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Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
About as exciting as catching the plague. However in his defence he sounded far better than booby boy Thiel. Excuse me now, I am developing a migraine………
He used the words "The Truth" four times. All cults do that. So if you question any of their teachings, you are no longer in The Truth. Christ's "call no man your Teacher" and "call no man your Master" is a condemnation of coercive control. 1Thessalonians 5:21 instructs Christians to "prove all things," so we don't need no mental seeing eye dog like HWA telling us what's the truth.
I am not an ordained minister, so I cannot receive God’s tithes. I don’t receive them. And really you are commenting anonymously, and you want to fat shame me?
Reminding me of the old radio broadcast "Echo of Prophecy" with Pastor Roosevelt Franklin of Macon, GA. Franklin sounded like he was in the middle of the Macon Coliseum, with an echo effect.
Ngl, that video had me in tears I was laughing so hard. That is some high comedy. Samuel, please keep it up, it never gets old, I’ve already sent the video to bunch of buddies and we’ve got a hell of a text chain going back and forth.
Yes, 12:43, people starting up new Armstrong projects should check out my comment in the thread concerning the latest UCG focus group! Back in 1975, when the end failed to materialize, (to paraphrase Bo Diddley) many of us threw Armstrongism into the garbage!
Ok Anon 8:13. How much do you contribute to Sam’s close to zero member org? You have to be somewhere deep on the spectrum to think that was great. However, everything Sam does is pretty funny, so at least it has comedic value.
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Don’t you know every anonymous commenter is secretly a lover in disguise? If someone is down on the spectrum, you should be ashamed. We haven’t made our grilled cheeses yet. Just wait until it’s 3am…
It's so funny to me all you anonymous people hiding behind your phones ANDtablets.Afraid to show who you are. Bad mouthing some ONE YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW.You have not made even made a decent comment on any thing hes worked on .Look in the mirror people.Keep up the good work Mr. KITCHEN . The Worldwide Church of God is up and running regardless of coffers.
Hey anon 6:39:47 PM PST, Let’s all hold a minutes silence for all the victims of the Worldwide Church of God. The broken and destroyed families. Marriages. The failed prophecies. The deeply flawed theology like BI.The list is enormous. Many of us ‘hide’ behind anonymous comments here because we may have family and friends still tied to Armstrongism, but also because of our own experiences, realise the abuse that may follow us if we reveal our identities.
6:40 Ha ha I’m glad you caught the BTTF nod Sam!š We definitely need to keep our sense of humor—especially when this crazy stupid world keeps looking more and more like 1984 every day…š Great Scott indeed!⚡š
People are trying to resurrect the Church of Herb because during that era, if Herb said 2 + 2 = 5, members were expected to believe him. And many did, since they were new to Christianity and had transferred the trust they had in their school teachers onto Herb. Many are still in love with his distortions and half truths, and so hanker for those 'good old day.'
I have it on good authority that Anon 6:44 is none other than Aaron Dean himself. Sam, your beautiful, not creepy or stalkerish at all love song worked!
lol. Hey Anon 6:39. You were obviously homeschooled by a doting COG parent that didn’t participate in your education. Learn how to spell and maybe use a comma here and there. Also, I love your all caps sentences. Reminds me of GRF. Here’s the thing, I actually do know Sam, that’s what makes this even funnier to me.
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I hope he won't just spend people's tithe money on snack foods!
What in the hell did I just watch?
About as exciting as catching the plague.
However in his defence he sounded far better than booby boy Thiel.
Excuse me now, I am developing a migraine………
He used the words "The Truth" four times. All cults do that. So if you question any of their teachings, you are no longer in The Truth. Christ's "call no man your Teacher" and "call no man your Master" is a condemnation of coercive control.
1Thessalonians 5:21 instructs Christians to "prove all things," so we don't need no mental seeing eye dog like HWA telling us what's the truth.
Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us together today. May Wuv, Twue Wuv, Fowwow You Fowevah and Evah.
All I see is a wolf in sheep's clothing at the top, and blank underneath. If there is a video, please post a link.
That is highly debatable, neighbor.
I am not an ordained minister, so I cannot receive God’s tithes. I don’t receive them. And really you are commenting anonymously, and you want to fat shame me?
Gary Leonard, you really need to stop commenting anonymously.
Hey reciting the Episcopalians, won’t get you any gold stars.
