonna have fun with that later on. By the way, Elijah mocked once in a while and I have found that that is part of my personality (audience laughter), so… but anyway.  

David Passover Pack Pulls A Bob Thiel: I Am Doubly Blesssed And Therfore Elijah

What's with the COG leaders who think they are now "doubly blessed?"  First there was prophet and Chief Overseer Bob Thiel declaring his double blessing and now its David Passover Pack.  Which one is more legitimate?  Bob Thiel who was "doubly blessed" by a second rate elder in Living Church of God or David Passover doubly blessed by Herbert Armstrong? David Passover feels his double blessing is more significant than Thiel's. Both are really nothing more than unqualified buffoons regardless of who "blessed" them.

48: Let's read Deuteronomy – the end of the book of Deuteronomy right now – Deuteronomy 34 and verse 8. Moses in verse 1; his name's in verse 5; verse 7 Moses a hundred and (twenty); verse 8, "Children of Israel wept for Moses in the plains of Moab thirty days," Deuteronomy 34:8, "so the days of weeping an mourning for Moses were ended." They couldn't enter the Promised Land until they had mourned Moses for an entire month. "And Joshua the son of Nun was full of the spirit of wisdom; for Moses had laid his hands upon him," Mr. Armstrong approved my ordination; twice actually, "and the children of Israel hearkened unto him, and did as the LORD commanded Moses. And there rose not a prophet," verse 10, "since in Israel like unto Moses, whom the LORD knew face to face." I'm pretty sure that Moses didn't come back many centuries later and say, "Nobody ever rose like me." That shows you his works were edited; we all understood – that's no real mystery there, "In all the signs and the wonders, which the LORD sent him to do in the land of Egypt to Pharaoh, and to all his servants, and to all his land, and in all that mighty hand."

David Passover Pack: Though My Writings Are Not Scripture, They Very Likely Will Be!

When you deny something too many times it really means you believe it will happen.  Humble David Passover actually believes his writings will become scripture.  OK Brethren, let's turn to the book of First Herbert 666:130 that was edited by David Passover Pack from the holy words of Herbert Armstrong the restorer of all truth.

47: Moses' writings – I think you'll find this interesting – were apparently edited at least partly by Elijah. What?? Moses' writings were edited by Elijah? Now, mostly by Ezra, I understand that, but partly. I have come along and added. For instance, you close the book of Deuteronomy; everybody knows that somebody edited Deuteronomy, it describes many centuries after Moses' life and how he was buried, and the greatest prophet that had ever been – we'll come to that in a moment – well, he didn't record that himself, somebody else did. And we've all known that, long known that. But Elijah also wrote – still 47 – a great deal of scripture himself. Elijah was a big writer – now that's interesting – including much of the books of the Kings. This is all common knowledge. Now, I'm not saying my writings are scripture, or Mr. Armstrong's writings are scripture, I'm saying that Elijah's were and Moses' were, and that Elijah came and to a certain degree edited and added to what Moses did.

David Passover Pack" Just as Joshua was to Moses; I am to Herbert Armstrong

While David Passover Pack now declares he is Elijah, he also claims the title Joshua.  As Joshua in the modern age, he compares his amazing life to that of Moses and Joshua in Hebrew scriptures.  Moses died (like HWA) and Joshua (David Passover) leads the people into the promised land (millennium).  As the Joshua of old, David Passover will be the glorious leader who leads all to the marriage supper in the soon coming kingdom of his god.

David Passover also always feels the need to give the impression that he was trained at HWA's feet.  As if HWA gave a rat's ass about David Passover!   We have all seen how those closets to HWA turned into the most abusive ministers the church ever had, so I don't think Passover Dave should be bragging about it!

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41: Moses died before entering the Promised Land, but with it right there in sight. Joshua lived into it. How big is that parallel? It's a parallel you might not have understood thirty years ago.          

42: Joshua was first a scout for and a minster – that's what it calls him – under Moses. So was I scout for – believe me I was – and a minister under Mr. Armstrong. A much younger man, you could add those other parallels. Joshua was thirty five years younger than Moses, Mr. Armstrong was even more than that older than I, about fifty six and a half years older. Now, I wasn't his direct assistant, but I was a minister under him. It makes sense, by the way – kind of a related aside here; this could go in other places – that another Joshua could best train the two final world scouts who will function in hostile territory; think of the spies going into Jericho; think of Joshua having been a spy alongside Caleb. Now, this will take on greater meaning later on. 

