It has been almost a year since we ran an article about the Great Bwana Bob's New Year's Prophecies that he predicted for 2024. In that article, we mocked his self-appointed status as a prophet of God and other absurdities he claims.
Never has the Church of God had such a delicate man leading a splinter group as we have today in the improperly named "continuing" Church of God and its Great Bwana Bob, the savior of Africa.
The Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel writes:
The Bible teaches:
4 Do not answer a fool according to his folly,Lest you also be like him.5 Answer a fool according to his folly,Lest he be wise in his own eyes. (Proverbs 26:4-5)
Jesus sometimes answered detractors and sometimes He did not.
Last week, a couple of people posted some statements about me, Bob Thiel, such as that I have had many false prophecies. Yet, they listed none as proof. Instead, they repeated that claim multiple times.
The Bible teaches:
16 The lazy man is wiser in his own eyes
Than seven men who can answer sensibly. (Proverbs 26:15)
Can you accept the sensible truth?
Earlier this year, Gary Leonard, the webmaster at the Banned by HWA, posted the following at his Banned by HWA website:
This brings us today to our very own resident prophet of God dreamed into being as the foundations of the world were being created. Assigned to be revealed on earth in the perilous end times as God’s most important human to ever walk the earth, after Jesus of course, but above all others, this great prophet would arise from the ashes of Armstrongism to bring truth and light to a hurting world. This prophet would be the last chance anyone in humanity would have to be saved before Satan is unleashed to wreak havoc worldwide. Only true followers of this mighty prophet would be able to discern the time they need to flee to Petra, Sella, or some other godforsaken place in the Middle East where all devoted followers would be subjected to 3 1/2 years of hearing him preach.
Never in the history of the Church of God movement has a man as great and important as Bob Thiel the Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians been more prophetically endowed than we see in him today. A world-renowned scholar on everything imaginable, from the Mayans to end-time prophecy, the Great Bwana is the most quoted man spiritually converted man ever to appear on MSNBC and in the Washington Post. These news organizations stood in awe as the wisdom of the Great Bwana astounded them all as he spoke. Never had they heard such mind-altering information!As the new year starts all kinds of people are making their yearly predictions on what they expect to happen in 2024. For prophecy addicts this is a very important time to get their messages out even though their track records have all been epic failures the previous year. Yet, they march on to victory! Onward Christian Soldiers!!!Anyway, back to our favorite resident prophet of Armstrongism, the Great Bwana to Africa and 100 Caucasians has released his list of prophetic things to watch for in 2024. Anyone with half a brain can see these are nothing more than current news stories or just daily events that happen all the time. It is so easy for COG false prophets to search for articles and news stories to prop up their utterances.The Great Bwana Mzungu writes:
He then goes on to list how big old meanies like those on Banned will persecute him and his church:
Sermon: 24 Items to Prophetically Watch in 2024
Dr. Thiel goes over 24 items to watch in 2024 and points out events that were related to several of them in 2023:
1. Scoffing in the Last Days2. Immorality Prophecies Being Fulfilled3. Media, Internet, and Other Censorship4. Weather Sorrows and Troubles5. Earthquakes and Volcanoes6. The White Horse of the Apocalypse7. Strife and the Red Horse of War8. Trade Issues9. The Deal of Daniel 9:2710. Knowledge Increasing11. Debt12. US Dollar Dominance will Decrease13. CBDC and 66614. Gold15. Unrest, Terror, and the Dividing of the USA16. Europe Will Work to Reorganize17. Europe Will Have a Great Army and Many Ships18. Steps Towards the Formation of the King of the South19. The Time of the Gentiles will Lead to Armageddon20. Jews Readying to Sacrifice21. Inventions of Evil Things22. Totalitarian Steps23. Preparation for the Short Work24. Fulfillment of Matthew 24:14and 28:19-20
Dr. Thiel goes over prophetic scriptures (in 2 Timothy, Habakkuk, Amos, Daniel, Matthew, Mark, Romans, Revelation, Isaiah, 2 Corinthians, Psalms), including those that must be fulfilled before the start of the Great Tribulation, as well as others that also need to be fulfilled before Jesus returns. When are some prophetic events expected and not expected to be fulfilled? Could we see events in 2024 in the Middle East involving Israel that would lead to the Great Tribulation starting in 3 1/2 years and Jesus returning in 2031? Dr. Thiel goes over many biblical items and ties them in with world events that happened and are in the process of happening.
The following particularly set off his beta-boy alarms:
Here is the list of years where the Great Bwana Bob was wrong:2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
2023
We can now add 2024 to this list. Imagine twelve years of speaking utter nonsense!
7 comments:
Bob speaks Trendencies not Prophecies. Dime a dozen.
Most of Bob's 24 items could apply, and have applied, in any year you choose.
A few, however, seem more specific and seem to count as failures of Bob's supposed prophetic abilities.
There have been FEWER "Weather Sorrows and Troubles" in 2024 than in a number of recent years.
There has been LESS severe earthquake and volcanic activity in 2024 than in a number of recent years.
Trade issues have been far less of a global concern in 2024 than in a number of recent years.
The USA has not divided, and in fact even the polarizing internal discord between the MAGA and the Woke was less in 2024 than in some recent years.
Europe does not have many more ships at the end of 2024 than it had at the start of 2024.
And I could go on. Bob will brush off the above as proving nothing about his prophetic status, but you just know that if Europe started building massive fleets of EU ships, he would start jumping up and down, flailing his flouncy arms, and proclaiming, "See? I'm a Prophet! Look At Me!"
Bob isn't a prophet. He's a Herbologist.
Is it just a coincidence that we never hear about the "short" work from basketball-lanky Dave Pack, but often from runts like Gerald Flurry and Bob Thiel?
Hilarious! In spite of all the evidence to the contrary, including the total lack of "street buzz" or any other major visibility, he insists on his legitimacy!
He ain't even cuttin' it as stand up comedy. And if what we are witnessing is his alter ego, if it were gunpowder, it doesn't even have the power to blow his nose. I'd love to see what the late Andy Kaufman could have done had he created a character such as El Profeta Patetico.
BB
How many whites now?
Bob is truly the most pathetic COG leader we have ever had. I would have thought his military father and Bob's time in the military (as he claims) would have toughed him up and given him a pair of he-man balls, but apparently not.
Our local weather forecasters are more accurate than Bob Big Bwana of all Africa Thiel. That is a very low bar I admit knowing their forecasts. However they have more credibility than a certain Big Bwana and his fellow profiteers……………..
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