Monday, January 27, 2020

God's Greatest End Time Prophet Ever To Exist Is Now An Authority On The China Coronavirius


God must be so delighted sitting upon his throne in celestial glory as he looks down upon the most highly favored prophet that he has ever sent to the church.  Never in the history of the church has there been a prophet that thinks he has the answer to EVERYTHING...and I mean EVERYTHING.

The problem lies in the fact that he has spent years now lying to us as to how and why he has become a church leader.  Considering that pack of lies, why should we consider him an authority on ANY matter that happens in human life?  From endless failed prophecies and doctrinal heresies, the Great Bwana to Africa expects us to believe he knows just what is happening in China.  Of course, it all ends up at one final point, his bitter angry god is pissed off and is spanking humanity.

The Great Bwana to Africa, Bob Thiel writes:

The reality is that there is a biological research center in Wuhan, China. It already had something like the current coronavirus prior to 2019.
Do I believe that the Chinese intentionally released it?
No.
Do I believe that it is possible that unclean meat issues were a factor in the Wuhan coronavirus?
Yes.
Do I believe it is possible that there could be any connection to the Wuhan biological research center?
Yes.
However, irrespective of HOW this virus got going, the reality is that it has and is spreading.
Consider the following words of Jesus:
11 And there will be great earthquakes in various places, and famines and pestilences; (Luke 21:11)
8 And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be famines and troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)
35 Watch therefore, for you do not know when the master of the house is coming — in the evening, at midnight, at the crowing of the rooster, or in the morning — 36 lest, coming suddenly, he find you sleeping. 37 And what I say to you, I say to all: Watch!” (Mark 13:35-37)
Coronaviruses are a type of pestilence consistent with troubles and sorrows.

Any person with a Junior high-level reading ability can read all of this information on various news sites.  We don't need some self-appointed failed prophet using this to further his lies as if what he claims is his truth and more proof that his predictions are coming true. As for the "troubles and sorrows" he and the church have been listing sorrows for 80 some years now and every single time it is an epic failure.


25 comments:

Tonto said...

If Thiel was such a great prophet, then why didn't he specifically and directly warn the world about this coronavirus several weeks ago?

Next, he will try and proclaim his expertise on the Kobe crash and death.

Anonymous said...


“As for the 'troubles and sorrows' he and the church have been listing sorrows for 80 some years now and every single time it is an epic failure.”


Some of the worst troubles and sorrows were caused by the false prophets on the so-called COG scene.

DennisCDiehl said...

A true and good Prophet NEVER misses a chance to point out a good natural disaster or plague. Not that he predicted it or anything. Just notices it and then asks "Could this be a sign of the End Times?" " Did Jesus tell us there would be days like this? There'd be days like this did Jesus said? Jesus said..Jesus said!?

"Also of interest. 'Kobe Bryant dies in helicopter crash: Can God save him? January 26, 2020 " (Well not now of course. Too late. That's rarely an option though one might be screaming for it)

DennisCDiehl said...

Too late Tonto. Bob has already made Kobe the Poster Child for the Second Resurrection

Byker Bob said...

We should donate our points and frequent flyer miles to Mr. Thiel, buy him a ticket to Wuhan to annoint and prophesy to the coronavirus victims.

šŸ˜
BB

Hoss said...

If Thiel was such a great prophet...

Well do I remember when I first heard GTA on radio back in the 1960s; he was reading Jeremiah and drawing analogies to current events. Ron Dart tells about his pre-WCG days when a fellow student (at a Protestant seminary, I think) saw a connection between biblical prophecy and world news. A British friend who probably never heard of GTA or HWA drew similar analogies. None of these guys were prophets or claimed to be prophets...

When I repeated parts of Mt 24 to a school friend who had an interest in history, he responded with Wars and rumors of wars? How does that apply to today? There are always wars and rumors of wars!

When Bob quotes "generic" prophetic statements to news events after they happen, is he really acting as a prophet?

In response to an article at Banned Bob has released a draft of his latest booklet and I'm sure he would appreciate some suggestions and critique.

Anonymous said...

Bwana Bob is a type of all the other wacko leaders out there. He's the less sophisticated and more transparent version. Become familiar with him, and his more polished counterparts become readily discernable, despite their protests of 'you can't read my mind' and similar.

Anonymous said...

considering that birds and swine are kept together in SE Aisian countries...and pigs are susceptible to bird viruses & human viruses, ....and said viruses mutate within the pigs........and flu is basically a mutated bird virus that can live in the human body....

it's no surprise that pretty much all flu originates in the Orient....

think about it.... if people stayed completely away from swine as God instructed, would there even be influenza?

Anonymous said...


Hoss at 3:44 AM said...“When Bob quotes 'generic' prophetic statements to news events after they happen, is he really acting as a prophet?”


He is not a true prophet. That is too hard to do.

He is a postphet. That is much easier to do.

Anonymous said...

He is not a true prophet. That is too hard to do.