David Passover Pack: If It Wasn't For Me We Would All Be Lutherans Or Something...

The mind of Armstrongites is always an unused thing that goes to waste.

44: Joshua pointed people to Moses time and time again. It was a critical task that he had. Moses' name is fifty seven times in the book of Joshua; eleven times just in chapter 1, and eight times close the LAST few verses of Deuteronomy. Let's just read one verse in the end of Joshua, Joshua 23 and verse 6 – near the end of his life, here's what he said – Joshua 23 and verse 6, telling the people, "Be you therefore very courageous to keep and to do all that is written in the Book of the Law of Moses," he told the people of Israel, "That you turn no aside therefrom to the right hand or to the left." And that's what I've been doing most of my life. Chapter 24 and verse 5, God recounting, " I sent Moses also and Aaron, and plagued Egypt," and so forth; it's all through the book, fifty seven times just in the book of Joshua, which is fascinating because Elijah would surely be required in a restoration to constantly point people back to Moses without whom we'd be nowhere doing nothing; we'd all be Lutherans or something.

David Passover Pack: I Trained In The Backseat Like Joshua

Back seat training is never easy!

Apparently the entire Bible was written as forerunner of David Passover Pack and his amazing life.  Who knew that we were reading about him all these years!

43 – This is a personal point, but a big one I believe, nevertheless, and the record of what I'm gonna tell you is there for all to see. I have for over thirty five years been fascinated with and preached about Joshua and how he tutored in the back seat under Moses the prophet. I started in the 1970s giving sermons everywhere I ever went – many sermons – every church I ever pastored, including in Restored to the whole church in about, I think, 2002 maybe it was. Joshua trained in the back seat; what was it like to train under Moses? It was just always an interest I had. You assign that to value you think it deserves. 

David Passover Pack: Make the stupid people realize I am the ONE and ONLY!

A real speaker who has prepared his material before hand always has a concluding statement that summarizes what he has been speaking about.  David Passover concludes with a sentence that has no meaning or connection to his precious two hours of blabbering.  Yes, we know you are an awesome dude.  There is no other like you on the entire earth.

Good night Gracie...

Brethren, somebody was going to be this man, we were willing to believe it was Herbert Armstrong, he was a man. Somebody was going to be Moses, turned out that was Mr. Armstrong. Like Elijah and John the Baptist he was going to look – they were different from one another – this man was going to look, and talk and be a certain way. I come as one particular human being. God could've picked others, maybe I was one candidate out of many, I don't know, I don't know how the mind of God would be on those things, but this is the way I am. So it was going to be somebody, and you'd have to get used to and settle on and accept the strengths and weaknesses of whoever it was. Now, final sentence, we are nearing the end of all things, just read the news of last week, an enormous prophecy has been fulfilled, how many more enormous prophecies are soon to follow? Good night.

David Passover Pack: All manner of healing will ONLY be taking place within the Restored Church of God

Only David Passover and his little band of merry makers will be healed by God of ALL MANNER of sickness and disease.  Nothing is too great or too small for David Passover's god to heal  Healing cannot come through any other Church of God.  It is only through the miraculous presence of David Passover Elijah Pack in the Restored Church of God is this healing possible.

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Now, some of you must have wondered what the last point was that I left out of the sermon two weeks ago when I said we don't have time for a longer point, it would last several hours? Well, you just heard it, you can see why I couldn't put it on that list, but one of the great proofs – and I sort of alluded to it earlier on – one of the great proofs that there will be a mass healing in the church is it's part of a restoration under my office. And I couldn't say that two weeks ago before you understood what my office was. So, this series of sermons takes its place in that sermon, adding tremendous weight to why all of you brethren around the world, and those who are coming with us, can look forward to God healing all sickness and disease. The term "manner of" by the way, isn't there, men added it, when they came the apostles and Christ healed all sickness and disease; small stuff, big stuff, everywhere in-between. and if God heals you, man it's a small thing to others, it's probably pretty big to you, and that's why we want to announce things no matter how small they are as long as they're a legitimate healing to the degree that we're not overwhelmed with numbers, because God in all ages is going to heal all sickness and disease,

David Passover Pack: To those outside the RCG there is no other ONE possible than ME!

Dave is still stinging from the fact that tens of thousands of COG folk did not jump to his ship the past two to three years.  There is no human leader in the Church of God or anywhere on this earth who is as great and as important as David Passover.  He's younger, he's better, he's more important!  There are NO other candidates and there is NO possibility of others arising.  There is no other way to salvation but through David Passover!

