Orange Bob Spends Millions On A New Set Design!

After getting mocked and ridiculed for many months now over his crooked bookcases, cluttered shelves, door knobs by his head, and a doorway as the backdrop for his mind-boggling Internet ministry, the Chief Overseer and worlds greatest and most accurate prophet, has went out and dropped some money on a new set.

Bob went out this past week and dropped a couple million on a new set.  He bought a projector screen and ha sit as his backdrop now.  The only problem is that even with the screen he has no "set sense."  Why have the screen most of the way down your backside and then leave a small gap so we can stare of the clutter still on your bookshelves?

Dear Bob......PLEASE have your wife give you some make-up tips!  Orange Bob is not appealing to look at.  Get rid of the spray tan, dude, seriously!

James Malm Year End Financial Woes Cause Him To Get Ticked Off At Those Who Support Church Social Clubs Instead of Him

James Malm is having some year end financial woes.  He needs you money.  Letters are being lost because of the damnable Christmas cards clogging up the mail this time of year.  He is more important that keeping contact with loved ones spread abroad.

This site is teaching a passionate zeal for sound doctrine, revealing and restoring that which was lost, and proclaiming the true gospel of  warning and repentance and the immanency of the times.  Right now we are in real need of your prayers and financial support.  

The mails often get bogged down in December and we are now approaching the time where mail sent in, may not make it by the end of the year.  Please help out by sending your tax exempt contributions as soon as you can to make sure that you will be able to deduct them for tax purposes for the 2013 tax year.

Ask yourselves if it is right to support social club church’s which tolerate and promote error; or whether it is better to support those  proclaiming the whole word of God, and who dare to obey Christ and sanctify his word in truth and faithful obedience, and who dare to:

Isaiah 28    Cry aloud, spare not, lift up thy voice like a trumpet, and shew my people their transgression, and the house of Jacob their sins.

Tim Kitchen: You Are Going To Be FORCED To Bow Down at HWA's Feet And Worship Him

It still amazes me to find Armstrongites out there that worship the feet of Herbert Armstrong and who place him on a level that is higher than Jesus.  Even worse, it amazes me to find a person who claims we will be FORCED to worship at HWA's feet.

One family, the Kitchen's, have a reputation of bowing down and worshiping HWA as none other in the Church of God ever have.  No theological decision or discussion can be made without blabbering on and on about HWA.

Tim has tried to take his message to the Ambassador Auditorium Facebook page.  He basically has been laughed out of the group.  He posted a farewell letter to the members of the group the other day and here are some of the pathetic highlights.

In this End-Time, almost 1900 years (i9 time cycles) after this Gospel was first preached by Jesus Christ and His Chosen Apostles, it was preached again by an Apostle that Christ raised up and opened his mind and began to teach His (Christ's) Truth! That man that Jesus Christ raised up and taught, and sent out to this world whit that same Gospel that had not been preached or taught for 1900 years was Herbert W. Armstrong! No one else preached or taught that same Gospel that was taught by Christ and the 1st century Apostle. Mr. Armstrong preached and taught that very same Gospel to the world as a witness to all nations (Matt 24:14) . That very same Gospel had not been preached or taught to the world for 1900 years, and no other person has even remotely fulfilled that commission (Prophesy really) before, or since! The Matt 24:14 commission (Prophesy really) was not given to anyone else, it was not even given to God's Church (WCG Under Mr. Armstrong) but, was given to Mr. Armstrong personally as he was God's Chosen Apostle (Apostle means: "One sent forth with a message).

Armstrongites such as the Kitchen, are historically and theologically ignorant.  They have no concept of church history other than what they have read in a COG publication.  They have never studied scripture, the development of the Bible, the use of metaphors and allegory, or anything else that a typical seminary student studies.  Yet, they place their theological understanding  as higher and mor highly developed than the seminarians.

In order to elevate HWA onto a higher plain next to Jesus Christ.  Kitchen says that the gospel message was NOT the commission of the church, but of HWA himself.  Only HE was commissioned to take the Gospel to all the world.  Like Jesus Christ, HWA was the sole mouthpiece for God.

