Saturday, August 14, 2021

Crackpot COG Prophet Admits His Members Not Protected During Haiti Earthquake


 

Nowadays in the COG movement, none of them can claim immunity to world disasters, disease, and other tragedies that befall people in the world, like the church did in the past. These days COG members are right in the mix.

The Great Bwana to Africa and 299 Caucasians said today that some of his people in Haiti have lost homes and some were injured. Of course, as Dennis noted this morning, the Great Bwana blamed this on his creature "jesus" who predicted such things.

Haiti has already had many problems and troubles, and this quake looks to make matters worse.
The quake was centered close to where most of the Continuing Church of God brethren in Haiti live.
I received three reports related to CCOG members there. 5 of the brethren in the area now do not have housing due to the quake and one woman broke her leg. There look to be other issues as well.
Our leader in Haiti is going around his area to visit the brethren. .
Please keep those in Haiti in your prayers.
We are also trying to figure out how to best assist physically as well.
Of course, we all realize that Jesus predicted earthquakes and troubles:

8 … And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be…troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)
33 Take heed, watch and pray; for you do not know when the time is. 34 It is like a man going to a far country, who left his house and gave authority to his servants, and to each his work, and commanded the doorkeeper to watch. 35 Watch therefore, for you do not know when the master of the house is coming — in the evening, at midnight, at the crowing of the rooster, or in the morning — 36 lest, coming suddenly, he find you sleeping. 37 And what I say to you, I say to all: Watch!” (Mark 13:33-37)

Notice that Jesus listed earthquakes as one of the signs that precede the Great Tribulation (Matthew 24:4-21) and told His followers to watch.
Regular readers of this COGwriter Church of God News page may recall that earthquakes were number 5 of my list of 21 items to prophetically watch in 2021

Imagine that, a COG prophet predicting earthquakes! Amazing! Who knew such things happened? The amazing things the god of Bob reveals are truly mind-shattering! 

Essentially, the Bible shows that there will be the greatest earthquake of all time that will level mountains, and this will be followed by the sea and the waves roaring. And if most of the frozen waters have melted by then, the height of these roaring waves apparently will be enough to destroy most who live on islands. As well as affect those who live in coastal regions and islands.


Get off your Laodicean butts people! Join the one true church and the one true doubly-blessed leader so that you too will know the right time to flee to Petra!  Petra will be the only safe place on earth at that point. Bwana Bob's god will send a cloud to cover Petra so that fighter jets can not bomb the area. Rain will suddenly fill the valleys and food will be abundant to fete the thousands of COG members and co-workers who will all converge there as Pack, Flurry, Weinland, Weston, Kubik, and others lead the faithful to meet Bwana Bob, the King of Petra. At this point in time, Flurry, Pack, Weinland, Weston, Kubik, and all the other COG leaders will turn over their leadership roles to the Great Bwana Bob Thiel. and submit to his awesomeness.

Bob's god is an awesome god! The Place of Final Training will be superfantabulous!





 

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Place of safety?
Nar!
Would thunder storms to begin at His sanctuary (Eze 9:6) apply to these churches (PCG? RCG? LCG? UCG)?
"Slay utterly old and young, both maids and little children and women; but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at My sanctuary.”

Hoss said...

Though saddened by another tragedy, I would gladly give Bob a "Fulfilled!" sticker if he had specifically warned his Haiti members before the earthquake, not after.

DennisCDiehl said...

Bob Thiel's Prophetic Weather Loop

Very hot-Aha! Jesus is coming soon
Very cold-Aha! Jesus is coming soon
Very windy-Aha!Jesus is coming soon
Very wet-Aha! Jesus is coming soon
Very dry-Aha! Jesus is coming soon
Very Shaky-Aha! Jesus is coming soon
Very Virusy-Aha! Jesus is coming soon
Very Snowy-Aha! Jesus is coming soon

Bob was born in the wrong age and would have done better as a Mayan Priest atop a Pyramid controlling the ignorant peasants below . To start everyone's day he could have put on a show of bringing the Sun up every morning. Quite impressive!

Alas, the natural expressions of cosmological, meteorological and geological processes and events would wish us not to take it personally. Gospel Jesus was not as well informed as one might expect from the one who is said to have created it all either. Short memory maybe. But at least he said, "See that you be not troubled" Bob wants everyone to be troubled by it all as a hook for an interest in, yet another, one true church.


True Christian said...

Bob is right that Jesus who foresaw things like earthquakes, famine, war, rumors of war, Mr. Thiel is not as right as Mr. Pack, but he is right this time.

True Christian said...

Mr. Dennis C Diehl there is not " yet another true church" there is only true church and one only.

DennisCDiehl said...

True Christian said...
Mr. Dennis C Diehl there is not " yet another true church" there is only true church and one only.
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Aw Mr. TC Righteous, have you ever met anyone in any church that said they knew they knew they were in the false church? No, of course not. Thus there are many one true churches. Just ask each of the members of each of the churches. Simple!

Besides, if you are in RCG then your one true church is true in the same way Garden Fairies are.

Hoss said...

Bob Thiel's Prophetic Weather Loop

Yes, as Bob just put in his latest article (italicized; My addition plain text) ---

As regular readers of this page are aware, I have repeatedly warned of weather problems coming. Back in 2009, in my book, 2012 and the Rise of the Secret Sect, I wrote that the following was about to happen:

Since there are ---

Odd weather patterns result in food shortages and natural disasters.

Therefore ---

The world is actually in a berserk transition, as the real age of peace is not yet here. It may be a period of chaos. It is the beginning of sorrows.

Anonymous said...

Jesus is not the only pagan soothsayer who foresaw things like war and famine.

Anonymous said...

The guy calling himself a True Christian is annoying.

Anonymous said...

People are hopelessly deluded and bullheaded.

True Christian said...

The problem with with worldly Christians and some splinters are even if they believe in God of the Bible they don't want to submit to his government and are the type. That would make up lies about God's choose leaders like Mr. Pack and Mr . Armstrong then they hate God. There are some people Satan could just put anything he wants them to say into their heads and they say it. And it is most incredibly true. There are some who will make up murderous lies about God's choose leaders and HIS one true church to get to end his work. It's like what the California State government did during the worldwide church of God. Making up false accusations about Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong and Stanley R. Rader.