Oh, how utterly baffling it is, isn't it? Here we have the single greatest Church of God ever to grace the pathetic annals of human history—the one true beacon of divine truth, no less—led by the most exalted figure imaginable: the Great Bwana Bob himself (pardon me while I genuflect in awe). This is the church that has so heroically printed books in more languages than actual humans speak (because apparently God ran out of tongues to confuse at Babel and just kept going). This is the outfit blessed with the "sure word of prophecy," where the leader channels visions through a rotating cast of spirits like some celestial cable package with premium add-ons. This is the man who has draped himself in so many Old Testament prophetic mantles—Elijah, Elisha, Jeremiah, perhaps a dash of Habakkuk for flavor—that he probably wakes up in the morning unsure whether to smite a fig tree or just prophesy doom over his breakfast cereal.
And yet... and yet... this unparalleled powerhouse of end-time truth is being persecuted so relentlessly by big bad ol' meanie Satan? How can this be? It's almost as if the Almighty, in His infinite wisdom, decided to bet the farm on the one guy whose divine protection seems to glitch more often than a budget VPN.
Apparently, the god worshiped by Bwana Bob's faithful is either shockingly weak or hilariously incompetent when it comes to safeguarding His supposed most important church during these oh-so-perilous end times. The Holy Family must have been so busy micromanaging the foundations of the world—tossing planets around like cosmic bocce balls—that they completely forgot to budget any guardian angels for the final boss level. Priorities, right? Life is tough when you're a COG prophet. The pay is terrible, the hours are eternal, and the tech support from Heaven is basically nonexistent.
For months now, the most highly esteemed Great Bwana has been treating his loyal (and presumably very patient) followers to epic sagas about how Satan—yes, Satan himself—has unleashed his digital minions to attack the servers hosting the world's most important website. Because nothing screams "end-time urgency" like a DDoS on cogwriter.com or whatever it's called this week. In classic COGland fashion, Satan isn't just the adversary; he's practically the co-star. They talk about him more than God, Jesus, or basic website maintenance combined. The devil gets top billing as the all-powerful IT saboteur, while the Creator of the Universe apparently can't swing a firewall upgrade or inspire a decent sysadmin.
One almost pities the poor deity here. Imagine being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent... yet still unable to stop a few hackers from inconveniencing your hand-picked final witness. It's like building the Death Star but forgetting to install antivirus. Truly, the mind reels at such cosmic incompetence.
Poor Bwana Bob. Carrying the weight of prophecy on his shoulders while dodging Satan's relentless cyber-bullying must be exhausting. Maybe next time the Almighty could spring for cloud hosting with divine redundancy. Or, you know, just smite the routers. But no—better to let the Greatest Church Ever limp along on glitchy servers, because nothing builds faith like blaming the Prince of Darkness for your uptime issues.
Truly, the end times have never been so... underwhelming.
Greetings from Grover Beach, California.
We have made progress with issues affecting our ccog.org and other sites, as well as cogwriter.com.
But we are not completely finished yet.
As mentioned last week, Satan does not want us to proclaim all the truths that we do and has his minions affect us in many negative ways (Ephesians 6:12).
Another Fraudster
On Tuesday, we received an email from www.Anedot.com asking if we authorized anyone to collect money on behalf of the Continuing Church of God with them.
I said we were unaware of such, and they sent me an email that someone who claimed to be:
Peter Kotschedoff set up the account under the email churchofgodcontinuing@gmail.com.
So, I told Anedot no, we do not have anyone named Peter Kotschedoff, and no, he was not authorized to set up an account at Anedot.com. So they closed that account on Wednesday.
Anedot.com is some type of a donation website, and apparently some thief (we are not sure if the name Peter Kotschedoff is real) felt his/her covetousness was more important than supporting the end time Philadelphian work and assisting the poor, widows, orphans, and hungry.
The Apostle Paul warned:
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, …5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. …13 … evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived. (2 Timothy 3:1-2,5, 13, KJV)
Satan wants to stop us from leading the final phase of the work as the Philadelphian remnant of the Church of God.
17 comments:
Every one knows here in Zomba CCOG has nothing, Radson only love Witchdoctors and Women. Me knows Bob is under charms from Radson. I should know I used to take Radson to the Witchdoctors all the time, he would cut himself to give blood to the demon
I told Botswana Bob I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then Botswana Bob, he told me what to do
He said that, "Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah
Ting tang curtains never hang right
Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah
Double blessed prophet take flight.”
Scammers sadly are everywhere. The "all liars" part of Revelation 21:8 could await them.
There was once a sole prophet,
or maybe that was soul profit,
who engaged in armstrong buffery,
not realizing some of it was chicanery.
For example, third tithe is not third year,
but hey more money to get beer,
for 3 tithes are more lucrative,
than fruit and seed through a sieve.
People send junk mail, junk texts, and call me on the phone with their scams. I f¥ck with their heads and then block them. I don't believe Satan sends them. I'm also one of the people who fixes things and keeps the world running. I even have church customers (not ACOG, thankfully!). This past week, I did work for two churches, one Protestant, the other Catholic. Nobody has ever blamed Satan for equipment down time. Why would they? Who even wants to be involved with or standing next to people whom Satan is always attacking???
Earth to Bob Thiel: One of the reasons people go to church is for protection against Satan! I wouldn't be blowing my halitosis around to let everyone know Satan was attacking if were you. Armstrongism automatically repels people. Why amplify that even more?
