Ron Weinland: Men's Ties Are Cutting Off Circulation To His Followers Brains Causing Them to Not Understand His Sermons

The world will soon be coming to an end. Nuclear war, famine, disease, rampaging armies, drought, slavery and so many more fun things that are constantly waiting around the corner for those in the Church of God.  This is particularly true in Ron Weinland's cult.  He and his kinky second witness wife will soon be transported to Jerusalem where they will proclaim Ron's message to the world where they will then be slaughtered and left to rot for 3 1/2 days in the streets of Jerusalem.

This past week God's most magnificent prophet to ever walk this earth made a declaration that is important for these end times.

It seems that many of the men in his little cult are wearing neckties that are too tight.  These evil tight ties are cutting off circulation to then men's heads so that that they do not pay attention in church.  These poor men are strangling themselves and thus cannot understand Ron's sermons.

Ronald Weinland October 8 2016

“what I’ve been trying to help people to understand during the summer months, when I’m visiting different areas, is that you can honor God by change in some of these things, because this is going to be changed in the Millennium. People aren’t going to be wearing ties around their neck cutting off the blood flow so that you can’t get things out of the sermon like you should be. It’s not natural. It’s not the way it should be. So, anyway, but as a whole, when it’s cold, we’re still going to continue with that tradition until it’s changed at that time. But we’re starting a process now that in the summer months when it’s in its 80’s outside. Just coming back and forth, we have to travel long distances in many cases and just the travel and being in and out of the heat like that can take its wear and tear on people. So again, please feel comfortable in wearing that which is nice, in other words, as far as a short-sleeved shirt if you want, but again, it should be with dress slacks, like with suits.”

Ronald Weinland: still not cutting off the blood flow to his head in this latest sermon (I’m not sure its making a difference) and making sure that he can get things out of the sermon like you should be.

The new enemy of the PKG – Ties! He makes sure we focus on the important things when the world is about to end.   From False Prophet Ron Weinland

Just more proof on how incredibly stupid Armstrongism is becoming.

The Pathetic State of the Feast of Tabernacles in the Churches of God

In a recent The Journal News of the Churches of God there is a page dedicated to 227 listed Feast of Tabernacles sites for 2016.   These 227 listed sites are those that agreed to post information in The Journal, many others do not.

Herbert Armstrong could never have imagined that 30 years after his death that hundreds and hundreds of harlot daughter splinter groups would have split off the Worldwide Church of God.  Each of these groups claiming that they and they alone have the "truth."  There are so many versions of the "truth" out there that even their members no longer know what is "true."

Many of these groups are holding simultaneous festival sites in the same cities.  Some cities have five to seven different groups and none of them willing to gather together.  Many prohibit members from attending with other groups and some groups post guards at doors to keep the Laodiceans out.

If the Feast of Tabernacles is supposed to be a "foretaste of the kingdom of God," as many of them believe, then who wants to be part of such a divisive kingdom filled with hundreds of splits?

Hundreds of these groups still believe in the myth of Petra as the final place of training.  Can you image when all of these groups descend upon the country of Jordan at the same time and run towards Petra what a mess it will be when they all try and squeeze through the "narrow gate!"

Imagine Meredith, Thiel, Malm, Pack, Flurry, Kubik and others as they all start arguing over who is the rightful true church and who will be in charge.  Who's doctrines will be enforced? Who will be the unifying super personality?  Bob Thiel? Dave Pack?  Ron Weinland? Gerald Weston? Stevie Flurry?

What an appalling mess!

Living Church of God Building a Cult Compound in Peru For Its Members

From an LCG member:

Living Church of God is working to build a compound in Peru for its church members. Notice that the church is not asking members to not send in any more money.  Two guesses as to why...its cutting into the funds that church member should be sending into he church.  We can't have that now, can we?

Cerro de Pasco is a city that is dying due to a mine that has been collapsing and poisoning the land around the town.

In 2008, Peru’s Congress passed Law No. 29293, calling for the resettlement of the entire population of Cerro de Pasco, a city of 70,000. But as Mr. Orue notes, the Peruvian government failed to devise a process to accomplish that, so the law has largely been ignored. While many residents have resigned themselves to what Mr. Orue calls a “doomed future,” more have succumbed and sold their plots to the Peruvian mining company.  A Mine Erodes An Andean City

Living Church of God writes:

Cerro de Pasco, Peru Relocation Project UpdatePlans for the Cerro de Pasco, Peru emergency relocation are moving ahead! To date, we have received about $265,000 which includes some funds from the Church’s Disaster Relief Fund. Architectural plans have been completed, land acquired, a contractor has been selected and a non-profit entity, “Asociación para el desarrollo integral Villa Esperanza,” has been formed in Peru to receive the funds. Construction will be monitored by our minister, Sr. Aaron Bravo and his son, Maximilano. We expect to see construction beginning soon and we will keep you up to date on the progress! 

