End-time prophet James Malm is 'establishing his credentials'. He wants those dumb sheeple in all the various COG's to know that they are wayward, law breaking, unrepentant Laodiceans. How dare you ignore the end-time warning message that the Elijah is giving all of you!
I am not starting a church organization (at least not yet, anyway!); I am giving a warning and a wake up call to all of the “Called Out”. We have all been deeply asleep and it is necessary that we wake up and understand the signs of the times.
God is sifting out the people who will stand solidly on his word alone as true pillars; from those who are lukewarn for the law of God; who are compromisers; who are perhaps zealous for a corporation, yet who are really lax in complete obedience to him. Blah, blah, blah! This is the same broken record that Armstrongism has been trumpeting for decades. "You dumb sheep will never get it right!" "God has delayed Christ's coming several times now because you are NOT ready!" "Wake up!"
This sifting process is quite simple; it involves waking peiople (sic) up to an intense study of God’s word while revealing those things which have been sealed until the end.Prophet Malm is predicting another breakaway of COG members from UCG, and COGaWA sometime after the Feast his year.
This revealing will separate those who are humble enough to really study from those who think they know it all. (i.e. if you dare to ask questions you are NOT humble, therefore you are in direct rebellion against God. You have a lukewarm attitude and as a result God is NOT revealing anything to you.)
Thousands are visiting and studying; that does not mean that they agree or that they support what I say. The situation is in a state of flux and development.Prophet Malm is telling his followers to add an extra day to the Feast this year. But more importantly he does not have the funds to set up Feast sites around the world for the TRUE BELIEVERS (i.e. his followers)
This will not settle out until the fall Feast or shortly after. Only then will the full fruits of what is going on become clear.
How great will be the day when these self proclaimed crack pots shut their mouths! How many more lies, false prophecies and stupid predictions do they need to make before people realize they have been spoon fed baloney, unnecessary doctrines and outright lies?
I advise people to go to the Feast as they have planned: THIS YEAR. Those who want to observe the Feast on the days that God commands should book an extra day for the FoT. They should also observe Trumpets and Atonement at home or with like minded frends (sic). I just do not have the funds and the helpers to set up sites across the globe. I will of course be publishing on the Feast as I did for the Feast of Unleavends and much may come between then and now.
It will be around the Feast time or soon after that things will become clear!
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You know...I have avoided gathering a following and have put thousands and thousands, (ok, 3) of inquiring minds off. But no longer.
I want all of you to please send it in to me NOW! You'll just have to trust me to spend it wisely in the perpetualization (is that the right word?) of the Gospel, the contents of which to be announced when I figure it out.
My Feast site will be here on the patio of my one bedroom flat in Greenville, SC. If more than 3 show up, we can go down to the parking lot. Please bring your own lunches and drinks. Single people, please bring a watermelon.
I guess that's about it. I'll figure out the topics of the Feast sermons later and yes, I will be giving all of them.
I have learned where two or three are gathered together in religion, one demands to be in charge, one has to follow and of course, one has to clean up after both of them.
Please foreward any questions or suggestions on how to pull this off, I mean organize this to me asap.
I only have six months and I have to figure out where to move my Shih Tzu's kennel box and the two plastic chairs to accomodate the crowds.
Time is short!
Send it in!
In Urgent Love
Presiding Evangelical Apostolic Pastor General-that Prophet
Me
You're more hilarious than Malm, Dennis.;-) Anyone who follows Malm is really stupid! Of course, there's a lot of stupid people out there, and Malm knows it.
Well, OK then, don't keep the Feast with the Armstrongists. We can go Malm one better: Keep the Feast with the group who was keeping it before Herbert Armstrong was around, all the way back to 1919. Festival information for the Seventh Day Church of God.
Now just in case you think I'm pushing this because I'm involved with the group or something, I'm not and I'm not going there to Fruitland, Washington. I'm baiting the Armstrongists, particularly David Malm with "put up or shut up". So you don't think that UCG and CoGWA are anything but Laodocean? [Which is a nutty concept based on an insane notion gained by misreading Scripture.] No, I challenge these ubber diligent people to make plans now to go to the Feast of Tabernacles Bible Camp. You've never been to a Feast like this one. No afternoons off. Evening services. Communal dining. And you can either camp out or stay in dingy little campers. Truly, you will be living the Feast a lot more like the ancient Israelites did -- it's kind of isolated, and you won't be shopping or getting involved with the world. It's non stop Bible for eight days. Period.
See if you have the stomach for it.
I'd bet that one time and that will be the end of it. You'll be very uncomfortable listenting to sincere Christians talking about Jesus Christ and redemption. And make no mistake: The people there probably know more than you do about the Bible. They can tell you how Herbert Armstrong twisted Scriptures if you have the guts to talk to them.
I dare you.
It's a no brainer. He needs to have his first FOT in Gilead so there can be a Malm in Gilead!
:)
There Is a Malm in Gilead
"There-er is a Malm in Gilead
To fake the Title roo-ooolllle
There-er is a Malm in Gilead
To Bore the Wounded Soul-oul
If you cannot preach like Rod-rick
If you cannot preach like Ron (ugh)
If you cannot preach like Jerry
You can proof text on and onnnnn-on
There is a Malm in Gilead
To fake the Title roo-oole
There is a Malm in Gilead
Sucking out your trusting so---oo- oul"
(sorry, that passive aggressive thing again)
No, no, it's OK, because it's funnier than anything.
Of course, there's a lot of stupid people out there, and Malm knows it.
David Malm knows nothing of the kind. He's sick; he's mentally ill. It's folie a deux when he sucks other people in to his almost sensible nuttiness that sounds nearly right until you go, "wait a darn minute here -- that doesn't make any sense".
But David Malm is useful: He's the embarassing example which shows how totally insane the rest of Armstrongism is -- he's just one of the most extreme examples of it. If you left them alone, pretty much the rest of the Armstrongists would look like him. He's carried the belief system to its illogical extreme. If you have the stomach for it, watch the world tomorrow program from Living, particularly on the rare occasions Roderick Meredith is on the program and you'll see what I mean.
Make no mistake: All of Armstrongism is like him. They don't want to admit it because he is so obvious, but there is an element in his behavior which runs through them all -- they are all way off and they have to believe its all true, because if they didn't they'd be abject pathetic failures.
Guess what: They can look in the spiritual mirror of Malm, like some Dorian Gray painting and see what they really are. The picture isn't pretty. And if they ever come to their senses, they will be in so much psychological pain.
I pray for that day to come. I'm also working on a solution which will push them faster into it.
Uh, uh. I'm not quite ready yet.
Spoilers, sweetie. It's in my past, but in your future.
The Real Deal Breaker
I forgot to mention it, but David Malm doesn't go far enough.
At the Feast of Tabernacles in Fruitland, Washington with the Seventh Day Church of God, there are to be no alcoholic beverages.
Aren't they to be appearing before the Lord in Jerusalem??? Isn't this one of the three seasons?
BB
Byker Bob,
You know the drill. It's called Fanagle's Law: Draw the curve and pick the points to match.
In this case, draw the doctrine and then pick the Scriptures to match.
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