Monday, April 22, 2024

The United States and Britain in Fantasy by Peter Ditzel


A Short Critique of Herbert W. Armstrong’s British-Israelism

The United States and Britain in Fantasy Peter Ditzel

Herbert W. Armstrong (1892-1986), one of the most popular and controversial radio and television evangelists of the twentieth century, was one of the better known proponents of the teaching known as Anglo- or British-Israelism.His most popular book on the subject was The United States and British Prophecy. According to this theory, there is a distinction between Jews and Israelites; the descendants of the Israelites are now the white, English-speaking peoples of Britain, the United States, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, etc., as well as the majority of the people living in northwestern Europe; the above nations are the Israel of Bible prophecy, and the British Royal family is Jewish and descended from King David of Israel.2

If any Worldwide Church of God doctrine can be considered Herbert W. Armstrong’s pet teaching more than any other, perhaps this is it. Armstrong was not, however, its originator. According to Ruth Tucker, the idea that British ancestry could be traced to ancient Israel originated in the seventeenth century with a man named John Sadler.3

Later, Canadian-born Richard Brothers (1757-1824) claimed a right to the British throne based on his assertion that he was a descendant of King David of Israel. Brothers was committed to an asylum. In 1840, a man named John Wilson published a restatement of Brothers’ ideas in Our Israelitish Origin. This restatement of the probably mentally deranged Brothers’ ideas served to popularize the view. In 1902, J. H. Allen wrote a book called Judah’s Sceptre and Joseph’s Birthright. J. Gordon Melton writes: "Through the efforts of Merritt Dickinson, who had read and accepted the arguments in Allen, Anglo-Israel thought entered the Church of God (Seventh Day) [though it was not accepted as an official teaching of that church]."Armstrong, once associated with the Church of God (Seventh Day), based his book The United States and British Commonwealth in Prophecy (later renamed The United States and Britain in Prophecy) largely on Allen’s book.

Copyright © 1993-2009 wordofhisgrace.org
Permission is granted to reproduce this article only if reproduced in full with no alterations and keeping the copyright statement and this permission statement intact.

page1image612163120 page1image612163424

As founder and "apostle" of the Worldwide Church of God, Armstrong considered British-Israelism to be one of most important doctrines in his church. Writing in the late 1970s of what he considered the treasonous watering down of the church’s teachings behind his back, Armstrong criticized those who tried to minimize this teaching: "Church teachings were being changed. The most resultful booklet of all, The United States and British Commonwealth in Prophecy, was attacked, greatly deleted and later put out of circulation."Armstrong ordered that the full-length version of the book be circulated once again.

As is all Anglo-/British-Israelism, Herbert W. Armstrong’s belief concerning the modern identity of Israel is heavily based on a mix of sloppy scholarship and pure myth. Yet, incredibly, Herbert Armstrong called this fantasy "the vital key necessary to unlock closed doors of biblical prophecy" and "the strongest proof of the inspiration and authority of the Holy Bible!" Armstrong even went so far as to claim, "It is, at the same time, the strongest proof of the very active existence of the living God!"6

The United States and Britain in Prophecy was one of Armstrong’s larger works and to refute it point-by-point would take a good-sized volume. Fortunately, it is not necessary for our purpose to go into every particular to prove Armstrong’s claims false. Picking out only a few points will suffice.

First, an examination of some of the myths that Armstrong preached will help convey the flavor of this wild hypothesis. One was that the tribe of Irish mythology that Armstrong continually misspelled as the "Tuathe De Danaan" or "Tuatha De Danaan" was Israel’s tribe of Dan having migrated to Ireland. Armstrong claims, "Tuatha De means the ’people of God.’ The name Dunn in the Irish language, for example, means the same as Dan in the Hebrew: judge."The implication is that the name of this Irish tribe identifies it as the biblical tribe of Dan.

In reality, Tuatha Dé Danann (correct spelling) means "people of the goddess Danu." In Irish legend, the Tuatha Dé Danann were the fourth race to invade Ireland. According to Françoise Le Roux and Christian-J. Guyonvarc’h writing in The Encyclopedia of Religion, "They came from the north, according to a very old Hyperborean tradition."Israel is, of course, not to the north of Ireland.

The accounts of the Tuatha Dé Danann sound like they are straight out of "sword and sorcery" fiction. Apparently so as not to ruin his

2

credibility, Armstrong never related the entire legend. Notice these far-fetched highlights from the Encyclopedia of Religion: The Tuatha Dé Danann invade Ireland, take it from the Fir Bholg, and "defend it against the demonic Fomhoire." They divide the land with the Goidels, "the Goidels on the surface of the earth and the Tuatha Dé Danann within the hills and beneath the lakes...symbolic and concrete representations of the otherworld." When Lugh (the shining one) enters Tara, the Tuatha Dé Danann’s royal court, "he enumerates all his abilities to the doorkeeper druid and is allowed to enter precisely because he possesses together all the capabilities of the other gods."9

We have gone this far with the description only to impress the complete fantasy with which we are dealing. Yet this is one part of a doctrine that Armstrong says proves the existence of God!

