Bob Thiel's "god" Is Going To Bring More Tornadoes Today Upon The Sinners

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Bob Thiel, the non-ordained self-appointed false prophet is back today with more tornado prophecies.

Before he gets to his god that is delighting in destroying lives and property, he reveals one astounding FACT about tornadoes that I never knew:

This is what a tornado can do to a house:

Tornadoes can be very destructive.

Are you not as astounded at the magnificent thinking capabilities of our end time prophet as I am?  This is astounding news!  Who knew!   That PhD from the puppy diploma mill is useful after all!

The worlds most educated end time prophet EVER  continues on with his angry god:

While humans often seem to think otherwise, God is in charge and controls the weather. Notice the following:

17 He casts out His hail like morsels;
Who can stand before His cold?
18 He sends out His word and melts them;
He causes His wind to blow, and the waters flow. (Psalms 147:17-18)
Fire and hail, snow and clouds; stormy wind, fulfilling His word” (Psalm 148:8 , RAV).
17 I struck you with blight and mildew and hail in all the labors of your hands; yet you did not turn to Me,’ says the Lord. (Haggai 2:17)
3 He sends it forth under the whole heaven, His lightning to the ends of the earth. 4 After it a voice roars; He thunders with His majestic voice, And He does not restrain them when His voice is heard. 5 God thunders marvelously with His voice; He does great things which we cannot comprehend. 6 For He says to the snow, ‘Fall on the earth’; Likewise to the gentle rain and the heavy rain of His strength. 7 He seals the hand of every man, That all men may know His work. 8 The beasts go into dens, And remain in their lairs. 9 From the chamber of the south comes the whirlwind, And cold from the scattering winds of the north. 10 By the breath of God ice is given, And the broad waters are frozen. 11 Also with moisture He saturates the thick clouds; He scatters His bright clouds. 12 And they swirl about, being turned by His guidance, That they may do whatever He commands them On the face of the whole earth. 13 He causes it to come, Whether for correction, Or for His land, Or for mercy. (Job 37:3-13)

Then he delivers another scientific morsel:

And while tornadoes are common in the US Mid-West this time of year, weather-problems are one way that God uses to try to get peoples’ attention to repent (cf. Haggai 2:17).  It seems that the severity of destruction from tornadoes has increased in the past few years.

Does not Bob realize that cities expand with new houses, schools and businesses?  Tornadoes have always happened in the Midwest.  As populations expand they build more and more in "tornado alley." When this happens the chances of a tornado causing more damage increases.  You do not need a prophet to tell you that.

Bob though has another reason on why the tornadoes are casing more damage.  Jesus is pissed! The end time is here and Jesus is bring sorrow upon the world.

Jesus taught:

7…And there will be famines, pestilences, and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. (Matthew 24:7-8).
8 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be famines and troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)

Surely, many who have experienced weather-related problems this year consider them to be consistent with troubles and sorrows, that Jesus predicted.

But the points of many of the weather-related problems is to get people to change before worse disasters befall them.

We seem to be in the time that Jesus referred to as the beginning of sorrows, a time just before the Great Tribulation. A time that will be worse than any on this planet.

God wants people everywhere to repent (Acts 17:30). He uses weather for correction and for His mercy (Job 37:13).

Will you heed the weather warnings?

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Flurry Cult on Bad Weather. Their God Approves Of Killing 24 Children

Today a tornado did extensive damage in Edmond Oklahoma and in other areas obliterated entire neighborhoods and killed 24 elementary school children.

Gerald Flurry and his equally delusional son Stephen, have written a piece concerning "bad weather.   This was written before today's tornado, so I can only imagine the garbage they will write later this week.


Apparently it is OK for  Stephens god to murder 24 innocent children in their school because their parents and the nation are filthy sinners.  Its all prophecy in action so its OK that death, mayhem and destruction abound.  Why worry about 24 little kids when their god is  going to blot out most of humanity, apparently with delightful glee.

Here is what these two morons wrote:

God, however, says it is a sign that we are living in the very last days. Weather disasters, as they increase in frequency and intensity, are actually fulfilling Bible prophecy. They are among the signs that Christ gave pointing to the end of this present evil age.

In His Olivet prophecy in Matthew 24, Jesus Christ gave His disciples a chronological overview of events to occur in the lead-up to His return. In verses 21-22, Christ said there is a time coming when no flesh would be saved alive if He didn’t return and prevent it. This is speaking of World War iii—a 3½-year bloodbath that will culminate in the “battle of that great day of God Almighty.”

But before the battle of mankind against Christ—before the European beast power and the Asiatic kings of the east square off—before Europe lashes out at the modern-day descendants of Israel—before it surrounds Jerusalem with armies—before the European king of the north comes against the Islamic king of the south like a whirlwind—before radical Islam captures East Jerusalem—just before all of this happens, Jesus said weather patterns and other natural phenomena would take a violent turn for the worse!

Stephen continues on with his vile words:

The Beginning of Sorrows 

These are the days we are living in right now! Weather disasters, as they increase in frequency and intensity, are actually fulfilling Bible prophecy. We are experiencing the outer edge of a storm that is about to inflict the worst suffering mankind has ever known.

Jesus Himself said it: “All these are the beginning of sorrows” (verse 8). This is where we are right now in Bible prophecy! Sad to say, the ever intensifying disasters we are seeing right now are only the beginning. It is prophesied to get much worse.

But Jesus did not leave us without hope! The Anchor Bible compares the “beginning of sorrows” to the beginning of birth pangs: “It’s almost a technical term for the sufferings which would immediately precede a new age, the age of the Messiah’s reign.”