He is a postphet. That is much easier to do.


Bob is a conphet, not a prophet.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he should have done a little more homework on the subject. From Web MD,

What is the source of the virus, and how is it spread?
Health officials are not sure of the source of the virus yet or how easily it can spread. Coronaviruses are found in many different animals, including camels, cattle, cats, and bats. One research paper also suggested snakes as a possible source. The new virus may be linked to a seafood and live animal market in Wuhan that has since been closed.

The CDC believes that severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS), two other types of coronavirus, are spread through droplets when someone coughs or sneezes.

This site was updated as of today.
The flu virus is not passed onto humans eating pork, do the homework.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't help that these goobers who spout their every passing thought as "prophecy" have a self-reinforcing circular "scoffer" clause that basically goes "people are scoffing at me, just like the prophecies said would happen so it's all coming true, I really must be a prophet!"

Tonto said...

Anon at 8:33, flu virus is not spread by eating pork. This is indeed true. However, flu virus is transmitted from pigs to humans via conventional transmission ways.

Thus, if you are around swine, you can contract flu , which is transmogrified from birds to pigs. Hence the term "avian flu". Nearly all flus come from China in origination.

If pigs were not domesticated for human consumption, then the swine to human transmission would virtually stop. It may not be the meat, but the ease of disease transmission to humans that God is protecting us from. Human organs and pig organs are very similar!

Tonto said...

Thiel featured me on his website and even posted my picture, as "proof" that he predicted this corona virus outbreak, and to retorting my post above made here on BANNED.


Thiel says he predicted this flu thing back in 2013. I could have done that.

What I want as a proof of a "prophet" is specific times and places not broad based blather that Thiel does.

I can say the following—

There will be a huge earthquake this year.

There will be a huge flood in the future.

The stock market will give back 40% sometime in the future.

There will be a political assasination.

Saying a few years ago that there would be a flu outbreak , or ebola outbreak at "some point in the future" or war in the future is proof of nothing, and is so inane! My original post and challenge to Thiel is to quote specific dates and times, for these self evident and painfully obvious "going to happen" predictions.

Thiel is so full of crap!

DennisCDiehl said...

Tonto noted:
"If pigs were not domesticated for human consumption, then the swine to human transmission would virtually stop. It may not be the meat, but the ease of disease transmission to humans that God is protecting us from. Human organs and pig organs are very similar! "


So much for( New International Version )

"God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good."

Should have read "And God saw that is was mostly good due to the fact that I also created some nasties over which I have no control and are definitely not good." :)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

The real profit is Dave Pack.

nck said...

Domesticated pigs produce a lot of a acid as waste product on scarce grounds for agriculture. While ruminating animals produce bacteria for fertilizing ground.

(Early) farmers must have noticed. Today we certainly notice while producing meat for billions.

First the Guatemalan rainforest for US beef production. Today the lungs of the earth for soy production used for food for animal used for beef production.

We got to get this under control and not suffer like Australia while supporting the Brazilian president cut down the lungs of the earth.

And yes I like my steak too.

Nck

Byker Bob said...

Are we witnessing the emergence of another individual of environmental conscience? Excellent contribution by nck. Another voice for saving the planet!

BB

Hoss said...

Yes, congratulations Tonto, for getting Bob's attention! Indeed he did warn about this in 2013!

Bob succinctly predicted this event at the end of his 2013 post:

“Novel” diseases and/or strains of diseases are happening and may be related to the pestilences that are prophesied to come.

Remember that Jesus said:

37 And what I say to you, I say to all: Watch! (Mark 13:36-37)

Anonymous said...

He is not a true prophet. That is too hard to do.

He is a postphet. That is much easier to do.



The LCG-breakaway Postphet hath spoken..again(and again..)

Anonymous said...



It's possible to have an environmental conscience and not radical like the anthropogenic global warming freaks.

Anonymous said...

"If pigs were not domesticated for human consumption, then the swine to human transmission would virtually stop."



my point exactly.....stay away from swine and we'd be much healthier as humans....

if I remember correctly, pigs are the only animal God says to not so much as touch....can't think of any other unclean animal He says that about.

nck said...

It's not the domesticationof pigs.

The entire book of Genesis and ALL plagues mentioned are a reaction and result of man's transition from hunter to farmer.

I mean a flood. Come on. Not a problem for hunters, a disaster for farmers.

Diseases. Hunters don't get sick. Farmers living in close proximity to animals get disease by exposure to germs.

Murder (Cain) A city problem of large groupings living together made possible by farming.

What else in Genesis...... and I ll explain it through the prism of human transition.

Oh yes. Giving birth in pain as a curse.

Farmers have different bodies from hunters as scientific research on bones has proven. The women must have noticed first what farming tradition transitioning did to their bodies.

THE enemy of mankind is called "the mighty hunter" as last proof that the city slickers had won. The rest is history.

Nck

RSK said...

That would be the weasel, the rat and various lizards.