After saying the tribe of Dan went to Ireland, Armstrong says that the prophet Jeremiah later joined them. According to this story, Jeremiah brought with him a stone that is supposedly the stone beneath the coronation chair in Westminster Abbey in London. British monarchs spend part of the coronation ceremony sitting on this chair with the stone beneath them. According to legend, this stone is "Jacob’s pillar stone," the stone upon which Jacob had his dream of a stairway to heaven on which angels were ascending and descending (Genesis 28:10-22).10 In reality, this stone has been proven to be from Scotland.11

Jeremiah also brought to Ireland, according to Armstrong, the daughter of Zedekiah, king of Judah. When this daughter married the son of the king of Ireland, the Jewish royal family descended from King David was successfully transplanted to the British Isles. Eventually this Jewish royal lineage entered the British Royal family. The lineage of Queen Elizabeth II, then, goes back to King David of Israel.12

All this is a twisted version of various legends. Yet, by this, Armstrong tries to prove that a descendant of King David is still sitting on a throne over the people of Israel (according to Armstrong, the British). This is based on Armstrong’s understanding of Jeremiah 33:17: "For thus saith the Lord; ’David shall never want [fail to have] a man to sit upon the throne of the house of Israel.’" After also quoting verses 25- 26, Armstrong writes: "Unless you can stop this old earth from turning on its axis—unless you can remove the sun and the moon and stars from heaven, says the Almighty, you cannot prevent Him from keeping His covenant to maintain continuously, through all generations,

3

FOREVER, from the time of David and Solomon, a descendant of David in one continuous dynasty on that throne!"13

Armstrong’s conclusion is completely unsound, however. Jeremiah 33:18 continues from verse 17: "Neither shall the priests the Levites want [fail to have] a man before Me to offer burnt offerings, and to kindle meat offerings, and to do sacrifice continually." Armstrong admits that the Levites do not offer sacrifice today: "But Jeremiah prophesied that Levites would always be available—in existence—who could offer sacrifices if there were a temple."14 Armstrong cannot have it both ways. If verse 18 refers to lineage and not activity, then so does verse 17.

Jeremiah 33:17 simply means that the lineage of David would be preserved, not that there would be no interruption in its ruling over the house of Israel. The reason it was to be preserved was to prove, as shown in the genealogies of Matthew and Luke, that Jesus Christ was of the line of David. And with Jesus Christ, Jeremiah 33:17 reached its ultimate fulfillment because the living Jesus Christ is the living, legitimate Heir to the throne. If the British monarchs were really sitting on the throne of David, they would be usurpers!

Armstrong’s entire case rests on his argument that the ancient northern Kingdom of Israel consisted of 10 of the tribes of Israel and that these were captured by the Assyrians and never returned. Armstrong emphasizes that while "Israel" might mean any or all of the tribes (including the Jews), "house of Israel" refers exclusively to the tribes of the northern Kingdom of Israel. The house of Israel remained distinct from the tribes living in the southern Kingdom of Judah—called Jews—and became known as the lost Ten Tribes.15 If we can prove that the house of Israel did not remain distinct from the Jews and that there is no such thing as the lost Ten Tribes, Armstrong’s teaching in The United States and Britain in Prophecy falls apart.

In Acts 2:14, Peter begins his inspired speech by saying: "Ye men of Judæa, and all ye that dwell at Jerusalem." A few verses later, in the same sermon and to the same people, Peter says, "Ye men of Israel, hear these words" (verse 22). He ends in verse 36 by saying to the same audience, "Therefore let all the house of Israel know assuredly, that God hath made that same Jesus, Whom ye have crucified, both Lord and Christ." To Peter, the men of Judæa, the men of Israel, and all the house of Israel were one and the same. Notice also that Peter equates those who crucified Jesus with all the house of Israel. Peter could not do this if the house of Israel were not even in Palestine at

4

the time. The Jews were not just the tribes Armstrong says lived in the old southern Kingdom of Judah. The Jews included "all the house of Israel."

Even the words of our Lord prove that Armstrong’s distinction between the house of Israel and the Jews is false. In addressing the twelve apostles before sending them out on a mission, Jesus said in Matthew 10:5-6: "Go not into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye not: But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel."

Notice that the apostles were not to go to the Gentiles or Samaritans. These instructions must have been for the immediate mission at hand. They could not have applied to the apostles’ mission after Jesus’ resurrection because after His resurrection Jesus instituted through the apostles a ministry to the Gentiles.

Since the apostles could not go among the Gentiles and since they could not go into any city of the Samaritans and because they had physical limitations where they could go during this short mission, it is evident they went to the Jews in their immediate area. It is the Jews whom our Lord called the "lost sheep of the house of Israel," not tribes of Israel outside Judea.

