Just like clockwork when there is tragedy somewhere in the world, particularly in so-called "British Israelite" countries, whether it be fires, earthquakes, wars, and even tornados, the fraudulent false prophets or false mediums of Armstrongism come out of the woodwork spreading their ignorant biblical interpretations. Their god is an angry god and is so angry that it wants to wipe out most of humanity. These fraudulent mediums of Christianity preach nothing but slop that isn't even worthy of feeding the pigs with.
This brings us to our Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel, the false medium of biblical interpretations. As everyone here in the States knows by now there have been several days of deadly and destructive tornados in the Midwest. For Church of God false prophets/diviners/mediums, this is a wet dream come true. It is a sure sign that their god is punishing the degenerate sinful people who refuse to heed their warnings or listen to their sermons.
The Great Bwana Mzungu Theil writes:
God teaches that because of disobedience He will scatter people and use a whirlwind:
8 Then the word of the Lord came to Zechariah, saying, 9 “Thus says the Lord of hosts:‘Execute true justice,Show mercy and compassionEveryone to his brother.10 Do not oppress the widow or the fatherless,The alien or the poor.Let none of you plan evil in his heartAgainst his brother.
11 But they refused to heed, shrugged their shoulders, and stopped their ears so that they could not hear. 12 Yes, they made their hearts like flint, refusing to hear the law and the words which the Lord of hosts had sent by His Spirit through the former prophets. Thus great wrath came from the Lord of hosts. 13 Therefore it happened, that just as He proclaimed and they would not hear, so they called out and I would not listen,” says the Lord of hosts. 14 “But I scattered them with a whirlwind among all the nations which they had not known. Thus the land became desolate after them, so that no one passed through or returned; for they made the pleasant land desolate.” (Zechariah 7:8-14)
21 A cyclone sweeps them up — gone!Not a trace of them left, not even a footprint.22 Catastrophes relentlessly pursue them;they run this way and that, but there’s no place to hide —23 Pummeled by the weather,blown to kingdom come by the storm.’(Job 27:21-23, THE MESSAGE: The Bible in Contemporary Language © 2002 by Eugene H. Peterson.)
12 Woe to the multitude of many people, like the multitude of the roaring sea: and the tumult of crowds, like the noise of many waters.13 Nations shall make a noise like the noise of waters overflowing, but he shall rebuke him, and he shall flee far off: and he shall be carried away as the dust of the mountains before the wind, and as a whirlwind before a tempest.14 In the time of the evening, behold there shall be trouble: the morning shall come, and he shall not be: this is the portion of them that have wasted us, and the lot of them that spoiled us. (Isaiah 17:12-14, DRB)
The following is telling of a time when at least some of the descendents of Ephraim (currently dominating lands such as the UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand) will face a major destruction from a tornado:
15 Even though Ephraim ran wild,the black sheep of the family.“God’s tornado is on its way,roaring out of the desert.It will devastate the country,leaving a trail of ruin and wreckage.The cities will be gutted,dear possessions gone for good.16 Now Samaria has to face the chargesbecause she has rebelled against her God:Her people will be killed, babies smashed on the rocks,pregnant women ripped open.(Hosea 13:15-16, THE MESSAGE)
If this is all true like the Great Bwana says, then he has to admit that God punished him recently due to his sinful nature and grievous disobedience when God sent a tornado to rip off the roof of his world headquarters and then drench everything inside with rain, including his phone system, thus disrupting the vital end-time work of the Great prophet.
Self-appointed Church of God prophets/diviners/mediums tend to be the biggest sinners and liars of the church. It shouldn't shock us that much when we remember that the Great Bwana Bob Mzungu has practitioners of witchcraft in his African membership.
15 comments:
How can Bob write that and not realize that he is talking about himself?
Bob is a great Bronze and Iron Age kinda guy in his abysmal lack of understanding about how a low-pressure system and temperature extremes in Spring work.
At the end of the day, I wonder how he regards us. Is God using the Banned community to punish Bob? That would of course be a negative way of regarding us. The much more positive approach would be for him to gets secret smile on his face as he thinks, "Ah! Iron sharpens iron!"
As an aside though, I wonder if he has ever heard of pot metal. Pot metal is basically scrap metal of various types, like tin, iron, brass, and aluminum. It is all melted down together and then used for casting. The automotive industry used to use it to make hood and trunk ornaments, tail light shells, handles for opening doors or rolling up and down windows. It was usually chromed. It provided mass, but not the strength which tool steel has, or even the ability to hold a sharp edge.
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I'm stunned that Dr. Thiel is quoting The Message - a paraphrase that some UCG ministers consider so distorted that they've preached against it at seminars.
Not familiar with The Message and it's too generic a name for a google search. What is it?
Oh wait, I found it, nevermind. Ha. Bob is so desparate to twist Hosea into weird knots.
From Thiel's website "Zechariah 13 @ Herbert.......":
..... leadership of one man at a time to lead various phases of the work. Scripture, shows for example, that the mantle passed from Elijah to Elisha (2 Kings 2:9-15). The ‘mantle’ would currently be with the person/group that truly functioned as the ‘pillar and ground of truth’ (1 Timothy 3:15)......For over 50 years in the 20th century, it was Herbert W. Armstrong.......And in the 21st century, that one man is not in any of the independent or more structured Laodicean groups........Support the remnant of the Philadephian era and God’s work today........Do not delay (cf. Zephaniah 2:1-3).
What's the hurry, Bob??
RSK: @ 9:32 Look up The Message Bible. (It doesn't have my respect, but some like it.
Also, for anyone, I wonder how many righteous, New Covenant-following Christians, have been affected by all of the horrible tornados? May God help them.
Bob must have had a bad experience watching the WIZARD OF OZ as a child.
I have a feeling tornados have been twirling round about since before many volcanos were even volcanos. Wonder why these new tornados are more scary than all the others.
How many Palestinian children has the heartless fucktard Gary helped to murder today?
This is a fun arrangement. Some people say they enjoy reading these comments, and I enjoy telling Fucktard that he sucks rich Jewish dick.
This is the kind of stuff our resident FemiNazi posts several times a day.
That guy at 8:02 forgot how hard it was to establish our U.S. of A. in the 1st place
he has no sense of the majesty of outer space, the intersting life here on earth, he might not even remember what food even tastes like
8:02 is likely eating gobs of the worst junk food, he should try Whole Foods or Trader Joe
Wow, 8:02-8:18! Were you disfellowshipped from some ACOG for being demon-possessed? It's a legitimate question to ask anyone who sits around all day writing comments such as yours. Those go way beyond simple insanity or a normal drug and alcohol problem! I think of you as being a little tortured, afflicted fella sitting somewhere in a filthy hell hole of your own making constantly peeping, moaning, and lashing out against anyone you see attempting to do something beneficial or constructive. I sure hope you don't have any small animals!
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