To outsiders – those outside the Restored Church of God, a few final thoughts here – if you reject these 130 points, then where are your candidates for Elijah. Who is on your list? The answer? Likely no one. Those who might have a list are looking for ones like themselves. Put your money where your mouth is and go find Elijah. I'm not talking to us, I'm talking to those outside. Sooner or later those who claim to be looking for Elijah will have to get accustomed to having the one that God chose. No other man is coming. Two reasons: 1, all that would have to be done – who would do it? A lot of the men are much older; I don't think I could write everything all over again. And 2, there's no time, even if the man had started five years ago, and no one did. Think of where we are, there are no candidates, there's no possibilities, there's no other way, and God waited until there was no other possible way to see this to reveal even to me what my role was. 

David Passover Pack: Will He Be Unleashed On The World At Supper Time As He Pokes His Poker Around Causing a Fire?

David Passover says his job is to be a hot poker from a fire poking around.  He is still butt-hurt that some many ministers and members have left him.  He is shocked that they did and of course has to berate them and belittle them for doing so because they do not understand his magnificence.  It's all their fault.  Dumb idiots never understood how important he was.

The last, and maybe most crucial point maybe, announcing Elijah is a catalyst to events about to happen or even the catalyst to the remnant prophecy, we'll see. They have to know, it's who they're waiting for. And if they'll listen and hear the case then where does that put us? Elijah is sent. [By an] apostle? Is this publically known when he's sent at supper time? Could this be soon? I don't know. Do people know who he is when he comes? I'm not sure, but remember that today waiting for Elijah; we'll see what God intends. Joshua is called a "brand plucked from the fire," but he's not just plucked from the fire he's a brand, he's a poker plucked from the fire. My job is to poke around, maybe I can cause a fire, we'll see. How interesting. The fuse may have been lit with men who were sent away, they'd all gone beyond the pale, more than you can know. How long we bore with them, I wish I could've gotten rid of them sooner, they turned out to be worse than we thought, but it's been its own interesting experience to see how God is just gonna turn certain men – just wham! in the splinters – and they're gonna scatter, and they're not gonna come with us. Wish I had more time to tell you that. I've learned a lot more about exactly how God is gonna just scatter everybody, it's gonna be very quick, but that's another subject.

David Passover Pack: Disappointed that nitpickers don't appreciate the TIME he puts into his sermons!

Passover Dave's mantra

Poor Passover Dave.  He has pastored thousands and thousands of people over the decades and they are nothing more than a bunch of nitpicking whiners who fail to appreciate the amount of time he takes to prepare for his sermons.  Ungrateful bastards! It's hard work being a Elijah but someone has to do it!

Sermon 2:  1:45

 A very few have left, but it's in their interest to tell those kinds of stories. Maybe a few will leave, but I doubt very many, and if they do they're idolaters, they should leave. Look, when God brings a very pure remnant over here, do we want people here who understand, for instance, the "common" doctrine? They're gonna have to make decisions on short notice. We have people who've sat here for years and rejected it, or people who've sat here for years and heard about the remnant and rejected it, should they stay here, and others have to make a relatively quick decision over a period of weeks once this prophecy breaks? They shouldn't be allowed to stay, they need to move on. I still believe there'll be very, very few. But some of these who've left, and others out there, will almost certainly say, "We've got him now, he's claiming to be Elijah, he's a megalomaniac!" or whatever. They will use and fan emotion in the hopes that people will not remember the avalanche of facts heard today. And the splinters will not grasp or hear this in any great measure because of thousands of poisonous tares all through them until God just separates them. Nitpickers need reasons to refuse understanding. I almost hope I gave them something real or just perceived to leave; if they're a nitpicker they're gonna leave. I've been watching this for decades; I've pastored thousands and thousands of people. There is a lot here. Just try to imagine the hours spent preparing these sermons. It may not be perfect in every detail. May the natural born nitpickers find those things, criticize me and leave so we don't    
have to put up with them anymore. If you can't find something, make sump'n up – I'm having fun here – there, uh oh, there I sound like Elijah again mocking them. But there may also be important or even vital points

David Passover Pack: Will He Soon Kill 102 Pursuers (Critics) and 50 COG Ministers?

Elijah's carnage

If he doesn't think he will do this then why mention it?  Oh wait, he does....make up your mind Elijah Passover!!!

