Saturday, April 21, 2012

Herbert Armstrong is STILL Sitting In The Seat......


E W King just gets wackier by the minute.  According to King, HWA had a near death experience and was resurrected.  Herb supposedly experienced a short period of "death" which translates over to the WCG experiencing a form of "death" between January  1986 and October 2011.  On October 7, 2011 the Worldwide Church of God was resurrected with Herbert Armstrong STILL sitting in the seat.

Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong's death experience in 1977 represents the time of confusion between the time of his actual death in January 12,1986 up until October 7,2011. God wants us all to learn an object lesson from this portion of the apostles life that has to do with where we are at today. Just as when Mr. Armstrong experienced a short time of death then arose to continue the work...so the Worldwide Church of God experienced a short time of “death” before it, on October 7,2011, was resurrected. Mr. Armstrong is still in the seat! The Worldwide Church of God is still here in the ministry of “Church of God ~ Speaking to the Remnant”.

Then King has to admit he is full of bull:

Unfortunately this title [The Worldwide Church of God] cannot be used in regards to a legal organization because it is still owned by the apostates. This does not prevent free Christians from using it as a title for what they truly believe.


4 comments:

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Paging E W King! Paging E W King! Time to take your meds! Time to take your meds!

Richard

Anonymous said...

Say what?

No, no, no!

The absolutely true and valid name is The Radio Church of God.

Has E. W. King tuned in too late? Is he on the wrong frequency? Is that why he's giving us so much static?!!

[And a lot like the misfortunately named Radio Shack (which I really appreciate), the name brand just isn't what it used to be. Sigh.)

But if Herbert Armstrong is resurrected (and we have some questions about that), just where is he?

The End Time Apostle seems to have gone AWOL. It may a dead issue.

The burden of proof, as always, is upon the one who makes the claims (unless you can wave your arms, shout at the top of you voice and seem like you know what you are talking about).

Again, it is unfortunate that the pharmacy is closed for the weekend, and the first possible appointment for the psychiatrist happens to be May 30th, two days after the return of Christ.

Say, by the way, does this mentally vague person have a following?

Byker Bob said...

Well, somebody had a near death experience when HWA died, but it was some unfortunate old lady at Huntington Memorial Hospital in Pasadena, who began shrieking "I'm Herbert W. Armstrong, and I'm going to Hell!".

Records of this news may still be available at Painful Truth, or in John' Trechak's Ambassador Reports archives.

BB

Anonymous said...

Eric's teachings are the best when it comes to Armstrongism! there is no doubt about it!