Crackpot Prophet Finally Admits His Malawi Churches Are FIlled With Huge Unresolved Issues

God's self-proclaimed greatest church leader admitted today that his Malawi churches are plagued by persistent issues he has failed to resolve. However, he refutes all other allegations raised in a previous post by someone in Malawi.

Anyway, the CCOG has issues it is dealing with in Malawi, but while we are working on separating the chaff from the wheat (cf. Luke 3:17), to use an expression, we have over twice the number of congregants in Malawi and Kenya than the anti-CCOG poster asserted. Satan is the accuser of the brethren “day and night” (Revelation 12:10) and we see a lot of wrong and unfounded accusations.

Crackpot Prophet's Malawi Church A Huge Cesspool Of Corruption And Adultery

 

Karl Kolechek reporting on the ground in Africa.

It has now been confirmed that Bob sent his Evangelist henchman, aka WITCHDOCTOR Evans Ocheing, to Malawi to straighten out the latest mess in Malawi. A former Deacon in the CCOG has confirmed a hot bed of whoredom, adultery, jealousy, backstabbing, and coverups. 

It's been verified with many eyewitnesses in the CCOG and local congregations in Malawi that there is WAR in the Malawian CCOG among its top CCOG Clergy there. A confirmed police report has been obtained verifying Radson Molowzoa had Sosten L arrested for stealing funds from CCOG.

According to sources high in CCOG this is a bogus charge, as Sosten L. is known for his undying commitment to his churches and caring for the unfortunate. According to a former CCOG Deacon, quote "Radson is going crazy-he's afraid of losing control of the CCOG reins in Malawi and is very jealous of Sosten L., as Sosten has many churches and Radson has virtually none. Also, Radson is known for his evil ways, committing multiple adulteries on his former and current wife, Patrisha Sambani. 

It is well known that a former Deacon left CCOG because Radson committed adultery with the Deacon's wife. Of course, Evans covered this up for Radson as Radson told former friends and CCOG brethren about BIG Boss Evans Adulterous affairs when he visits Malawi." 

Also, this reporter had read on Banned a few months ago that one of Terry Nelson's sons exposed the Evans Ocheing sex scandal with a catfishing sting operation, so this is not surprising news. BOB NEVER DENIED THESE ALLEGATIONS. Just pretend, Bob that you're The Prophet and everything is rosy in your pretend world. 

Bob is in la-la-land as he really believes these African men are real ministers and he's the fastest growing COG in history, when in reality he only has, at best, maybe 500 in Malawi under Sosten L. Maybe 100 in Mozambique, and at best 1,500 IN KENYA, and maybe 100 Caucasians. 

The fake dreams and Philadelphia mantel delusions have put Bobby over the Rainbow 🌈 in the land of make-believe. 

More news to come on the Malawian Messup and Bob Thiels Continuing Church of WITCHDOCTORs.  

Crackpot Bob And His Demon Problem

 

Crackpot Bob can’t stand another Church of God stealing the spotlight from him. No Church of God in human history has ever been as magnificent as the so-called "Continuing" Church of God. The world remains in constant awe of its existence.
Sheldon Monson’s recent demonic possession of a summer camp attendee shifted attention away from the original demon slayer and his sidekicks. Crackpot Bob published the same letter we received about the summer camp possession and immediately followed it with this:

Perhaps I should add that we in the CCOG had a demon possession issue in Africa recently, and the demon was cast out...

This is what Crackpot Bob is referring to. This is not an isolated incident, as his African churches are filled with people plagued by "demons." He seems to attract them. Apparently, he views their presence as a sure sign he’s doing something right. Armstrongism taught us this concept: the more you follow God, the more demons and Satan will attack you.

Pastor Dr Bob,
Greetings from Malawi.
Yes I commanded demons to leave and they left the lady and go. But this is not my first time to command demons to leave. When demons caught my daughter in school where they were learning in Kadika secondary school. I found when pastor of SDA was praying for them but demons didn’t go. And I reached and commanded them to leave, they went and the daughter remained safe. The other day when we went to preach in certain home I and Richard Opiyo from Kobwai. We found a man who was a witchcraft and was using demons to do miracles. When we reached in that home, that man ran away and told his brother that he can’t come where we are because the demons he was having are afraid of us because we are holy Men. And so many. That’s the reason why I noticed very first demons in her. Its good that they left her and the lady remained safe. …
Evans

LCG: Back On Its Favorite Topic - The Gays...

 

Where would the Living Church of God be without scapegoating gay people as the source of all the world's problems?
For decades, Rod Meredith was fixated on an anti-gay crusade. Something in his early life triggered an obsession that bled into every letter, article, and broadcast. Perhaps it stemmed from his idol, Herbert Armstrong, who once remarked that Meredith seemed effeminate at times. Meredith faced this issue a lot while growing up took up boxing, becoming a "Golden Gloves" champion—a fact he never let anyone forget. Overcompensation? Maybe. His relentless hatred was often so intense it made him look utterly foolish.
Then there's Bob Thiel, who seizes every chance to rant about gay people causing one catastrophe after another. His eyes practically gleam with visions of his god casting them into a lake of fire or rounding them up into concentration camps in the Midwest or Canada.
Yet, while Thiel foams at the mouth and flails his arms and wrists, he ignores the mess in his own backyard. One of his African leaders abandoned his wife and is committing adultery. Others dabble in witchcraft, while some cozy up to young women to "comfort" them on their travels as they are proclaiming a witness in a few places in Africa.

What will Bob Thiel say when an earthquake inevitably strikes his home in Arroyo Grande, California? Will he call it divine punishment from his god or a test of his unwavering faith? And what about the Living Church of God? When a hurricane or some other disaster wreaks havoc in Charlotte, will they claim it’s God’s wrath for their mistreatment of members or a trial to prove their loyalty?