Enough funds are now available to build the central hall and some of the houses, and the rest of the houses will be constructed as funds become available. In order to avoid putting an undue financial burden on the rest of the Church, we hope to raise the balance of the funds from sources outside of the Church. More contributions are not needed from LCG members until further notice.
 

Mario Hernandez: Brethren, we are on the brink of going to Petra! What hurdles do you need to jump in order to get there?

Petra is still alive and well in the Living Church of God, even though they will usually scramble to deny it when you really push them on it.

In the first 5 minutes you will see that the beast power and the united Europe is on the verge of uniting ten nations to force their will on the rest of the world!  "Brethren we are on the brink!"  It is the same load of bullshit that the prophecy nuts in the church have been vomiting out for decades.

Mario is one of the biggest obnoxious jerks that Living Church of God has in its ministry.  No man can be more puffed up at his magnificence than Mario.  He has been this way since his days in Pasadena where he thought was the most educated man that HQ had.  LCG members find Mario to be as boring as Almost Arrested Bob Thiel.  It is amazing how LCG has coddled so many of these foolish men.

Here is a barf bag if you make through the entire 1:20 minute sermon!  Imagine siting through 1:20 minutes listening to this bullshitter.

The Feast is here! Are you sleeping in a tent in your living room?????

Almost Arrested, Doubly Blessed, Elisha, Elijah, Joshua, Amos, Apostle, End time witness, world renown Mayan authority, Chief Overseer, Prophet and Naturoherb peddler,  Bob thiel (a blogger who claims COG ties, but who makes a lot of inaccurate prideful statements, improper accusations, and biblically-impossible speculations) has now weighted in on how you should be keeping the Feast when it comes to temporary dwellings.

Those that stay home during the Feast are now being told to put tents up IN their homes or their back yards and stay in them for 8 days.  The apostate leader of the falsely called Continuing Church of God is not the only one to preach this nonsense. Other COGlet ministers have also said the same in the past.  All of the continual jumping though hoops in order to please the gods of these men has to be exhausting to their members.

The Feast of Tabernacles has begun around the world. Here is a link to a sermon for today: Christianity and the Feast of Tabernacles. 

What should you do if you wish to obey God? 

Those who can will travel (Deuteronomy 14:23-26) go to a Feast site. If you are at, near, or can get to one of the Feast of Tabernacles’ Sites for 2016 you should attend church services there every day. 

But if you are not able to physically attend those locations, what should you do? 

Those who cannot may wish to consider the possibility to not sleep in their houses during the time of the Feast. If they are physically and financially able, they may wish to try to sleep in some type of temporary dwelling like a hotel, motel, camper, or a tent (including perhaps one in one’s own home). In ancient Israel, those who did not travel (as well as native Israelites that did) made ‘booths’ of branches on top of their roofs (Leviticus 23:40) and slept in them for the seven days of the Feast (Leviticus 23:42), and some slept in them for the entire eight days (though the Bible only mentions seven days). Staying in ‘temporary dwellings,’ of whatever sort, helps convey that this age is temporal and a new millennial age is coming.

Since the feast is not required of the new covenant, why waste the money on a hotel or a tent for the living room?  You can put the money to better use in the year and take your family on a real vacation  which does not include hours and hours of mind numbingly BAD sermons from the likes of Thiel, Mario Hernandez, Rod Meredith, Vic Kubik,  Stevie Flurry and others.

COG Prophet Claims that During the Feast God Requires You to Attend a Church Service or Watch it Online.

God watches his doubly blessed apostle online, as you should too!

Almost Arrested, Doubly Blessed, Elisha, Elijah, Joshua, Amos, Apostle, End time witness, world  renown Mayan authority, Chief Overseer, Prophet and Naturoherb peddler (a blogger who claims COG ties, but who makes a lot of inaccurate prideful statements, improper accusations, and biblically- impossible speculations) once again has posted more nonsense directed towards those few people attending his cultic festival site.

