Saturday, May 8, 2021

Apostle Pack Goes Silent: Working Out a Solution Because the Math Still Cannot Be Wrong

 




11 comments:

Anonymous said...

“Then a miracle occurs”. Hahahahaha Too funny. He will come up with some other BS and keep-em coming back for more. And in the mean time, have a phophetable sabbath.

Hoss said...

His problem reminds me of his description of Tithing in his Biography - perhaps Dave hasn't been using "God's Math"!

Anonymous said...

Dave is busy reading super hero comics to get new ideas for his sermons. So perhaps his predictions were correct, but in an alternate reality within God's multiverse.

DennisCDiehl said...

Hoss, it's definitely Pack Math. It cannot be denied and it is absolutely still on track even if his train is on the wrong tracks to begin with. Which it is. Dave denies he loves the numbers but he loves the numbers. When pastoring next to his area, pastor friends said that he would redraw church boundaries and then send rather stern "you must come to my church now" letters to members informing them, but no their pastor about the change. I've also seen him change a rule on a basketball game he was losing and then quit when he pulled ahead. Dave is all about competition on his terms and winning no matter. He won't be able to credibly dig himself out of the hole and corner he has put himself in with his stupidity and theological ignorance.

TLA said...

20 years from now when most of todays senior leaders are dead or senile, will the next generation keep going in their prophetic delusions?
1000 years from now, will their still be major religions?

Anonymous said...

Well, check the Scriptures! We know he was prophesied to get Covid and not speak for 7 weeks. I'm sure there will be another prophecy to cover his lapse in preaching these past few weeks!

Anonymous said...

"He won't be able to credibly dig himself out of the hole and corner he has put himself in"

haha. I never watched the nighttime soap "Dallas" but do remember when the writers killed off "Bobby Ewing"...and a year later, it turned out that it was a dream...and everything went back to "normal."

Maybe Pack will awaken from a many-years-long dream, and will go back to preaching what HWA preached. But I doubt it.

Anonymous said...

Dave’s next ‘miracle’ will be a holy day, either real or made up, to use as a hook to hang JC’s return on.

Too bad The Great Packster keeps forgetting to invite JC to Dave’s Big Day!

Anonymous said...

To any RCG members reading this"

Dave cheated and connived his own siblings out of their rightful inheritance years ago....

And he WON'T lie to YOU??

When the Fruits of a Real Minister aren't there...

NOW isn't it time to leave?!?!

WHAT ABOUT THE TRUTH said...

When you add in a "mikron", spice it with a "moad", and then blend it into "meat in due season" and then add dashes of a "righteous servant" and "goodman of the house", and don't forget the five pinches of "I can prove it" and voila, you have the wedding supper.

Cooking with Dave Pack is exciting but is the food palatable and where is the bridegroom - only three days left in the month of Lyar?

Anonymous said...

A thousand years from now there won’t be major religions. Trend is that in 100 years or less it will be obvious that the gods revealed in private to a handful of special men will be indisputably dismissed as the fraud and/or delusion that they are. Deism is the only reasonable alternative.