Similar proof is found in Matthew 15. When approached by a Canaanite woman asking Him to heal her daughter, Jesus at first said nothing (verse 23). Then in verse 24 He answered, "I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel." As can be seen throughout the Gospels, Jesus’ personal mission was to the Jews. Yet in Matthew 15:24, He calls those to whom He was sent the "lost sheep of the house of Israel." Jesus Christ considered the Jews to be the lost sheep of the house of Israel.16

But if, instead of being Israelites scattered among the nations and who had lost their identity, the "lost sheep of the house of Israel" were Jews who knew their identity, how were they lost? The "lost" refers to spiritual condition, not geographic disorientation. In Isaiah 53:6 we read, "All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on Him the iniquity of us all." This agrees with Jesus’ parable in Luke 15 and Matthew 18 of the sinner symbolized by the lost sheep. As Jesus said in Matthew 18:11, "For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost."

5

Contrary to Herbert Armstrong’s pet idea, then, there is no distinction between the Jews and the house of Israel. And "lost" is a description of the spiritual condition of the house of Israel—the Jews—not of their physical whereabouts. How appropriate that while The United States and Britain in Prophecy is full of "fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith" (1 Timothy 1:4), the truth points to Jesus’ mission of salvation.

One last bit of evidence before closing this subject: After Jesus’ resurrection, God opened salvation to the Gentiles. But most members of the Worldwide Church of God and its daughter churches are white, English-speaking people and the people of northwestern Europe. This means that—using Armstrong’s British-Israelism definitions—most "true Christians" (that is, according to Armstrongism, members of the churches that teach the doctrines of Herbert Armstrong) are Israelites, physical descendants of Jacob (Israel). This contradicts the biblical teaching "that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in" (Romans 11:25; see also 10:19; 11:11, 32; and Matthew 21:43). But the fantasy world of Herbert Armstrong aside, most Christians today are Gentiles, just as the Bible says they would be.

Notes

1. Some of the adherents of Anglo-Israelism are part of what is called the Identity Movement, which has ties to white supremacy and neo-Nazism. Armstrong was never associated with the Identity Movement, although people in it have sometimes used his writings to promote their cause.

2. Herbert W. Armstrong, "Seven Proofs of the True Church, [part one]," The Good News, November 20, 1978, pp. 13, 16. This information is also found throughout Herbert W. Armstrong’s The United States and Britain in Prophecy. The edition used for this critique is the ninth edition (Pasadena, CA: Worldwide Church of God, 1986), November 1986 printing.

3. Ruth A. Tucker, Another Gospel, Alternative Religions and the New Age Movement (Grand Rapids, MI: Zondervan Publishing House, 1989), p. 207.

4. J. Gordon Melton, Encyclopedic Handbook of Cults in America, (New York: Garland Publishing Inc., 1986), p. 53.

5. Herbert W. Armstrong, "What Is a Liberal?", The Worldwide News, February 19, 1979, p. 3.

6. Armstrong, The United States and Britain in Prophecy, pp. 2-3.

6

7. Ibid., p. 98.

8. Mircea Eliade, ed., The Encyclopedia of Religion, Vol. 15, (New York: MacMillan Publishing Company, 1987), s.v. "Tuatha Dé Danann."

9. Ibid.

10. Armstrong, The United States and Britain in Prophecy, pp. 98-102.

11. Melton, Encyclopedic Handbook of Cults in America, p. 59.

12. Armstrong, The United States and Britain in Prophecy, pp. 100-102.

13. Ibid., pp. 55-57.

14. Ibid., p. 56.

15. Ibid., pp. 64-71.

16. Jesus’ mentioning in John 10:16 of "other sheep...which are not of this fold" is a reference to the Gentiles.

7

Sunday, April 21, 2024

New Video: The UnPack-It Premiere!! Cult Kids Read Cult Literature: The Missing Dimension In Sex, Part 1

 


Join the fun!



In this inaugural episode of "UnPack-It," join two unabashedly foul-mouthed Apostate Sisters and their charismatic ally, MisterDiffiCULT, as they embark on a bold journey through the controversial literature of their former cult, the Worldwide Church of God. As survivors and former cult children, we, Patti, Nancy, and Joel bring unique insights and raw commentary on the writings of cult leader Herbert W. Armstrong. These texts played a crucial role in our parents' indoctrination and shaped our lives until we broke free. For our premiere episode, we tackle "The Missing Dimension in Sex," a book notorious for its prudish yet paradoxically explicit discourse on what Herbert W. Armstrong deemed the 'New Morality.' Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as we dissect the bombastic language, doublespeak, contradictions, and disempowering messages peppered throughout this text. Not shying away from the nitty-gritty, this book dives into the mechanics of sex in a way that's as detailed as it is cringeworthy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even get offended as we revel in our freedom, boldness, and the grand scale of our apostasy. Whether you're here to reminisce, learn, or simply enjoy the chaos, this episode is sure to entertain and enlighten. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon to not miss out on our journey of deconstructing cult indoctrination through humor and critique. Share your thoughts and join the conversation in the comments below! Link to the book if you want to read along with us: https://www.hwalibrary.com/cgi-bin/ge... The latest episode from the Apostate Sisters:    • Wine & Spectacles - The Life and Infl...   MisterDiffiCULT on YouTube: @misterdiffiCULT1 MisterDiffiCULT on TikTok:   / misterdifficult   Apostate Sisters Socials: Find all the things: https://linktr.ee/apostatesisters Instagram:   / apostatesisters   TikTok:   / apostatesisters   #ApostateSisters #MisterDiffiCULT #UnPackIt #CultSurvivor #ExCult #ReligiousCritique #HerbertWArmstrong #TheMissingDimensionInSex


Follow along using the transcript.


