Thursday, June 7, 2012

Apostle Malm: Are You Cavorting With Jezebels?

The apostle has a stern warning to all of you in the various splinter cults.  You are laying in Jezebel's bed!  You are whoring with people who mix paganism.  This is particularly aimed at the United Church of God because of the Bible translation they use and by the fact they dare to eat in restaurants on Saturdays!  Filthy heathens!

16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God [therefore why will you be ONE with an evildoers?]; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
I neither mislead nor misunderstand this issue:  Those who would mix pagan teachings with God’s word ARE false prophets; so says the law.  Repent quickly and save yourselves from the correction that lies at our door.
WE are NOT to study and teach the doctrine and prophecies of wickedness as many do.  We are NOT to associate with the unconverted for religious purposes.  Yes we must live in this world, but we are NOT to be OF this world and we are not to allow ourselves to be polluted by the doctrines of demons.
It is this association with the doctrines of wickedness which has led to much evil beginning with HWA and his Catholic primacy of Peter blasphemy; which exalted his organization and her daughters above the law of God; so that they willfully compromise with the commandments of God and the teachings of Jesus Christ to do as THEY please.  having a form, an appearance of godliness but denying the power, the authority of God!
17 Wherefore come out from among [Do NOT mix with evil doers, or study their wickedness for religious purposes, when you have become convinced of the truth.] them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you, 18 And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

DO NOT pollute yourselves with the false teachings of unconverted, commandment rejecting, rebellious men; who are standing on their own opinions and traditions and NOT on the word of God.

That is spiritual adultery! And if your corporate church tolerates such spiritual adultery; as soon as you are convinced of the truth of that: RUN!
DO NOT seek out and learn the ways of the heathen and use their teaching to support your own pet ideas. This is a very great sin; and a very great problem in the Church of God Groups today.

Those who lay in Jezebel’s bed shall share her punishments with her!

Those who mix God’s ways with the ways of Satan:  will NOT be tolerated by Almighty God!  They WILL be REJECTED and destroyed unless they quickly repent.

God WILL NOT receive those who do such things! ]


DennisCDiehl said...

I'd love to have dinner and cavort with Jezebel. I got to see her palace which is the top layer of Tel Megiddo, and believe me, it was not much..ha.

If I could just take Jezebel to a movie or to dinner at Denny's, I'd be content!

Anonymous said...

Jezebels would certainly be more entertaining than the typical Malmite with a prayer cloth over her head and an ankle length dress.

Retired Prof said...

The way to avoid cavorting with Jezebel is to moderate one's drinking at the pub. Two pints make one cavort.

Anonymous said...

I bet if you actually sat down with Jezebel you'd find an abused woman who put on a front of strength to protect herself against further abuse. I'd prolly love her


Andrew said...

The thing I've begun to notice about James Malm is that he preaches a religion based around the appeasement of a capricious Yahweh, which in many ways is just like how the pagans perceived and related to their many gods, who were unpredictable, often moody and vindictive, and at times even malevolent. Practitioners of more than one ancient pagan religion eventually resorted to human sacrifice as the "nuclear weapon" in their arsenal for the manipulation of the gods.

Sure, Yahweh gave us a book, but it is so long, convoluted, cryptic, and mysterious, and there are few things the many Armstrongite prophets of Yahweh can agree on. They agree it's a puzzle which must be decoded exactly correctly before one can hope to appease Yahweh. The downside is, it's hard to find 2 people who agree over what the right way is to decode it. The other thing all the various prophets of Yahweh agree on is there will be no tolerance for decoding it incorrectly!

I hope Armstrongism goes extinct before some of it's many prophets begin resorting to the nuclear option.

Painful Truth said...

It takes little to learn that the feast days were patterned after pagan agricultural holidays.

It seems Malm is endorsing paganism.

Anonymous said...

I followed your link to Rachel Held Evan's blog and found a video of British theologian NT Wright discussing the role of women in the church.

Wright points out that I Cor 11:5 speaks of women praying and prophesying. Paul could only mean that women were doing this in the church, not in private. This contradicts Malm's claim that women are to be silent in church.

Malm, being a Bible reader as Dennis says, ignores or twists scriptures that don't fit his view. This is a verse that he ignores.


Anonymous said...

Christianity's roots are in paganism.

It's not like any biblical figures (Paul, Jesus, etc) just pulled it out of their asses.