Sermon 2    1:10:00   

120: Elijah executed a hundred and two pursuers with fire and slew four hundred and fifty prophets of Baal with his sword after using fire to light the offering. Could there be a modern parallel of at least using God's Word as a sword? I don't I kill four hundred and fifty people with fire, but you  understand the point, Christ comes with a sword in his hand, the false Christ with a bow; the sword is the Word of God, we understand that, and I'm going to have to deal with these men.             

 

David Passover Elijah Pack: Will soon be preparing 70 million people for the marriage supper.

David Passover Pack cannot even get 1,500 people to follow him let alone 70 million!  No one is jumping ship to his group even after releasing 130 points on why he is so superfantabulous.

119: The final Elijah prepares both remnants for the Lord. The spiritual remnant, but a remnant of seventy million people; the remnant leaders who Christ refines that will go on to help him reach and prepare both are within his assignment described in Malachi – Elijah's assignment. But Mr. Armstrong never fulfilled any of this. Luke 1:17, "Make a people ready for the Lord," simply could not apply to Mr. Armstrong going so early. Those who are described as ready and are taken into the wedding supper are so defined at the time we are taken; that's when the group is "ready." Mr. Armstrong was in no position to make "ready" a people for the Lord. He laid a tremendous foundation, and then he broke off and other things had to happen. 

David Passover Pack: Will The Islamic Nations Soon Honor Me As The Real Elijah?

Being born tot he world's most favored parents, David Passover Pack has such an important lineage to his name that even the Muslim hoards might soon be looking to him as the Elijah they have been waiting for!  Say what??

Sermon 2: 1:05:00 

Number 117: This longer point has many points or sub points within it; it speaks to numerous parallels, forerunners and types – quite a number; a series of facts. John was almost entirely a Levite; his mother was part, maybe half Levite, maybe half Jewish, because her cousin Mary delivered Christ as a Jew – the Bible says, "Our Lord sprang out of Judah." But John the Baptist's father was a priest and therefore a Levite. He was named Zechariah – remember the Hebrew – which of course means God is Marked. My name is Passover, and that's likely Levitical; kind of an interesting parallel to me. But John's father is introduced as a "certain priest," meaning a regular priest or person, not a high priest. John's mother must have also been descended from David; she, again, shared the same Jewish roots as Mary. My actual genealogy might be a kind of parallel, and I've wondered if my extraordinary parents form a parallel with John's in some way. The angel Gabriel told Zachariah of John's coming, or Elijah's coming – the first Elijah – and miracles surrounded the birth. Now, John's parents are obviously much honored in scripture; they must have been unusual to have been given John as their only child and coming at a great age. Even Islam honors John the Baptist's parents, partly just because they are his parents. John himself is revered almost everywhere including holding a very high position within Islamic thinking. Brethren, I guess we'll just have to see if this becomes a bigger point in time. And again, recall from earlier sermons that the name Zechariah means God is Marked; certainly this is prophetic in light of Zechariah's son's future role in introducing Christ's first coming. Of course, it was a prophet of this same name that announced the voice that came in Haggai. And recall that I said some weeks ago that the ancient prophet Zechariah carries out a type of my duty in this regard. This point grows in meaning because the prophet Zechariah's now seen to be a type of the final Elijah. I knew he was sort of typing what I was to do; well now I understand my role and therefore the greater sense of what he types. Certainly his fourteen-chapter book – now think about this – is foundational to the final Elijah's message. Brethren, surely this is not coincidental that the father of the first Elijah, John the Baptist – not the ancient one, but John the Baptist – has the same name as the ancient prophet who was himself a type of Elijah. Re-listen to this point in the sermon when you go back through all of it, maybe a couple times, to get it straight, but let's go further.                  

David Passover Pack: I Have Not Been Tired For 190 Days

Since David Passover Elijah Pack is the world's most superfantabulousus man running the world's most superfantabulous work it is in inconceivable that he would EVER get tired!

I told you at the Feast that I thought God was going to begin to pour out more power in his church. Would you say that's happening? I haven't been tired for a hundred and nine days – I was just calculating it – my voice should be giving out, but it's not.

David Passover Pack: I Need To Perform Miracles! Will He Raise The Dead?

David Elijah Passover Don Knott's Pack:  Will he soon raise the dead?