Dave Pack: The Excuse Maker

 


The Excuse Maker

David C. Pack understands how to bring out the success of failure. The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God has plenty of experience capitalizing on prophetic disaster by twisting it into a blessing.

After completing Documented Failure Attempt #79, when the Kingdom of God did not arrive on April 8, he came prepared with a list of 43 reasons why Abib 1 evaporated.

So much for holding to these convictions.

Flashback Part 487 – December 23, 2023

@ 1:13:19 I’m just gonna tell you absolutely on God’s authority …I will stand on this date: The Kingdom of God comes Abib 1 [2025].

 

Flashback Part 492 – February 3, 2024

@ 29:33 This’ll tell you the Day of the Lord is absolutely Abib 1.

 

Flashback Part 505 – April 6, 2024
@ 1:14:35 I'm telling you absolutely before God, I still believe, as sure as I believe the Sabbath…

Abib 1 in 2020, 2021, 2023, 2024, and 2025 were all touted as fulfillment dates but later rejected for…reasons. David C. Pack has made a career of fixating on the significance of the insignificant, which is why his prophetic divining rod steers him toward whatever Hebrew date is next on the calendar.

The same old ideas from the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium are recycled year after year.


 


During "The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 506)," on April 9, 2024, David C. Pack utilized 93 minutes of the 98-minute runtime to practice the art of excuse-making in a room occupied by poor souls suffering from biblical dementia.

As part of moonwalking his own ideas, Dave whimpered his way through his list, stopping along the way to show the brethren his boo-boos so they could kiss them and make them better.

Dave recited manipulative words to his worshippers to elicit sympathy and portray the impression of growth.

Times he was uncomfortable (6)
Times he was bothered (3)
Times he was troubled (4)
Times he was suspicious (7)
Times he was struck (4)
Times he was hit (3)
Times he mentions something powerful (7)

However, there is one fact that really matters most.

Times David C. Pack has ever been right (0)

A partial summary of the excuses hammers the point without getting into the worthless details. David C. Pack knew in advance Abib 1 would fail because:

•  Dave felt uncomfortable
•  The Day of the Lord is actually Passover
•  God uses lunar years and will not switch to solar years
•  Abib 1 to Abib 1 does not equal precisely seven years
•  The war in Jerusalem has not yet “peaked”
•  Ezekiel ate the little book on Abib 5, not Abib 1
•  A three-day New Moon party felt wrong
•  “Guard Abib” is about Passover
•  Dave discovered what the word “for” means
•  Dave read Psalm 81 more carefully
•  Jubilee Years cannot start on Abib 1
•  Dave's last name means “Passover”
•  The Temple Altar will not be built on Abib 1
•  The solar eclipse was too popular with the heathens
•  God wanted the Campus to be more beautiful
•  And more…

Dave had to un-teach many things that he previously taught. If anyone still thinks it is a joke to say half the Series is reimagining the other half needs to listen to all of Part 506. For those fascinated by such details, Part 506’s transcript with highlights is available for download.

 



Abib 1 Failure Excuses Part 1


Part 506 – April 9, 2024
@ 05:36 Now, how did I know that Abib 1 was wrong?

@ 05:45 First of all, I didn't really discover it was wrong Saturday night and Sunday morning when I began to reinvestigate it. It wasn't the first time I had trouble. I wanna hold up a list of about 43 points I had developedand it's “Uh, What If Uh April 8th Passes?” I had a lot of problems with Abib 1. This list was produced…it would've been nine days ago.

Abib 1 Failure Excuses Part 2


@ 07:53 One thing remains troubling (and here's my notes) deeply so to me in light of this delay, and I didn't wanna say what it was, but I suspect I know its length. If we are here Tuesday afternoon (and we are), I know exactly why, and I'll explain what I know. I suspect we will be here. Now, I had that as my conclusion until about an hour before I spoke on the Sabbath. And it had some to do with this list of doubts I had and concerns I had. And so, it wasn't entirely a shock to me that some things settled into my mind starting Saturday night.

@ 08:40 Now, how did I absolutely know I was wrong? On Saturday night, something happened that I learned from Mr. Armstrong, and I've tried to practice it. I learned it as a student. I was terribly uncomfortable.

@ 09:08 And I knew from John 14 the Bible says the Comforter will lead you onto all truth. And when YOU’RE uncomfortable, something's wrong. Listen to it. YOU'LL be led into the truth. YOU must listen to it, and YOU’VE gotta be ready to humble YOURSELF and admit error as Mr. Armstrong taught. 

Dave has a difficult struggle when it comes to first person pronouns. He seems to be offering instructions for others to follow when he was the one experiencing it.