This is why no one takes these delusional men seriously anymore. Decades of lies, failed prophecies, and absurd biblical interpretations aimed at others—while their own lives and churches fester with depravity—render their words meaningless. These clowns will never deliver a powerful message or a credible warning to the world. Even their supposed god seems to mock their hypocrisy!

If I were them, I’d keep my mouth shut; their track record is already a perfect 100% failure. They constantly need scapegoats to prop up their self-righteous egos.

Armstrongist ministers should clean their own house before casting blame. The corruption and degeneracy in the Church of God’s ministry could outshine any Hollywood scandal!

Sobering Signs of the Times: World events and trends increasingly resemble biblical situations where God dramatically intervened in human affairs. God sent a flood to destroy a world that had become filled with violence, wickedness, and evil (Genesis 6). Some 400 years later, God obliterated Sodom and Gomorrah because of their perverted and depraved behaviors (Genesis 19; Ezekiel 16:49–50). Lot and his family, although warned, were reluctant to leave because they had grown accustomed to and tolerant of the evil around them. Today, the same sinful behavior that the Bible describes as an “abomination” to God is accepted and promoted, such as homosexuality, same-sex marriage, and transgenderism (Leviticus 18:22–23; Deuteronomy 22:5). We are also told that biblical examples are recorded for our admonition today (1 Corinthians 10:11). We need to wake up and come out of the ways of this world so we can be in the coming Kingdom of God.
Have a profitable Sabbath,
Douglas S. Winnail

A Memoir of Triumph After Being Disfellowshipped from the Worldwide Church of God

 

The book is a memoir by Pamela Redd that details her journey of self-discovery, personal recovery and identity rebuilding after being disfellowshipped from the Worldwide Church of God, formerly known as the Radio Church of God.

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FINDING AND RECLAIMING YOURSELF: A Memoir of Triumph After Being Disfellowshipped from the Worldwide Church of God

Mexican AM Superstations, the Internet, and WIFI

For decades, the church spread its message through pirate radio stations, WLS superstations, and Mexican radio stations. In the cool of late-night evenings, their powerful signals reached deep into the heartland of America.
The World Tomorrow" radio program, presented by Herbert W. Armstrong, was broadcast on Mexican radio stations. 

Specifically, the program was aired over the superpower 100,000-watt station XELO in Juarez, Mexico. This station, having an exclusive channel over the North American continent, could then be heard in virtually every state. 

In addition, the broadcast was also carried by powerful border stations XEG and XERB, along with XELO.

The church expanded, impacting lives in various ways. Church leadership often claimed we existed in a constant state of harmony.

The decline of Armstrongism began in 1971–1972. Prophecies claimed the world would end by 1975, ushering in eternal bliss, with believers dwelling alongside the lion and the lamb. 

One failed prophecy after another tore the church apart. When 1975 passed without event, the focus shifted to new time cycles and myths.

The church limped along, with prosperous years and lean ones. 

Money was squandered in ways that would shock members even today if they knew the full extent.

Beneath the surface, it was a festering cesspool of corruption and deceit. Then, its vulnerability was laid bare.

 
Armstrongism’s greatest vulnerability wasn’t ex-members, dissidents, or the disfellowshipped—it was the internet and WiFi.
When the internet spread, the church’s tightly woven stories began to fray. Headquarters could no longer dictate the narrative. People shed their silence and fear of losing salvation. Ex-members, apostates, critical thinkers, and dissidents, wielding firsthand knowledge of the church’s wrongs, exposed it to scrutiny the leadership couldn’t stifle. They labeled it a “rumor mill” and tried to quash it. They couldn’t.

The truth exposed the church’s gaslighting and lies, which could no longer hold.

Armstrongism thrived on control, relying on members’ perceived ignorance. “Pay, pray, obey, and never question” was the mantra for decades. But with computers and smartphones, the church became a public embarrassment. Never in its history has the extent of its folly been so clear.

Today, the youth are slipping away—quietly, in groups, in waves—realizing fear, guilt, and fantasy aren’t needed to live a good life.

Regular members are leaving too. Some mourn years lost, others feel grateful for their newfound freedom, and many are simply fed up with the lies.

For decades, the church warned that Satan and his forces—through the Catholic Church, world governments, or vast powers—would persecute them. Yet, the Church of God’s reckoning came from within, from its own members.

One thing is certain: the church will never recover. Not next year, not in five years, nor in fifty—if it even survives that long. Freedom and truth have a way of changing everything.

1975 In Prophecy: When Herbert Armstrong and the Jehovah's Witnesses Destroyed Church Members Lives

Who remembers this nonsense?

The original article this was based on was written in 1956 and republished year after year, well into the early 1970s. Each time, the prophecies grew more elaborate. 

Then, lo and behold, 1975 came and went, and Herbert backpedaled so fast even GTA couldn’t keep up. 

Who could forget that in 1971, construction began on Herbert’s $11 million monument to himself, even as members were still told that 1975 would be the final year before everything hit the fan?

Shortly after this, the Worldwide Church of God, Herbert, and others faced lawsuits over financial mismanagement. Around the same time, the Jonestown tragedy unfolded, with 918 people taking their own lives or being killed by their cult leaders.

Armstrongites took these events as clear signs that the end was near and Satan was furious.

Meanwhile, during this same period, the Jehovah’s Witnesses were also unraveling after proclaiming 1975 as the end times. Given that Herbert Armstrong borrowed heavily from the JWs, it’s no surprise they faced nearly identical problems.

Check out this video about the Jehovah’s Witnesses and 1975. Just swap WCG for JW, and it’s practically the same story.

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