Sermon 2  around 55:00

Point 111 – twenty two to go, then some concluding points. I have personally seen and proven for years that the remnant will not move without miracles. Only an empowered Elijah, with the two witnesses as men of wonder, could bring them. It was a resurrection of the dead – I'm not saying that that'll be involved here, but I'm just trying to get you to understand something – that convinced the widow of Zarephath, who harbored him during the drought, of Elijah's credentials. Not the miraculous drought – he dried the heavens for three and a half years – nor his years-long miracle of food provided for her, her son and himself. It was the resurrection of the dead. Now, it's just an interesting point which I throw out there. Elijah came with enormous power; he could call fire down, he could resurrect the dead, he could dry the heavens, he could multiply food for years out of a small amount, and take care of her son – resurrected her son when he died – sobering point. I've often said the false prophet would claim to be the Elijah. I have no doubt of it now. How much more could this be said with me claiming the same office with miracles in the false prophet's time? You understand? He's got to! Why do think in Revelation he's called the false prophet? Now, I know he's called the man of sin in other places, but when he works with the Beast he's called a false prophet. Which prophet are hundreds and hundreds of millions of people all over the world waiting to see? The entire Islamic world venerates Elijah; they venerate John the Baptist. They even revere John's parents for having given birth to John the Baptist, who was a type of the Elijah. Billions are waiting for Elijah. Recall my words about the final false prophet; considering my role it seems more certain than ever that he will claim to be Elijah before claiming to be God himself. We're into implications and ramifications. I do not come as some kind of academical Elijah; I make some nice assertions and it just sort of rests, which was one of the problems with Mr. Armstrong. He didn't look like Elijah, but he sort of did some restorative things, but didn't do powerful miracles – didn't need to. I'm gonna need to. Try to imagine, by the way – try to imagine, did you ever think of this? – I travelled between the two that stand there described in Zechariah 3 and 4, and here's this man of wonder on the left, Arnold Schwarzenegger, on the right is Hulk Hogan, and I'm Don Knotts standing there in the middle; I can't do anything. How would that look? It would make God's leaders look like fools, "What, you're Elijah? You can't do anything? You've got these two wunderkind on either side of you here, they're doing everything?" It doesn't make sense. I mentor them because I can do those things; when the time is right we'll see. 

David Elijah Passover Pack: Moses Was Too Ignorant To Know That I Was The Elijah To Come

Color in Elijah Passover Pack on his fiery chariot

(That's Rod Meredith left behind on the ground.)

David Passover Pack is doing everything in his power to make his dwindling flock of followers believe that he is a reincarnated Elijah who has come to restore all things before he is whisked away in a fiery chariot.

Sermon 2:

110: Now think of both men again. Even the correct and full definition of who and what is Elijah would have to be restored by that man; by Elijah. I'm actually restoring the correct understanding of what is Elijah. Also the ancient Moses died never knowing of Elijah the prophet, or of John the Baptist, but the final Elijah would know of all three, and of Mr. Armstrong. This would include correctly seeing Mr. Armstrong's time setting and his role as a Moses. Moses never saw any of these other men; I see all of them. You'd have to have a man with the lookback perspective to put it all into perspective. The modern Moses would not be in any position to see the Elijah fulfillment; he would have to see the coming apostasy, and Mr. Armstrong never did or he would have picked a different leader.

David Passover Elijah Pack: I Am A Type of Christ

David Elijah Pack Our Passover

Around the 50:00 mark in sermon 2:

Elijah actually does restore all things, thus creating a second powerful parallel with Christ. So Moses compares himself to Christ – you just read it. The best way to see this is that Moses directly described himself as a type of that prophet – read his words, this means Mr. Armstrong would be as well. Mr. Armstrong would be a type of that great prophet. If Moses was so is Mr. Armstrong. Just think of the many millions of people – what we just read there in Acts who would hear Christ – the many millions of people everywhere who heard his voice, his words. How then is Elijah, who does an even greater work, in an even bigger world not coming in the same way? So that Mr. Armstrong and Mr. Pack, if you will, come side by side, with Mr. Armstrong taller; he should have been six-seven, and I'm five-seven, that part's not right. How is Elijah not also a type of that prophet? But this is just another way of saying both men are types of Christ. No wonder these men are talking together with Christ in the transfiguration. They work together in a unique way at the end of the age. Christ is an apostle and a prophet, that's what it says; there he's called a prophet, you know in another place he's called an apostle. Both of these two men – these final two apostles, unique in all history – are both also apostles and prophets. See the parallel?