 


Abib 1 Failure Excuses Part 3


@ 11:05 Now, you know the verses about how God leads apostles and prophets to the truth.

Dave sees himself in both roles. Always an apostle but only sometimes as a prophet.

@ 11:25 But I wanted just to to to tell you how I I knew this would be resolved, and I'd already been uncomfortable. So it it it went was kinda increased by orders of magnitude Saturday night and Sunday morning…

@ 12:08 By the Spirit. So when when YOU’RE uncomfortable, when the Comforter in YOU is not comfortable, that's God through His Spirit working with YOU.

Knowing if God’s Spirit was guiding you used to be measured by your fruits, not by how troubled you felt. A disturbed mind is a red flag for the field mollusks when interacting with Church Inquiries. The same standards are now lax at Headquarters.

According to David C. Pack, proper discernment to know if God is truly working with you is now gauged by the level of discomfort. The more uneasy you are, the stronger God’s Spirit is guiding you. Current members should pay close attention to this.

@ 13:23 But I have learned through the years…that when the Comforter in YOU is not comfortable (there's a principle in there for you, too) but for for a an apostle, boy, oh boy, sit down and, you know, unbuckle yourself from what YOU’RE attached to and see if God is gonna lead you to a different place. Then, rebuckle.

Do you think you feel uncomfortable, layperson? That is nothing compared to what your apostle must endure. The poor guy had to spend eight minutes explaining his anxiety. Kiss his boo-boo, will you please?

Only David C. Pack can declare how right he was about being wrong.

@ 27:19 Of course, I I it was I I I was perfectly comfortable yesterday. I didn't. There was zero chance. I knew there was zero chance this was gonna happen. So, at least you'd have to say when I sent the note out on Sunday, I was right. So, God is guiding me.

He is not convincing the audience. He is convincing himself.

@ 1:00:57 So, those are more proofs that we got it right.

Even Dave is man enough to admit when he gets things right. But, do not feel too bad for him since he appreciates the opportunity of being inaccurate.

@ 1:01:10 I'm glad, in a way, I got it wrong because it allowed me to go back and look much more deeply at some exciting things we're gonna get into.

His desperation is evident and sad. What a lost, pathetic wretch David C. Pack is. He is a shell of a human being frantically clinging to any semblance of legitimacy while his restless conscience screams otherwise.

 


Abib 1 Failure Excuses Part 4



@ 19:38 Okay, here's another big point. …The eclipse always felt way too small for God to use.

@ 20:00 I'm suspicious. The heathen are out there jumping up and down about, “Well, the return of Christ is coming.” And I thought the heathen are not a good source on this [audience laughs].

@ 21:23 I was highly suspicious and and and I I, but I knew on Sunday when I saw so much talk about it there's just no way God would add to what the world is doing.

The total solar eclipse felt too small but was also too popular at the same time. Damned if you do, Eclipse, and damned if you don’t.

If that excuse sounded pretty feeble, chuckle away at the next one.

Abib 1 Failure Excuses Part 5


@ 1:18:25 I also wanna say this Campus is is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my life and every year, I like it more because it's fuller. But I thought of a couple things. If we went another two weeks, I try to think of, I try to have God's mind as best I can. We're all imperfect, but I try a little bit warmer weather is nicer and the Campus would look much more beautiful in two weeks coming into great public focus.

Abib 1 could not work because the trees and flowers were not yet in full bloom. Because, you know, Dave’s god lacks the ability to make the Campus look amazing in an instant whenever it wanted. 

David C. Pack’s lying, deceiving god has to sit around and wait for Ohio’s warm weather to appear just like the rest of us dopes.

 


Sometimes, the excuses are biblical, but other times, Dave just moves too quickly to be plagued with accuracy.

@ 56:47 I thought that was one of the things that I wrestled with. I just didn't have enough time talk about, again, rushing. 'cause by the time we're done Sabbath, it'll be five sermons in um uh in a in a buh basically eight days. And it's still, we're still kinda rushing through this, but the greatest understanding's coming at the end,but it was always foretold to be that way.

Even when David C. Pack is wrong, he is not entirely to blame. His errors were foretold, which means God made them happen, just like when Dave falls ill. It is not punishment for his physical sins or personal hygiene negligence. No…when David C. Pack gets sick, it is because he was always meant to.

There is a divine purpose behind foolishly meandering for over eight years, tripping over his own feet.

In a candid admission during Part 501, Dave might have tipped his hand to where the root problem of all his prophetic confusion may stem.

Flashback Part 501 – March 30, 2024
@ 1:49:27 And it's fatiguing. And I don’t always sleep every night as I’m puzzling over these things. Rush to call it out.

Dave should puzzle less and sleep more. That might spare the RCG brethren hearing more pointless backpedaling like Part 506.

Part 506 – April 9, 2024
@ 1:13:03 So, so I I hope that Abib 1 does not mean in your mind any longer that's when everything starts. Or that blows up every metric I've told you. It blows up the Jubilee Year of release. Everything, all of it.

Since Abib 1 was put to bed, Dave could not leave the brethren to wonder what to fixate on next.