It is not the Church's responsibility to try to fulfill this commission "Again" as it was already fulfilled (Completed, finished, over) by God's Chosen Apostle Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong! And Mr. Armstrong declared it fulfilled himself!

Anyone that is trying to "Finish the Matt 24:14 commission is either deceived into falsely thinking that it was the church's commission and not Mr. Armstrong's commission, or has denied and rejected God's Chosen Apostle and Elijah, and, thus, rejected the God that sent him and worked through him, "Jesus Christ"!

Because the ministers in all the splinter group no longer follow HWA's teachings (according to Kitchen) they are all apostates who will be FORCED by Jesus Christ to bow down and worship at the feet of HWA.  How SICK can these morons get? Bowing down to HWA?

According to Kitchen, Herbert Armstrong was soooooooooooooo saintly that evil could not be found in him.
  

Notice: Levi (Mr. Armstrong) walked with God and Christ found no evil in this man( a Stern warning to those that accuse him of these crimes as Jesus Christ will not take these false accusations lightly!) but, rather, Jesus Christ finds fault with the ministers under this end-time Levi...

Herbert Armstrong was such a perfect man that God actually established the final convent with HWA.  Forget the New Covenant and Grace that was finalized with Jesus Christ, the one established with HWA was FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR more important!

(it is the ministers under Mr. Armstrong that corrupted that Covenant that Jesus Christ made with Mr.Armstrong!, and, that covenant was all the Truths Restored that combined make up that Covenant between Jesus Christ and Mr. Armstrong, as "all Things" were restored through Mr. Armstrong and all those Truths comprise (make up) THAT COVENANT, AND THAT COVENANT "IS" (MAKES UP) THE NEW TESTAMENT MARRIAGE COVENANT WITH JESUS CHRIST! SO SAID MR.ARMSTRONG HIMSELF!

Anyone who does not follow Herbert Armstrong's teachings is breaking the Covenant of HWA.  Forget Jesus Christ, it's all about Herb!  Reject Herb and you will not be married to Jesus Christ!

DO WE SEE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS THAT WE DO NOT TRY TO ALTER IT IN ANYWAY? IT IS NOT OF MAN Mr. Armstrong) BUT IT IS OF GOD!!! IT IS THE MARRIAGE CONTRACT WITH JESUS CHRIST, AND, WE (AS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST) WILL NOT DICTATE THE TERMS OF THE MARRIAGE CONTRACT WIT JESUS CHRIST! IF WE TRY, WE WON'T BE PART OF THE MARRIAGE WITH JESUS CHRIST!

ANYONE TRYING TO TEACH YOU ANYTHING DIFFERENT (ANOTHER GOSPEL) THAT CHRIST SENT AND DELIVERED TGHROUGH HERBERT W. ARMSTRONG IS A FALSE GOSPEL AND FALSE TEACHER AS WE HAVE BEEN WARNED BY CHRIST HIMSELF THAT IN THIS END-TIME MANT FALSE APOSTLES, PROPHETS AND TEACHERS WILL COME IN AND DECEIVE THE ENTIRE WORLD, SO, MUCH IF IT BE POSSIBLE (IF YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, AND QUIT HOLDING FAST (REV 3;11, i tHES 5:19-22) TO THAT RESTORED TRUTH, ANY PART OF THE TERMS OF THE MARRIAGE COVENANT (CONTRACT0 BETWEEN CHRIST AND HID BRIDE) THEN WE WILL NOT BE WALKING IN THE LIGHT OF cHRIST'S TRUTH, AND, ONCE YOU DO THAT, YOU REJECT THAT ARRIAGE COVENANT/CONTRACT AND YOU WILL NOT BE MARRIED TO JESUS CHRIST, BUT, WILL HAVE REJECTED HIM AND HIS TERMS OF MARRIAGE!! THIS IS THAT SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the kind of crap that has driven hundreds of thousands away from the COG over the decades.  This legalistic mumbo-jumbo offers no hope because of a god that is incredibly PISSED and is going to take great delight in blotting most of humanity off the face of the earth.

WE ARE LIFTING UP HERBERT W ARMSTRONG!