That crafty, fork-tongued abomination of a serpent is throwing yet another epic tantrum, zeroing in on the unparalleled, godlike genius that is the Supreme Overseer, the Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel. Can you even fathom the depths of Satan's soul-crushing jealousy over Bwana Bob's utterly revolutionary drivel—er, I mean, literature—spewed forth in literally hundreds of tongues, complemented by the most hyper-mega-ultra-superfantabulous websites ever half-baked by any ragtag Church of God splinter group? Satan's pathetic posse of shadowy Google gremlins sicced a swarm of digital demons to wreak absolute, laughably amateur havoc on the Great Bwana's oh-so-impregnable online fortress. Heaven forbid the masses miss out on the Great Bwana's brain-melting masterpieces—scribbles so staggeringly, coma-inducingly brilliant that Old Satan himself had to drop everything and DDoS the servers in a fit of infernal rage.
As us puny humans have oh-so-heroically evolved our pitiful computer smarts, poor Satan—bless his blackened heart—has been dragged kicking and screaming into inventing brand-new, convoluted plots to pester the church. No doubt he's got this gargantuan, brimstone-belching server farm humming away, cackling maniacally as it torpedoes COG tech and churns out AI hallucinations of perpetual doom. Personally, I'd peg him as a die-hard "pen and parchment" purist, but hey, if he's gone digital, it's surely just to snoop through your browser history for some premium blackmail fodder.
But wait, there's more infernal innovation! Satan's got bio-engineered nano-devils swimming through fiber-optic cables, sabotaging COG servers with precision strikes that make the CIA look like toddlers with crayons. He's even time-traveled (because why not?) to retroactively invent the blue screen of death just to foreshadow his assaults on Thiel's throne of theological triumph.
Satan Servants Again Strike!
In the past week we have had to endure physical as well as software hacks.
These hacks cost time and money, as well as discourage people from viewing our materials.
A ‘google bot’ hack on Tuesday greatly slowed down viewers’ abilities to access information on our websites. People were often delayed, sometimes so much as to get timed out and not able to view information.
We asked our man in Portugal to assist on Tuesday related to the bot slow down, as well as had a hardware/software man help recover from a series of costly hacks this week.
So, we have been working on these matters, as well as taking steps to try to further protect our websites from being hacked.
The Apostle Paul was inspired to write:
12 For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. (Ephesians 6:12)
Satan does not want Matthew 24:14 to be fulfilled as that is an important sign of the end, which will lead to the countdown of his end.
Remember:
We must through many tribulations enter the kingdom of God. (Acts 14:22-23)
Since Satan is the “the prince of the power of the air, the spirit who now works in the sons of disobedience” (Ephesians 2:2), he has directly or indirectly, various of the disobedient in his service to attack our websites.
5 comments:
This latest news is consistent with everything we know about Bob Thiel's personality and character.
Bob Thiel really needs to clean house on his own African Nightmare, before he complains about so-called Satanic attacks.First the Corruption he still continues to ignore. 1. His so called Evangelist Evans Ocheing; he was caught in 2 Sex scandals in the last couple of years- the Joy Elizabeth Kenyan scandal and the latest scandal involving the Catfishing sting operation, not to mention the Malawian Hotel Sex scandal involving at least 2 women 2. The Political scam scandal involving Evans Ocheing and his son Bradox Ouma Ocheing -both lied about their involvement in 2017 and in 2022- many written statements taken and Kenyan election documents, showing the Ocheings lied and tried to cover it up, as of course 10 s of thousands are funneled to Evans Ocheing for his African Empire from Dr Pastor Bob Thiel and Bob doesn't have anything to show for it except bogus African numbers. Bob should put out an Audit of how much he has personally sent Mr Evans in the last 10 years- wake up people - he'll never do it - he'd be to embarrassed of course. But of course Bob gives the Ocheings a Pass because he was ordained and was given bogus Dream Visions by Ocheing and his family members. Can't diss the hand that ordains you a Prophet!!!! Next the Famous Witchdoctor visiting Radson Mulowzoa of Malawi. He committed multiple Adulteries on his Former wife Priscilla M. As verified by Her and her 3 Children and also many Deacons in the CCOG. Bob didn't do anything!!!!! Radson Whoring with multiple Woman and engaging in Witchcraft via Witchdoctors- testament given by Many Witnesses, including Louis Wahela, which Bob never commented on, yet Bob accepted Wahela's repentance for the 3rd or 4th time- without having Wahela even changing his statements, which doesn't make sense. Wahela's testament is with the Court official's currently. Also Radson stealing the Bibles and selling them for his own gain. , also evidences-with the Hopes lawyers; all these bad fruits, but yet a so called Man of God brushes it all under the African sand to main his Delusions of Grandeur, according to the late Roderick.C. Meredith. Truly a sad state of affairs for anyone supporting and believing Bob Thiel is the end time Prophet and leading the Philadelphia Mantel of a so called Church of God. Thankfully the jig is almost up when more evidences comes out. Terry Nelson
Can this site say assuredly that it is NOT behind the hacks?
I refuse to watch any "Minions" movies, since Satan always seems to have them. God doesn't.
Wouldn't surprise me R.L.
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