Monday, May 30, 2022

Dave Pack: 10 Billion Resurrected Saints Will Soon Be Surrounding Jerusalem

Dave Pack says Jerusalem is SOON going to be surrounded 
by 10 billion resurrected Israelites in tents.


More batshittery from Uncle Dave.

From an RCG source:




Then, crammed against the Mediterranean sea, the Red sea and all around, will be 100 billions resurrected people WITNESSING Israel DIE - the event happening "in their sight".


 


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Cue Led Zep's "Ramble On"!!! This one is going to rival the misty land of Mordor, Gollum, and The Evil One!!!

Dave should contact Jimmy Page and Robert Plant immediately, and get them into the recording studio!!! I sense another brilliant guitar solo using a violin bow coming on!

Anonymous said...

This guy is even scaring Steven King! He puts Rod Serling to shame.

Anonymous said...

At least DP wasn’t in Ireland dodging Leprechauns while searching for the ark of the covenant or holy grail as our favourite failed prophet Dr Bob Thiel was.
Toss up between the two as to who is the most out of touch with reality.
I would wager a ‘Bob’ pun intended, on DP with Dr Bob a very close second.
I suspect Bobby boy would be expecting an increase in membership with his latest escapade in the Emerald Isle.
Sorry Booby boy that is as probable as Joe Biden getting re elected for a second term,lol.

Tonto said...

Maybe Pack should get into the OUTHOUSE business using the "Common" as funding for this future opportunity!

Anonymous said...

Somebody is cornering the market on Madness.

Anonymous said...

Correctimundo, 1:06. Hard to know what would work best to fix Dave: Chakra realignment? Cannabis therapy? Electroshock therapy? Onset of the 'heimers?

mortisrigori said...

Christ will definitely return before you have to pay back any of the money you borrowed to give to him. Or so he said.