Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
There was a claim a couple of years back that a church kid in his crib was screaming because the smurfs jumped off the wall paper and were dancing around.
Gotta love those urban legends.
Which, if true, were probably less about demons and more about mental disorders.
I think it's time to thank you for wading through all this stuff and putting the highlights on "Banned." I wouldn't have the interest or the patience to do it.
We all have our gifts and talents, and your particular interest and dedication is much needed.
In the beginning God created Papa Smurf. But God noticed Papa Smurf was feeling blue. So He took a rib from Papa Smurf and created Smurfette from it.
He put Papa Smurf and Smurfette in Smurf Village, in the Hidden Forest of Eden. He said, "Don't ever leave Smurf Village, and above all, don't have any dealings with My Little Pony!"
But along came My Little Pony, tempting Smurfette- "Ride upon my back, it will make you smurf in your pants!" Because Smurfette was only a chick, she could not resist temptation, and she hopped onto My Little Pony. And behold, there was a mighty smurfing in Smurfette's pants, and the ground shook.
Before long, Smurfette had even convinced Papa Smurf to ride on My Little Pony!
God appeared, and asked "What hast thou smurfed?" "We just took a ride on Mr. Ed" replied the smurfy ones.
God replied, "That was not Mr. Ed! Don't smurf around with me! You KNOW it was My Little Pony! MR. ED?? MR. ED?? NO SMURFIN' WAY! NOW MY SON IS GONNA HAVE TO BE 'MR. DEAD' TO ATONE FOR YOUR SMURFS!"
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Ok, you caught me, I used the Beach Boys to deceive you....
"Let's go Smurfin' now everybody's learning how.. ride my little Pony with meeeee..."
Satan
M.T.Cranium
There was a claim a couple of years back that a church kid in his crib was screaming because the smurfs jumped off the wall paper and were dancing around.
Gotta love those urban legends.
Which, if true, were probably less about demons and more about mental disorders.
But what can we say?
The whole venue is crazy.
I think it's time to thank you for wading through all this stuff and putting the highlights on "Banned." I wouldn't have the interest or the patience to do it.
We all have our gifts and talents, and your particular interest and dedication is much needed.
So I have to get "intimate" with God. Kinda creepy. Gnome sayin'?
In the beginning God created Papa Smurf.
But God noticed Papa Smurf was feeling blue.
So He took a rib from Papa Smurf and created Smurfette from it.
He put Papa Smurf and Smurfette in Smurf Village, in the Hidden Forest of Eden.
He said, "Don't ever leave Smurf Village, and above all, don't have any dealings with My Little Pony!"
But along came My Little Pony, tempting Smurfette-
"Ride upon my back, it will make you smurf in your pants!"
Because Smurfette was only a chick, she could not resist temptation, and she hopped onto My Little Pony.
And behold, there was a mighty smurfing in Smurfette's pants, and the ground shook.
Before long, Smurfette had even convinced Papa Smurf to ride on My Little Pony!
God appeared, and asked "What hast thou smurfed?"
"We just took a ride on Mr. Ed" replied the smurfy ones.
God replied, "That was not Mr. Ed! Don't smurf around with me! You KNOW it was My Little Pony! MR. ED?? MR. ED?? NO SMURFIN' WAY! NOW MY SON IS GONNA HAVE TO BE 'MR. DEAD' TO ATONE FOR YOUR SMURFS!"
Norm
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