Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
It's time to strap Davy in a giant comfy child safety seat and drive him over to Windfall Industries on Quadrall Dr.
Sign him up there & the other skilled clients will teach him to cook a new "Impossible Burger", you can drop him off there permanent & Windfall will care for him & even teach him to mow lawns & they'll give him a new Smurfs kiddie calendar to re-learn when springtime is too. He can study people keeping Xmas in the spring down on Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean near Australia.
If he gets his burgers off campus, they won't be able to lace his salad with the special morning glory seeds which are essential in stimulating the prophecy center of his brain!
For Dave, that would be cruel, and unusual punishment!
6 comments:
It's impossible that anyone with a functioning brain is still listening to this delusional man!
I'm reminded of a classic Steve Martin (from Perry Como) song:
"It's impossible...
"Drive a Cadillac up your nose, it's just impossible!'
Dave is a moronic fool. It is inarguable and impossible not to discern.
Anonymous at 12:26 PM said...“It's impossible that anyone with a functioning brain is still listening to this delusional man!”
Yes, but their brains have all malfunctioned.
It's time to strap Davy in a giant comfy child safety seat and drive him over to Windfall Industries on Quadrall Dr.
Sign him up there & the other skilled clients will teach him to cook a new "Impossible Burger", you can drop him off there permanent & Windfall will care for him & even teach him to mow lawns & they'll give him a new Smurfs kiddie calendar to re-learn when springtime is too. He can study people keeping Xmas in the spring down on Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean near Australia.
If he gets his burgers off campus, they won't be able to lace his salad with the special morning glory seeds which are essential in stimulating the prophecy center of his brain!
For Dave, that would be cruel, and unusual punishment!
~Jerry Garcia III
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