Elijah Passover Dave: The Earth Will Be Destroyed By God If The Devil Is Allowed To Discredit Or Kill Me

Thanks to Passover Dave the earth will not be destroyed, even though Satan is really, really pissed at Passover Dave. Whew! What a relief!!!!!  Apparently Passover Dave's god will not even allow Passover Dave to be discredited!  Passover Dave is such a superfantabulous man of God that it is impossible for Satan to discredit him. If by chance the devil succeeds in discrediting Passover Dave then we are doomed to destruction.

Passover Dave sees himself as the most significant human to exist in history.  He has already left Jesus Christ in the dust.  Who needs Jesus Christ when Passover Dave's here!

123 – Just a few more points before some concluding points – it's come time to ask, why is Joshua and not Zerubbabel, or anyone else, shown as so hated by the devil in Zechariah 3 and verse 1? Why? Why Joshua? You ever wonder? Let's just, let's just stop; nowhere else in scripture do you see anyone so hated that the devil is shown right beside him. Is it just the Judah-Jerusalem-Jericho-Jesus connection, or is it something even bigger that causes the devil to want me dead above all human beings on earth? If Elijah's commission is stopped God said he would destroy the earth, brethren. Now, if you're uncomfortable with me holding that job, you couldn't be as much as I am; somebody has to hold it. And you better go looking for that man because the only alternative is break scripture because God says without him he would destroy and strike the earth with utter destruction.

If the devil can kill, or discredit, or block me using every means possible he can make God – put God in the position – to destroy this planet, the only place in the universe where there is life and God is reproducing himself. 

Elijah Passover Dave: I Am The ONLY One Who Recognizes Herbert Armstrong For What He Was And The ONLY One To Write A Book About Him

The only person on this entire earth who understands Herbert Armstrong and what he did is Passover Dave.  No one in any leadership position in ANY of the splinter cults understands HWA as Passover Dave does. No one!  He can't talk about or even pretend to understand Jesus, but knows all about HWA.  Idiot!

It's interesting that some of those who are leaving have said we've got to return to Mr. Armstrong's teachings and go back and reject all the things that Mr. Pack taught us. "Our problem is that we got away from Mr. Armstrong" – they're going back to worship him and they're slaughtering and spitting on thousands of scriptures that they once professed to believe, but they need to justify their leaving, and it is interesting they're telling people to go start reading Mr. Armstrong again, like we didn't do that. I'm the only one that's produced a whole book; Herbert Armstrong's Life in Proper Perspective. I've quoted him hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds of times, over and over and over again. But they're worshippers, they're idolaters, and they want to reduce Herbert Armstrong. If they'd stayed here they would-a had a bigger one, but the issue was they didn't want to accept certain things, and it's usually about money. The more years I sat in Mr. Armstrong's role as his successor I came to be more in awe of him over time, not less. I'm repeating myself, but in fact the perspective that comes from my position maybe the only one who can uniquely see Mr. Armstrong's true size in God's plan for what it was; I knew him, I've sat in his seat – I might say in Moses' seat – now for almost sixteen years; I still marvel at his doggedness to succeed against all odds for fifty six and a half years. I'm honored to elevate him.

Elijah Passover Pack: I am so highly favored by God that a pick-up truck passed right though my car!

oops....no choof-boop this time!

Elijah Passover Dave now reveals how phantom trucks have...choff-booped... right through him!

One time when a truck passed right through my car – the same way that woman in the van – I'm the only one who could really relate to the woman in the van passing right through a semi twice. I've done that, I saw a pickup truck pass right through my car; just choof-boop, just like that it's behind me. You can give that whatever weight you'd like in light of Luke 1:65.

Elijah Passover Dave: The original Elijah slew with the sword. Could it be that I will be able to slay with MY MIRACULOUS WORDS?

Narcissism to the extreme:

120: Elijah executed a hundred and two pursuers with fire and slew four hundred and fifty prophets of Baal with his sword after using fire to light the offering. Could there be a modern parallel of at least using God's Word as a sword? I don't I kill four hundred and fifty people with fire, but you understand the point, Christ comes with a sword in his hand, the false Christ with a bow; the sword is the Word of God, we understand that, and I'm going to have to deal with these men.
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Elijah Passover Dave: I would be the LAST prophet EVER to be sent to the world if it was not for that Jesus dude

I tremble at Elijah Passover Dave's awesomeness...

Finally brethren, on point 117, Malachi was almost universally seen as the last Old Testament prophet, virtually no one doubts that – this is interesting for another reason. He was the only prophet to mention a coming end time Elijah with that end time man apparently being the world's last prophet other than, of course, Christ. The Kingdom of God will supplant all need for apostles and prophets because it will be every member of God's family who carries out the role of teachers – kings, and priests and teachers – as described in Isaiah chapter 30 verses 20-21. So the last Old Testament prophet introduces the last prophet ever sent to the world beside Christ.

Elijah Passover Pack: Book of Malachi Foretells ME and MY Ministry to the Two Witless Witnesses

Even Gerald Flurry foretells of the miraculous coming

 of 

Elijah Passover Dave!

Elijah Passover Dave feels that the book of Malachi was written to foretell of his glorious existence and how he will be training the two witnesses.  Apparently Elijah Passover Dave is waiting for Ron Weinland to get out of prison and join his wife.  At that point then Elijah Passover Dave's true ministry kicks into gear.  Three COG leaders will die, thousands will join up with Elijah Passover Dave and Ron and Laura will preach in the streets of Jerusalem performing miracles.  When they are killed and resurrected three days later, Gerald Flurry will commission an Irish Dance production that will be premiered in the amphitheater in Petra.

By now it should be clear that Haggai, Zechariah, and the last book of the Old Testament just after them, Malachi all work together; in fact, they're inseparable. More than ever I've seen that no one book could stand alone without the others to amplify and, in many cases, simply interpret it. The prophet Malachi's name means My Messenger. Obviously this man is also a type of Elijah, that's easy to see. Just think of chapter 3:1 in Malachi's book, "I will send my messenger," which introduces and foretells both coming Elijahs, John and the final one, me. Of course, it is chapter 4 and verse 5 that tells you that messenger is Elijah. The subject of Malachi's book formed the very foundation of the final Elijah's message to God's people, and do this much more than they do to John's message; his work was narrower to a smaller people with lesser problems. This is big to understand, this importance of the Malachi book being a foundation because of what may lie just ahead now, brethren; because of who may be schedule to receive messages very soon from the book of Malachi by me. 

Elijah Passover Pack: Zechariah Came to Point the Way to Me!

Imagine being the worlds most important human to ever exist.  Imagine having all scripture written in such a manner to foretell of ones coming.  I'm not talking about Jesus or any other biblical related dude.  I'm talking about Elijah Passover Pack, a man soooooooooooooo significant that scripture foretells and shadows his coming into the world and his earth shattering ministry.. 

And recall that I said some weeks ago that the ancient prophet Zechariah carries out a type of my duty in this regard. This point grows in meaning because the prophet Zechariah's now seen to be a type of the final Elijah. I knew he was sort of typing what I was to do; well now I understand my role and therefore the greater sense of what he types. Certainly his fourteen-chapter book – now think about this – is foundational to the final Elijah's message.