I noticed Bob didn't answer my rebuttals last week, I figured he wouldn't as he "Bob" only knows to well about how he had to fire Sosten Libungwa for Adultery and money Skimming- so anybody can look that up under Cogwriter and see Sosten can't be trusted on anything to do with numbers of members or praising lip service to Bob and Evans. Evans has been Caught twice on line trying to hook up with different woman and other testaments from Hotel Girls of his womanizing behavior-So big Evans is not to be trusted. Radson has multiple Adultery scandals all video testified by his own children and multiple witnesses- this Evidence was giving to Hopes lawyers and Radsons lawyers threw out the case, they wouldn't touch it. Bob gives Radson funds to arrest other Church of God Brethren to suppress the truth what is really going on in Malawi-so Bob can't be trusted according to his own standards he Preaches about. So in Conclusion anything going wrong in CCOG with Bob's websites is I'm sure God's doing as in times of old the Israelites suffered until the accursed object was burned. Need I say more.......
How very christian of you 5:22.
Thanks for noticing, 8:47!
dr bob thiel should knows radson use witchdoctor to cause confusion in mind satana strong with evans and mulowzoa uses charms on dem I feels bad foe dr bob me wahela knows radson ana Evans big lyers. witches spells ona dr bob from Evans ana radson
Terry Nelson
Let me tell you that whatever you are speaking against me can not stop me for preaching the gospel of the kingdom of God
It is God who called me not Terry and his friends
Before I joined ccog ask Priscilla I was overseer of a big church called church of pentecost but after knowing the truth about Sabbath it's when I left,
Look you started about me in 2022 but up to know you have failed to destroyed my spiritual life and the church
The bible says forgive your enemies and I have done to you because you don't know what you are doing
Terry let me encourage you to continue writing more about but you will achieve nothing at all because I will still continue preaching the gospel because nobody has called me but it's God who has called me
Where someone is doing he has a purpose for that but I don't understand you because you are not God to judge me
Continue writing as you are empowering me to preach more and draw people to the kingdom of God
Machemba and Wahela can not write the things you have posted
You think that by writing bad about me the white people will believe you
Shame on you brother
Terry Nelson repent for Christ is coming soon
What you must know is I don't fear anyone but only God
Leadership is a calling not what you are thinking
Father God forgive Terry as he don't know what he is doing it's my prayers
Radson all the evidence is against you, everything posted here is true, your lawyers Bob gave you threw out your case- they saw all the videos of your children testifying to your Adultery, Wahela testify and others to your Witchdoctors. Your already finished, won't be long till all is exposed in court, no where to run then little man. You started the court cases with Bob's money , now Forsters lawyers will get their due. You have nothing in CCOG, Evans and you lie to Bob and he believes cause of your Witchdoctors Wahela said he take you to them and give blood to the demon. Go arrest your children , they are the ones that testify against you. Go arrest Priscilla she knows you lie, you can't touch her , Go after Forster if you dare... Do it and see what happens to you . Your lost because you worship the Old gods as Wahela has said. Go back to peddling your false Gods message of greed and Evil. Little snake go under the rock and wither . May your Prayers become sin
Is true radson have nothing in his own migowi hall I used to attend now see how evil mulowzoa just break up wasi and his wife by sleeping with her. ,shames on mulowzoa, he evil like women and witches ,das why Bob cursed wit da bad juju
How has sonny Bradox been faring lately in all this?
Bradox is campaigning for his 3rd political run in 2027- I sent a poster to Bob this July where Bradox is giving his political spiel on a radio program- Bob said it was something else- he'll never admit he's involved in Kenyan Politics via the Ocheing machine - Bobs got the gold fever and eyeing for Master Prophet of Kenya role
God knows the truth about this
You will testify soon
My God is able to deliver the truth not the lies you are speaking
12:01:00 must be either Evans or Bradox themselves, issuing decrees forth here of the latest Bradox-isms.
Can that Pop-&-son team begin to verify where all those shipped laptops ended up...you know, the laptops that aren't ever seen anywhere anymore when visitors show up with fresh gifts of organic seeds, etc.? Or when the Serbian Elder once made a goodwill trip there?
Can't those shipped devices have taught the non-English speaking folk over there how to finally learn English online by now & email their 10 or 20 N. American brethren once-in-a-great-while?
Is that kind of "assembling together of yourselves" fellowship nowhere near as "important" to the hierarchy as is the "pressing need" he preaches for the 10 or 20+ over here to drop everything each fall and traipse themselves across the exhaustive mileage expanse across this dangerous land...so that he can blurt out & report they all attended the far distance sites he presides over? Such attendance does make a good quota onto the yearly tally websites showing which COG had this many or that many attending this group's feast or that group's feast.
Of course we do see some recent broken English hodge-podge posted here supporting the carefree hierarchy turning it's North American eye to disrgard the antics being done over there, when sonny Bradox runs for political office.
We see posts here which may or may not be genuine native Kenyan etc. All one needs to do in order to make a post here "seem" to have been written by a Kenyan or Malawian supporter, is to skip a vowel OR a consonant.
Someone overseas can "pretend" to be a hierarchical supporter by writing here with the same "style" found in 1950s Hollywood westerns, where actors portraying native Americans were filmed saying things like : "HOW!" (for hello), or saying : "heap-big" or "fire-water" or "wampum" etc.
We see posts here saying : you no speke truth when acuse Bradox of politic...or another man of selling donated bibels"..."we no perform whitchkrafts", "we no amass riches on our gold mines...we no own large fleets car".
Shouldn't they be emailing in English by now, to no longer forsake the "assembling together" of themselves with the 10 or 20+ N. Americans?
Who ever this is Anonymous Feb 10 12:01 pm. I do know the truth .. Ive been to Africa 🌍 many times, I know all your tricks and Ju Ju. Your spells don't work on me cause I don't need praise like Bob- I came to Africa 🌍 to serve in CCOG until I found out about all you conn men. Now my job is to shut you down. It's working otherwise you wouldn't be commenting - Happy days telling Bob more B S
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