Friday, March 8, 2024

Crackpot Prophet Claims He Was "PUSHED OUT" Of His World Headquarters Building! Oh, Noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 



Satan continues his wiley was causing God's most important man to ever exist in human history to move his sacred butt out of his world-class headquarters in Grover Beach to a dingy warehouse. Ho, the humanity!!!!!! The trials and tribulations of a self-appointed Church of God prophet. 

Satan has always been perturbed by the holy one himself, the Great Bwana to Africa, and the occasional 100 Caucasians. Never has Satan had to deal with such an awesome Church of God leader like the Great Bwana. Since everything the Great Bwana does is so extraordinary Satan has to double down with his persecution. Tornadoes, heavy rain, and a flat-roofed office building all created the perfect storm to disrupt the mind-boggling though improperly named "continuing Church of 'god'".

The suffering martyr writes:

We have now been pushed out of our offices and into cramped aisles in the warehouse as our ceilings are in the process of being removed and replaced because of water damage related to the tornado that hit last month. Because of the construction, the church telephone line (which is analog) is not functional and probably may not be for a couple of weeks. However, email still works. Sorry for any difficulties this may cause some of you.

Satan is also continuing to cause problems with setting up a Feast site. The Great Bwana can't do one in Arroyo Grande, CA since Living Church of God will be there. 

Let me add that we contacted another city in Texas where we are considering holding the Feast of Tabernacles for the USA in this year. Although we have gotten several responses from different locations, so far we have received no acceptable quotes (meeting room rates quoted were many times higher than appropriate) from the four cities we contacted in Texas. We continue to work and pray about this.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does Bob also think Mr. Veljic & Mr. Nelson were "pushed out" to where they are now...no longer annoyed at enduring Bob's missteps & brusk brashness?

Ronco said...

"Because of the construction, the church telephone line (which is analog) is not functional and probably may not be for a couple of weeks. However, email still works. Sorry for any difficulties this may cause some of you."

Seriously, Dr Bob? Just get in contact with Ma Bell (analog phone Co) and ask them to forward church calls to your cell. If you're really smart, you can pick up a Magic Jack and port that land line number over to it and save some $$$. You can easily forward Magic Jack calls to your cell, too!

Anonymous said...

Bob seriously has to be the biggest crybaby there has ever been in the church. Grow a pair of balls and be a man!

Anonymous said...

I guarantee that many of Bob's people in Africa are food-insecure every living day. And here we find him stressed over having to temporarily operate out of his warehouse with no phone service!

Tonto said...

Cant wait to see a "reconstituted" Young Ambassadors , dancing and prancing in front of Bob's Headquarters!

THIEL NEWS FLASH -- The Work's CB Radio system has gone down, we will rely on the TELEGRAPH in the meantime to keep the work running!

Anonymous said...

I've seen more impressive restroom facilities on the interstates than Bob Thiel's headquarters!

Anonymous said...

I've seen more impressive restroom facilities on the interstates than Bob Thiel's headquarters!

Bob's bathrooms are pristine. It's his sermons that are full of sh*t.

James said...

God uses the weather to punish sinners. Consider your self on notice bob.