Look at his convoluted reasoning on how he interprets scripture.  This of course is the standard for Church of God false ministers.  Thiel, like most of the others, twist things around to conform to his theologically bankrupt understanding.

What should you do if you wish to obey God and keep this festival?

If you are at or near one of the Feast of Tabernacles’ Sites for 2015 (sic) you should attend church services every day. 

But if you are not able to physically attend those locations, what should you do? 

The Bible teaches that the children of Israel were to have offerings for every day of the Feast (Leviticus 23:36. And while we in the Continuing Church of God do take up offerings on the First Day of the Feast and the Last Great Day, we do not take up financial offerings on the other days. But one way for you to fulfill what God expects is for you to attend or at least watch church services each day.

The doubly blessed apostate then uses a verse by Paul to justify requiting people to watch his pathetic sermons online:

1 I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that you present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable to God, which is your reasonable service. 2 And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God. (Romans 12:1-2) 

Do you see in that verse any directive to sit and listen to a live version of a false prophet or even to watch one online every day during the Feast? 

This is how he twists that verse to fit his perverse teachings:

Viewing services each day is a way for you to offer yourself as a living sacrifice which is your reasonable service. We have sermons posted at the www.ccog.org website and past year’s sermons posted at the link Feast of Tabernacles’ Sites for 2015. If you are not able to physically attend, hopefully you will be able to watch at least one sermon and other message every day.

Just imagine sitting there for EIGHT DAYS watching Apostate Thiel wave his Bible and arms in the air as if he has any authority or wisdom to impart.   The lake of fire would be a welcome relief to listening to one of Thiel's sermons.

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Massive Worldwide Earthquake Fails to Happen and the Excuses Start Flying

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A massive worldwide earthquake was prophesied to happen on October 11/12 that would have destroyed most of humanity.  As usual, this Church of God false prophet was wrong.  A person would think after 80 some years of these asinine prophecies failing that people would keep their mouths shut, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It is now late in the evening on October 15th and no major quake has happened, other than the usual 6.0 earthquakes that hit the Papua, New Guinea region on a regular basis.  No huge issues there to report either.

Here is the excuse that the itstimecog.com came out with:

Even with this excuse there is not one thing claimed below that is correct.

UPDATED OCT. 15
Please pass  this around. 

I was in grievous error when I attributed the earthquake of Revelation 6:12 and 14 to the Day of Atonement.

That was a mistake on my part as the Day of Atonement actually depicts God sealing those He has chosen, it does NOT depict Him taking them into the wilderness.

In Revelation 11:1, we find John being given the task of “measuring” the Church in its entirety.   The Day of Atonement is when that judgment is finalized.

This is one of the decree’s of that judgment: Revelation 22:11 He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.

Let’s delve into this a little deeper as these also depict events that transpire on the Day of Atonement.

Revelation 15:5   And after that I looked, and, behold, the temple of the tabernacle of the testimony in heaven was opened:

Verses 15:6-7 depicts the angels about to pour out the Great Tribulation.

Revelation 15:8   And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God, and from his power; and no man was able to enter into the temple, till the seven plagues of the seven angels were fulfilled.

Verse 8 should rock you to the core. Why? Because once the judgment is complete on the Day of Atonement, “no man was able to enter into the temple”.   In other words, you’re cut off from God and Revelation 22:11 is in effect.

Revelation 22:12   And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

Once that judgment is complete, Christ said He would come quickly. How quickly?

I do firmly believe that the Holy Days depict prophetic events and the Holy Days just after the Day of Atonement are the Feast of Tabernacles.

The Feast of Tabernacles depicts God’s people leaving their homes and dwelling “where God places His name”. Part of that depiction is that God will dwell with His people. 

Does that sound a lot like Christ returning to gather His people and taking them into the wilderness?

Notice what He says in Luke regarding the start of the Great Tribulation: Luke 21:36   Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man. 

Obviously, if one is to “stand before the Son of Man” in the place where they “escape all these things”, both Christ and the chosen must be in the wilderness.

Now, about the earthquakes.   The one spoken of in Revelation 16:18 and 20, happens at Christ’s return to conquer the nations. 

Revelation 16:18   And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great.

Revelation 16:20 And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found. 

The earthquake in Revelation 6:12 and 14 also depict Christ returning but with a different intent.   He is coming to gather His chosen, who in turn will be protected from all the topographical changes and horrors, that take place during the Great Tribulation.

Let's move on to other topics.

Yes, lets move quickly on hoping that people will forget the latest COG lie.  Typical.