 


@ 42:16 If we're gonna keep New Moons, then we better keep them the way God says. But this is this is kind of the best we could at this point. Nobody else on earth is even keeping them.

Wade Cox just choked on his coffee. It is funny how RCG learned everything they know about observing New Moons thanks to internet research and downloading study papers written by lunar-obsessed self-righteous kooks spitting on the Hillel calendar from their ivory tower.

Yet, nobody else on earth is doing it. David C. Pack exists in a fantasy world of his own creation.


Once Abib 1’s breasts began to droop, Dave traded her in for his new trophy wife: Passover. Read these quotes and expect a gotcha afterward.

@ 15:44 So, we we we can't get beyond the Passover. We know that. You know that. That's impossible. But the question becomes, do we get to the Passover? We can't get beyond it. Impossible.

@ 16:29 So I began to recall issues starting with the Day of the Lord is Passover could not be wrong for even additional reasons I opened today with. Couldn't be wrong.

In between making excuses for why everyone was still sitting in the Main Hall, listening to Dave drone on into the vanishing point, he wedged in Passover 2024 proofs.

@ 25:52 What single date would we know is coming where you'd say, “Wow, that's so all important.” And it never struck me until about two days ago that just could never. It's so central to a Christian's life, so central to God's plan, that it could never vary or be late. And I realized it's the Passover.

The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God, who was trained at Ambassador College in Pasadena and spent hours on the phone with Herbert W. Armstrong, never before realized the importance of Passover and that it never moves.

Does anyone in RCG pay attention to what the man says? Not only is he admitting he is an idiot and biblical ignoramus, but he lives his life through the prism of severe head trauma. Every single year, he focuses on Passover for this, that, and the other reason, and every year, he needs to make excuses why it was not the Passover after all.

@ 29:30 So I I, it struck me just like a ton of bricks. Wait a minute, observe the month of Abib, and keep the Passover of the Lord… You're guarding the month because of the Passover. Now, that hit me like a ton of bricks.

@ 34:01 So, believe me, believe me, [chuckles] I'm telling you, and I’m we're nowhere near done. But believe me, you can lock this down as Passover. That's what can't tarry.

He laughed because he was aware nobody should believe him. Not even a little bit.

@ 35:45 The Passover introduces God. It introduces the idea deleavening your lives. It introduces examination. It introduces joy and so much more in seven days. Just think about it. Think about it. Wow. 

@ 52:13 I realize we're seeing yet again more more evidence, just more evidence of the the Passover.

The Passover Gotcha is that as of Part 509 yesterday, he shifted to Iyar instead. All of the “proofs” in Part 506 were tossed out with the baking soda and pancake mix this weekend.

The Restored Church of Another god’s biblical schizophrenia is on full display as human idol David C. Pack puts his excuse-making skills to the test for abandoning Abib 1. The Pastor General is the perpetrator but also the victim of prophetic fraud, conjuring biblical excuses out of thin air but presenting them as pre-ordained challenges concocted by his cruel god.

He operates from a mental foundation that sleep-deprived discomfort is a sign that his god is using him. Being uneasy, disquieted, terribly troubled, and uncomfortable are the only fruits he can offer.

David C. Pack is a hypocritical, blaspheming liar, false apostle, false prophet, and false teacher preaching antichrist doctrines to an exhausted, apathetic membership. To say otherwise is just excuse-making.


Marc Cebrian




Saturday, April 20, 2024

Dave Pack: Failure 500+. (Part 2)



Failure 500+

After Abib 1, on April 8, 2024, failed to manifest the Kingdom of God, David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God had to face the harsh reality that he does not know the Bible as well as he claims he does. This should be no surprise to the brethren who are used to continual disappointment and redirection.

After confessing in “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 506)” on April 9, 2024, that he knew Abib 1 was a pipe dream and held that information back, reviewing Parts 504 and 505 on the Sabbath before it exposes his quality of character as a man and presumptive Elijah to come.

Part 506 – April 9, 2024
@ 05:36 Now, how did I know that Abib 1 was wrong?

@ 05:55 It wasn't the first time I had trouble. I wanna hold up a list of about 43 points I had developed…I had a lot of problems with Abib 1. This list was produced…nine days ago.

The expert after-the-fact turns being wrong into being right. Mangling the Bible, David C. Pack makes the Scriptures say what he wants when he wants. He can teach something for over six hours while he is deeply troubled and believe God is guiding him.

David C. Pack tells you everything you need to hear to know if he teaches the truth.


 



Parts 504 and 505 assaulted the Sabbath for the brethren of The Restored Church of God. The sermon and Bible study were three hours and eighteen minutes. Boy, some day of rest that was.

While the brethren in the field may envy those at Headquarters, it is an exhausting experience. Trying to make Date Night plans with your wife or having a small card game get-together on a Saturday night can be frustrating. All personal plans are subject to unexpected cancellation thanks to the selfish arrogance of David C. Pack, who has to preach whatever nonsense he is obsessed with.

Part 504 – April 6, 2024
@ 00:04 Good afternoon, everyone. We are still learning at a precipitous pace. We’re gonna have a lot of fun today. 

