We have all watched as Dave Pack has endlessly declared he has the most superfantabulous Church of God to ever exist in this dispensation of the Church of God movement. He has the best web sites, the most beautiful campus, the best magazines, the most astounding sermons, and the most loyal group of ministers the church has ever had.
We now know that is all just hot air blowing out of Wadsworth.
God's most important and best Church of God ever in the 6,000 yeas of bible history is now centered in Arroyo Grande, California! Kneel in awe!
What's that you say? Arroyo Grande? I bet you thought Church of God's picked "crown jewels" like Pasadena, or other beautiful locations like Cincinnati to headquarter their empires in. But no, Arroyo Grande has the most notable distinction of dramatically growing as a city in the 1970-1980's due to the expansion of its waste water treatment plant. Awesome! A city that grew because of human waste! How prophetic of Almost-arrested, Elisha, Elijah, Amos, Joshua, Habakuk, Doubly Blessed, Apostle, Prophet, End Time Witless Witness, Chief Overseer Bob Thiel to pick such a location. It seems appropriate that he would pick a city with a large waste treatment plant to resurrect his dreamy church in when all he is peddling is the waste and dregs of Armstrongism. Apostle Thiel is the Church of God's very own Elmer Gantry, out to save the world while his own life is a mess.
Habakkuk Thiel is bragging about how successful he is as a church leader and that he has reached more humans with his fledgling personality cult than any other Church of God has, especially when it compares to Rod Meredith and Dave Pack's outreach to the world.
Habakkuk Thiel claims he has preached a sermon about EVERY single topic Jesus has been recorded saying. Has Rod Meredith or Dave Pack ever done that? Apparently not since Thiel has to point this out for us all.
As far as Matthew 28:19-20 goes, one way that the Continuing Church of God. has done that is by teaching everything that Jesus is recorded to have said in the New Testament. Below are links to sermons that demonstrate that: (after each book below he listed his many sermons preached in front of his crooked bookcases or flowery sheer curtains)
MATTHEW Here are links to twelve sermons covering the 28 chapters of Matthew:
MARK Here is a link to a sermon covering all of Jesus’ words in the ‘Gospel of Mark’:
LUKE Here are links to eight sermons covering the entire ‘Gospel of Luke’:
The last sermon also covers Jesus’ words in the Book of Acts.
JOHN Here are links to a seven-part sermon series covering the entire ‘Gospel of John’:
REVELATION This is a link to a sermon covering words Jesus spoke as recorded in the Book of Revelation and in first and second Corinthians: Revelation: Jesus’ Final Words.All of that preaching about what Jesus said and yet the man still has no clue as to what the Jesus did or accomplished. Totally clueless.
Next the dreamy prophet wants you to know how awesome his group is by the number of languages that he has translated some of his bible thumping into:
So? What is the point? Just because you translate a booklet into the native language of certain countries does NOT mean you have been a witness to the nation. Thousands of Christian missionaries have already done a far better work than Thiel will EVER do in those nations. Besides, I can put a translate button on this very blog and reach hundreds of native tongues. Is that really being a witness? Not at all. Even though this blog has reached 216 nations, it ultimately does not mean a thing. Ultimately those figures are just as worthless as Thiel's list of languages.As far as languages go, notice the list of languages that we have links to...International Languages
Afrikaans Afrikaans
Albanian Shqip
Amharic አማርኛ
Arabic العَرَبِيَّة
Armenian հայերէն
AzerbaijaniAzərbaycan
Basque Euskara
Belarusian беларуская мова
Bengali বাংলা
Bosnian Bosanski
Bulgarian български
Burmese မြန်မာစာ
Catalan Català
Cebuano Bisayâ
Chichewa Nyanja
Croatian Hrvatski
Corsican Corsu
Czech Český
Danish Dansk
Dutch Nederlands
Esperanto Esperanto
Estonian Eesti keel
Finnish Suomalainen
French Français
Frisian Frisian
Galician Galego
Georgianქართული
German Deutsch
Greek Ελληνική
Gujarati ગુજરાતી
Haitian Creole Kreyòl Ayisyen
Hausa Hausa
Hawaiian Ōlelo Hawaiʻi
Hebrew עִברִית
Hindi हिंदी
Hmong Hmong
Hungarian Magyar
Icelandic Íslenska
Igbo Igbo
Indonesian Bahasa Indonesia
Irish Gaeilge
Italian Italiano
Japanese 日本語
Javanese Jawa
Kannada ಕನ್ನಡ
Kazakh Қазақ тілі
Khmer ភាសាខ្មែរ
Kiswahili Kiswahili
Korean 한국어
Kurdish Kurdî
Kyrgyz кыргызча
Lao ພາສາລາວ
Latin Latinae
Latvian Latviešu valoda
Lithuanian lietuvių
Luxembourgish Lëtzebuergesch
Macedonian Македонски
Malagasy Malagasy
Malay Bahasa Melayu
Malayalam മലയാളം
Maltese Malti
Maori Te Reo
Mandarin (Chinese) 普通话
Marathi मराठी
Mongolian Монгол
Nepali नेपाली
Norwegian Norsk
Polish Polskie
Portuguese Português
Punjabi ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੇ
Romanian Română
Russian Rusă
Samoan Gagana fa’a Sāmoa
Scots Gaelic Gàidhlig
Serbian Српски
Sesotho Sesotho
Shona chiShona
Sinhalese සිංහල
Slovak Slovenčina
Slovenian Slovenščina
Somali Af-Soomaali
Spanish Español
Sundanese Sundanese
Swedish Svenska
Tagalog Tagolog
Tamil தமிழ்
Thai ภาษาไทย
Turkish Türkไทย
Urdu اردو
Uzbek Oʻzbekcha
Vietnamese Tiếng Việt
Welsh Cymraeg
Xhosa isiXhosa
Yiddish יידיש
Zulu isiZulu
The Doubly Blessed false prophet then makes the claim that his little group will soon be the fulfillment of Revelation 7. It is quit appropriate that Thiel lives next to a waster plant, as his claim is a steaming pile of bullshit!