Reminding me of the old radio broadcast "Echo of Prophecy" with Pastor Roosevelt Franklin of Macon, GA. Franklin sounded like he was in the middle of the Macon Coliseum, with an echo effect.
Mr. Kitchen could use a lapel mic. For starters.
I don’t post anonymously. I rarely participate in comments
It's totally hilarious and ridiculous !
he made my day, thank you
Ngl, that video had me in tears I was laughing so hard. That is some high comedy. Samuel, please keep it up, it never gets old, I’ve already sent the video to bunch of buddies and we’ve got a hell of a text chain going back and forth.
Wow! That's a blast from the past. That guy was hilarious. Used to listen to him in the 1980s.
The link is: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=716182038209306
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You can't fat shame an ACOG wannabe. Remember, HWA himself was a pudgy little guy. Ambassador quality eating will do that to you!
Samuel, I’m cryin man. For real, I promise this isn’t to shame you. But…if you would dress in a kilt you’d look exactly like Fat Bastard.
Okay, so now I saw the video. What's with the archaic blackboard? The lack of sound-dampening? And why does Samuel not look after his health?
That's what I always called it as well.
Sam, you can get ordination credentials through Universal Life Church. They are of equal of better value than ordinations from an ACOG. Google them.
Oh my it looks like he’s stuck in the past—the 1820s past—like literally!š
Sam, I think this great, serious. Don’t listen to these clowns. Love the library and YT videos.
Yes, 12:43, people starting up new Armstrong projects should check out my comment in the thread concerning the latest UCG focus group! Back in 1975, when the end failed to materialize, (to paraphrase Bo Diddley) many of us threw Armstrongism into the garbage!
BB
Ok Anon 8:13. How much do you contribute to Sam’s close to zero member org? You have to be somewhere deep on the spectrum to think that was great. However, everything Sam does is pretty funny, so at least it has comedic value.
Spokesman’s Club would’ve knocked that right out of him….š
Share the video and make it go viral!!!!!!! Keep up the support!! Don’t forget to subscribe and like the video, and hit that bell notification š. Leave a comment if you wish.
Let’s get to a million subscribers!
Don’t you know every anonymous commenter is secretly a lover in disguise? If someone is down on the spectrum, you should be ashamed. We haven’t made our grilled cheeses yet. Just wait until it’s 3am…
It's so funny to me all you anonymous people hiding behind your phones
ANDtablets.Afraid to show who you are. Bad mouthing some ONE YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW.You have not made even made a decent comment on any thing hes worked on .Look in the mirror people.Keep up the good work Mr. KITCHEN . The Worldwide Church of God is up and running regardless of coffers.
Marty!!!
These guys must be 10 years old sending text back and forth. GO deliver fliers
Hey anon 6:39:47 PM PST,
Let’s all hold a minutes silence for all the victims of the Worldwide Church of God. The broken and destroyed families. Marriages. The failed prophecies.
The deeply flawed theology like BI.The list is enormous.
Many of us ‘hide’ behind anonymous comments here because we may have family and friends still tied to Armstrongism, but also because of our own experiences, realise the abuse that may follow us if we reveal our identities.
6:40 Ha ha I’m glad you caught the BTTF nod Sam!š We definitely need to keep our sense of humor—especially when this crazy stupid world keeps looking more and more like 1984 every day…š Great Scott indeed!⚡š
People are trying to resurrect the Church of Herb because during that era, if Herb said 2 + 2 = 5, members were expected to believe him. And many did, since they were new to Christianity and had transferred the trust they had in their school teachers onto Herb. Many are still in love with his distortions and half truths, and so hanker for those 'good old day.'
I have it on good authority that Anon 6:44 is none other than Aaron Dean himself. Sam, your beautiful, not creepy or stalkerish at all love song worked!
Sam, please, for your own sake, please don’t eat any more grilled cheeses
lol. Hey Anon 6:39. You were obviously homeschooled by a doting COG parent that didn’t participate in your education. Learn how to spell and maybe use a comma here and there. Also, I love your all caps sentences. Reminds me of GRF. Here’s the thing, I actually do know Sam, that’s what makes this even funnier to me.
"It's so funny to me all you anonymous people hiding behind your phones" said the person who posts under the same Anonymous name!
Religion would be a gas if it were not for all the guesswork and superstition!
The only abusers of brethren alive are yourselves.
And this isn't a UCG blog...
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