Wow, David C. Pack has officially reached Imbecile Status. Not only does he possess the most astonishing piss-poor reading comprehension skills, he also misuses words. He is like Vizzini but without being entertaining or funny.

Dave is in desperate need for a dictionary. He still thinks “dismal” means opaque, dark, and hard to see when it really means depressing, dreary, gloomy, and disgraceful.

By describing the Series as “precipitous,” he is accidentally correct.

precipitous
dangerously high or steep; (of a change to a worse situation or condition) sudden and dramatic; (of an action) done suddenly and without careful consideration

“The Greatest Untold Story!” is dangerously steep and done without careful consideration. David C. Pack unintentionally spoke the truth.

@ 00:49 And that will be totally different, and in order to cover it, we will have a short Bible Study. So, you can be planning for that.

Planning for that…when? During Services? Oh, the sea of suppressed rolling eyes in the Main Hall. The ladies had to pretend to not be irritated with the rushed kitchen duties ahead. So much for going to the movies after sunset.

@ 03:53 Now, it was only a few weeks ago that I introduced to you the the term the dismal swamp that certain theologians have used to describe the Seventy Weeks Prophecy.

Stop.

This is the first time he gave others credit for coming up with that term. Maybe he looked it up and now needs to blame somebody for what it really means to save face. But by doing so, he also reveals he stole it from someone else and passed it off as his own idea. They call that plagiarism, Dave. Plagiarism is a trait of thieves and liars.

Despite Dave’s deeply troubled feelings, the list of 43 doubts, and an extracted conclusion, see if you can spot his concerns in Parts 504 and 505.

@ 07:48 If God put in His word where it would be, then it removes all doubt that the Seventy Weeks began from Abib 1. So, the 69th Week would’ve had to end at Abib 1, too. Would it not? That’s an extraordinary thing to understand.

@ 09:31 So, you can pretty much guess that Jesus Christ was anointed on Abib 1. You can pretty much guess it.

@ 09:48 The question would be when would God pick up the 70th week? Well, whatever year He would do it, you can be sure that He was gonna do it on Abib 1. Two days away.

@ 57:47 I can hold up these two two lists here. Here’s the 2024 proofs right here. And this is the Abib 1 proofs. You really don’t need them anymore. We’ve actually added a powerful Abib 1 proof and we’ve added a powerful 2024 proof, as well.

No matter how high he held up those lists, he did not reveal the one that truly mattered. The list of 43 items that he KNEW while he said those words that Abib 1 would not happen. Was David C. Pack mistaken or was he a liar?

@ 58:09 Christ died starting Abib 15. Where’s that leave us? ‘Cause the Abib 1 proofs go on and on and on forever.

@ 58:52 But I could never be shaken away from Abib 1. I told you that, and I'm still there.

Never shaken away until Part 506. Oh, excuse me, that is not accurate. Never shaken away until the unsigned CAD email the very next day. A mistake or a lie?

Knowing what he already knew, David C. Pack could not hide a nervous chuckle in his next statement.

@ 59:04 …could you be shaken away from Abib 1 this year? [chuckles] I know we know it’s Abib 1. Now, we’ve we can like I said, we can pile on Ezra and Nehemiah both and know that the the Seventy Weeks were from Abib 1. So, you got a lotta Abib 1 stuff.

David C. Pack throws prophetic ideas out to see which creates reality. The waste basket on the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium is running over with stupid ideas.




During the hurried meal, Dave had time to further contemplate if he should be completely honest with the brethren. Instead, he opted to keep that his little secret.

Part 505 – April 6, 2024
@ 00:07 Gotten some emails coming in. People are electrified. I am, too, and I’ve known this for a few days now.

That is not all he knew for a few days now.

@ 00:49 What date is the Day of the Lord? Is it simply Abib 1? WE gotta figure it out. Because everything has to be one week. Seven years starting from, presumably, WE would all say, from Abib 1.

Unexplainably, David C. Pack is determined to preach a corrupted Passover, claiming it is on Abib 15, not Abib 14, as the Bible instructs. This was part of his plan to remove Abib 1 as the date or the arrival of the Kingdom of God and refocus on Passover like he does every year.

Albeit with far more stammering and stuttering than in years past.

@ 04:29 Okay, for a long time, often muh-more muh-maybe a couple times couple years, WE believed that this would happen on Passover.

@ 04:54 I would say the last six months, we’ve learned more than than the than the eight years before that.So, we were nowhere near ready tuh to to that the Mystery of God was over, and everything was plain back when WE were bouncing around between three and four kingdoms. 

Repetitively teaching and un-teaching un-plain biblical nonsense is not actual learning.

@ 08:19 He [Jesus Christ] clearly says the Passover. Well, that’s Abib 15.

@ 08:40 Christ is not authorized by Law to move the Passover to Abib 1.

Then, why does David C. Pack believe he is authorized by Law to move the Passover to Abib 15? He cannot just be an ignorant idiot surrounded by spineless hirelings who are too afraid of losing their jobs to point out the Passover is Abib 14, as is posted in Member Services and email reminders from CAD.