The narcissistic and delusional false prophet will NEVER take a witness to the entire world and will certainly NEVER be a fulfillment of Revelation 7. That is an indisputable fact! He is no more going to do this than Dave Pack, Gerald Flurry, or Rod Meredith is going to. That is an indisputable fact too!We are setting ground work for the fulfillment of Revelation 7, for as God’s word says there will be:9 a great multitude which no one could number, of all nations, tribes, peoples, and tongues (Revelation 7:9)14 “These are the ones who come out of the great tribulation, and washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. (Revelation 7:14)
Amos Thiel then claims his "jesus" will soon open doors for him around the world. How can that be when Thiel dose not even know the man or anything about him? Sure he throws the name around a couple times in a sermon or magazine article, usually saved for the last few paragraphs.
He then ends his "fact list" with rather comical statement:Philadelphian Christians realize that they need to go through the doors that Jesus opens (Revelation 3:7-9) and that includes reaching people in as many languages as the doors open to do so.
Although we have a lot more to do, we in the CCOG are leading The Final Phase of the Work.
9 comments:
Where is Klingon on Bob's list of languages? Bob certainly has a long ways to go if he isn't preaching in Klingon.
Be careful, NO2HWA. You are getting carried away, being like the one one you are saying NO2. I'm referring to your use of CAPITALS. Next thing, you will be using italics and even CAPITAL ITALICS.
When I first heard GTA on radio, he usually pushed Does God Exist? and The Proof of the Bible. Visiting a few of the less likely language sites (not English, French, Spanish) the featured item was Where is the True Christian Church Today?. Is that what first contacts will want? Is that the correct "priority"?
In a way that reminds me of when a girl came to the door selling copies of The Daily Worker. I noticed a story on the back page about a dispute with my employer, so I bought a copy. Apart from a few minor stories like the one I noticed, the push was something like, Where is the True People's Newspaper Today. Here ended my interest in The Daily Worker.
Generally whenever someone incessantly brags, it's a cover-up for one of their perceived inadequacies. The people who are really accomplishing anything worthwhile just work hard, doing it all quietly, allowing others to praise them. Your accomplishments are inversely proportional to the amount that you need to brag.
BB
When is Thiel going to have his booklets and articles translated into PIG LATIN??
Connie, you should have asked when he's going to translate booklets and articles into Klingon. He might actually reach more people. The University of Washington used to teach a course in it, and there might be who knows how many Star Trek fans that would rise to the challenge... temporarily.
That's just the thing -- fashion of things come and go and what's interesting to millennials today will be forgotten by next week.
As for Although we have a lot more to do, we in the CCOG are leading The Final Phase of the Work, we've already shown everyone just what the final phase of the work is going to be.
Nothing, absolutely Nothing, in Armstrongism is worthwhile because it is totally useless and wrong, because it is based on British Israelism -- worst science fiction ever!
BB sometimes people don't praise you but rather put you down out of envy. Selling yourself in the advertising sense is not wrong or bragging.
Connie, Pig Latin is UNCLEAN!
Anon 537, I was thinking Klingon as well, when I saw Bob holding a new translation of the Purple Hymnal. A culturally specific article may be in the works, When You Die, do you go to Sto'Vo'Kor?
pongwIj'e' bob 'ej 'e' laH mugh jIH vaj vay' latlh Hol SoD'eghmo' latlh vay' jIHvaD. 'e' phd.. Qo', 'ach QaH 'oH, ghaHlaw' vaj instead of wa' meaningful Suq, jIH wa' mIllogh Dalbogh chonayta' vIghaj mujbej Qu'maj chaw'a' muja' qeylIS. vaj Hoch umqu' ghot jIH 'ej yeSuS Sov nIS qo' 'aqla'. jIHvaD nej DaH vItu'!
Bob 'jazzhands' Theil
tongue translator
english:My name is Bob and I can translate that into any other language that someone else will do for me. God told me I don't have to have a PhD., but I thought it would help, so instead of getting a meaningful one, I got myself one that would fit the picture frame I already had. The world needs to know that it's all about me and Jesus, folks. Seek me now for I have been found!
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