What a beautiful picture! Right now, this world is being violently shaken by a rapid succession of agonizing birth pangs. But Jesus tells us that these catastrophic events will soon “give birth” to a new age of world peace and prosperity—a utopian paradise that will be totally free of weather extremities and other unnatural phenomena! 

Why would anyone want to be associated with their vile god and the creature they call "jesus?" There is no hope in following their "jesus."  After it blots out 2/3rds of the world you are supposed to skip into the millennium where everything is all rainbows and lollipops.  No thanks you.  I want nothing to do with your degenerate god you have created.

As posted on another thread, perhaps the citizens of Edmond had better think twice about letting the Flurry cult maintain their presence in their city. Ever since they have arrived there has been one weather related issue after another. Are they being punished for allowing them in their city?

Invading German Army HQ Being Used For Commercials

Who would ever have imagined that the worlds most important campus that was going to be used by the invading German armies would end up being used for commercials.  Hundreds of millions of dollars spent on fancy buildings and immaculate grounds just to be used for commercials.

Can Anyone Smell The B.S.?

Lending Tree loan company filmed a commercial recently in the old Hall of Administration on the former Pasadena campus.

The best line in the entire commercial is the comment from the puppet: "Can anyone else here smell  B.S.?"

How appropriate that a comment like that is filmed in the headquarters of Armstrongism, the biggest purveyor of theological B.S. ever!

There's that smell again....

UCG Lays Out Its Plans For The Future

Vic Kubik has laid out some of the plans they want to implement to keep UCG relevant to the 21st century and to its members.

Now, my desire and plan is to build on what God built through Denny Luker and go forward with the mission to proclaim the coming Kingdom of God to the world and to care for those whom God has called. I will not be a caretaker president, but will immerse my life completely into this role. I will seek to understand God’s will and to effectively direct the affairs of the Church in this momentous time in the history of mankind.

That will remain to be seen.  Almost every COG leader ends up being a caretaker because of all the issues that happen.  Doctrinal upheavals, church splinters, personality issues, etc.  Kubik is  going to be applying more band-aids than anything else

Peace and Unity.  It is essential that we preserve the peace and unity currently within the Church and follow Christ’s lead in seizing the moment for developing the Church.

Things are not exactly unified in UCG. There are still issues of members thinking doctrine is being watered down.  Large swaths of members do not like the idea that their fellow members and ministers eat out on Saturdays. And, many are still reeling from the COGWA split they broke up families, destroyed friendships and disrupted the life of the church.

Relationships with other groups. I would like to keep an open door to those of like faith in the greater Church that God is working with. We welcome constructive and relevant discussion and interaction.

All except for COGWA.

If he really is sincere about that then sell COGWA the Texas property.  Will he reach out to Grace Communion, the people he stabbed in the back as he planned for months and months to separate from while still on their payroll?  Will he and the church reach out to the WCG members he disfellowshipped while still apart of the WCG who did not agree with the changes?

You can read the entire letter here: May 17 Letter From Victor Kubik

Prophet Thiel Prays for 60,000,000 Americans Then Slaps Them With His Big Fat Bible

The non-ordained self-appointed false prophet of the Continuing (sic) Church of God has posted today about the tornado outbreak predicted for today in the Midwest.  He quotes a news article and then says this:

My prayers go out to those affected.

Tornadoes can be very destructive.

While humans often seem to think otherwise, God is in charge and controls the weather. Notice the following:

26 “Behold, God is great, and we do not know Him; Nor can the number of His years be discovered. 27 For He draws up drops of water, Which distill as rain from the mist, 28 Which the clouds drop down And pour abundantly on man. 29 Indeed, can anyone understand the spreading of clouds, The thunder from His canopy? 30 Look, He scatters His light upon it, And covers the depths of the sea. 31 For by these He judges the peoples; He gives food in abundance. 32 He covers His hands with lightning, And commands it to strike. 33 His thunder declares it, The cattle also, concerning the rising storm. (Job 36:26-33)

17 He casts out His hail like morsels;
Who can stand before His cold?

18 He sends out His word and melts them;
He causes His wind to blow, and the waters flow. (Psalms 147:17-18)
Fire and hail, snow and clouds; stormy wind, fulfilling His word” (Psalm 148:8 , RAV).

17 I struck you with blight and mildew and hail in all the labors of your hands; yet you did not turn to Me,’ says the Lord. (Haggai 2:17)

3 He sends it forth under the whole heaven, His lightning to the ends of the earth. 4 After it a voice roars; He thunders with His majestic voice, And He does not restrain them when His voice is heard. 5 God thunders marvelously with His voice; He does great things which we cannot comprehend. 6 For He says to the snow, ‘Fall on the earth’; Likewise to the gentle rain and the heavy rain of His strength. 7 He seals the hand of every man, That all men may know His work. 8 The beasts go into dens, And remain in their lairs. 9 From the chamber of the south comes the whirlwind, And cold from the scattering winds of the north. 10 By the breath of God ice is given, And the broad waters are frozen. 11 Also with moisture He saturates the thick clouds; He scatters His bright clouds. 12 And they swirl about, being turned by His guidance, That they may do whatever He commands them On the face of the whole earth. 13 He causes it to come, Whether for correction, Or for His land, Or for mercy. (Job 37:3-13)

Of course all of these 60,000,000 Americans are filthy, disgusting, sinners, and worthless worms in his god's sight.  Because they are such grievous sinners his god is justified in allowing storms to destroy, kill and maim.

30 God…commands all men everywhere to repent (Acts 17:30)

And while tornadoes are common in the US Mid-West this time of year, weather-problems are one way that God uses to try to get peoples’ attention to repent (cf. Haggai 2:17).

 Woo Hoo!  Another SURE sign of the end times!!