@ 14:41 This inarguably depicts the wicked killed at the full moon of Abib 15, the chag. So, we’re starting to lock down the 15th, and, believe me, I’m not gonna sneak up on you and change Abib 1. That’s locked.

Wow. That really does have renewed context. David C. Pack absolutely did sneak up on the brethren and changed Abib 1 and unlocked it. Was he mistaken or was he lying?

@ 38:18 My name is not David Abib 1, it’s David Passover, which is kind of interesting. I’ve thought about that many, many time. You’ve heard me cite it.

Oy vey. Dave cannot shut up about it.

@ 39:18 So, let's face it. We’re looking at Abib 1 to start and Abib 15 to end. And I was never looking for that.

 


Dave likes to have things both ways. He likes to declare what the Bible says that points to right now, but then also leaves himself wiggle room for when things fall apart. He can shrug and say he is just teaching what the Bible says.

No, he teaches what he thinks the Bible says, which has less value than unturned compost.

@ 1:14:29 I am not claiming 2024. I'm telling you, it's 2,000 years from 31 to 2031. I'm telling you absolutely before God, I still believe, as sure as I believe the Sabbath, holy days, tithing, clean and unclean meats, or the Gospel’s the Kingdom of God, that Abib 1 is the day God is gonna use. No one should be able to dynamite that out of you.

David C. Pack dynamited it out of them three days later during Part 506 when he shifted to a Passover fulfillment. There are two choices for current members: he was mistaken, or he lied. Both have implications.

@ 1:15:37 My enemies will say, “He prophesied this date.” I did not. I taught you that as surely as I taught you, I teach you to keep the Sabbath.

David C. Pack has perceived enemies but is his own worst enemy. That is the man who embarrasses him the most. That enemy exposes who and what he is to anyone willing to pay attention. David C. Pack reduces to ashes the teachings of David C. Pack.

@ 1:16:19 …and we all live by faith now. Now I I I don't know is there. I do read there’s some kind of a delay.I don’t know how to explain that delay.

Living by faith regardless of how often Dave changes his tune is one of the manipulation tactics RCG uses to keep brethren in their seats. Dave also exposed his ripcord for an April 8 failure, but only keen and alert members would have picked up on that.

@ 1:16:42 I I I don’t know how you could get past Abib 1.

Yes, he did. Part 506 spelled it out for 93 minutes when he explained his 43-item list. Do not miss that analysis. The entire message refutes many of his recent teachings, not just Abib 1.

David C. Pack exposes his own confusing contradiction in 3…2…1…

@ 1:17:28 Godspeed, whatever minute this is or hour in the upcoming days and the Series is officially over. You know by now there’s no time for more and there’s certainly no more kingdoms to add to the One Week, the Seven Years. That’s the only thing we’ve all been waiting for but just never knew it. Good night.

Stop.

Three minutes ago, he emphasized that he was not claiming 2024, yet it was happening in the upcoming days. Which is it, Dave? What comes out of his mouth must be determined by which spirit controls it at any given moment. Legion is of many, indeed.

 


@ 1:17:28 Godspeed, whatever minute this is or hour in the upcoming days and the Series is officially over.

Yeah, not so much. Since the Series was declared officially over again, David C. Pack has been busy obfuscating his failures, recycling old ideas, dreaming up new confused doctrines to spew, and spinning the RCG hamster wheel even faster.

Part 506, given on April 9, 2024, was 1:38:29.
Part 507, given on April 16, 2024, was 1:22:05.
Part 508, given on April 18, 2024, was 1:32:09.
Part 509 was scheduled for April 19 but was delayed.

The Series will never officially be over because David C. Pack cannot and will not ever be correct about the timing and sequence of the return of Jesus Christ. The only way "The Greatest Untold Story!" can end is by an "act of God," which David C. Pack would not like.

Abib 1 on April 8 failed. Was David C. Pack simply mistaken in his understanding of the Bible, or did he willfully lie to the brethren of The Restored Church of God?

Part 506 – April 9, 2024
@ 1:37:43 I used to say, if I knew, I'd tell you when the when the Kingdom comes. And I'd say, “Well, I don't.” Or “Now I do,” see? Now I do. I've always been uncomfortable knowing a date in advance. Always, always. Unless it involved absolute biblical proof beyond all doubt. And I'm still gonna give you a bombshell proof in four days. Fascinating. Unbelievable. But if it proves it beyond all doubt, then you have to live with it. So it's about thirteen days to Unleavened Bread and the Passover.

Once Passover and the Days of Unleavened Bread move into the history books with unremarkable occurrences, we can add that to the growing list of David C. Pack’s failures that will grow beyond the 500s.

The brethren trapped in The Restored Church of God can look forward to Part 600, which will finally make everything pop clear with impossible-to-argue proofs emphasizing the simplicity in Christ because the Goodman of the House was faithful to keep his charge by rushing to call things out that nobody ever understood before.

Or they can leave now to spare themselves the torture of living through failure five hundred plus.


Marc Cebrain