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With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
Just like clockwork when there is tragedy somewhere in the world, particularly in so-called "British Israelite" countries, whether it be fires, earthquakes, wars, and even tornados, the fraudulent false prophets or false mediums of Armstrongism come out of the woodwork spreading their ignorant biblical interpretations. Their god is an angry god and is so angry that it wants to wipe out most of humanity. These fraudulent mediums of Christianity preach nothing but slop that isn't even worthy of feeding the pigs with.
This brings us to our Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel, the false medium of biblical interpretations. As everyone here in the States knows by now there have been several days of deadly and destructive tornados in the Midwest. For Church of God false prophets/diviners/mediums, this is a wet dream come true. It is a sure sign that their god is punishing the degenerate sinful people who refuse to heed their warnings or listen to their sermons.
The Great Bwana Mzungu Theil writes:
God teaches that because of disobedience He will scatter people and use a whirlwind:
8 Then the word of the Lord came to Zechariah, saying, 9 “Thus says the Lord of hosts:
‘Execute true justice,
Show mercy and compassion
Everyone to his brother.
10 Do not oppress the widow or the fatherless,
The alien or the poor.
Let none of you plan evil in his heart
Against his brother.
11 But they refused to heed, shrugged their shoulders, and stopped their ears so that they could not hear. 12 Yes, they made their hearts like flint, refusing to hear the law and the words which the Lord of hosts had sent by His Spirit through the former prophets. Thus great wrath came from the Lord of hosts. 13 Therefore it happened, that just as He proclaimed and they would not hear, so they called out and I would not listen,” says the Lord of hosts. 14 “But I scattered them with a whirlwind among all the nations which they had not known. Thus the land became desolate after them, so that no one passed through or returned; for they made the pleasant land desolate.” (Zechariah 7:8-14)
21 A cyclone sweeps them up — gone!
Not a trace of them left, not even a footprint.
22 Catastrophes relentlessly pursue them;
they run this way and that, but there’s no place to hide —
12 Woe to the multitude of many people, like the multitude of the roaring sea: and the tumult of crowds, like the noise of many waters.
13 Nations shall make a noise like the noise of waters overflowing, but he shall rebuke him, and he shall flee far off: and he shall be carried away as the dust of the mountains before the wind, and as a whirlwind before a tempest.
14 In the time of the evening, behold there shall be trouble: the morning shall come, and he shall not be: this is the portion of them that have wasted us, and the lot of them that spoiled us. (Isaiah 17:12-14, DRB)
The following is telling of a time when at least some of the descendents of Ephraim (currently dominating lands such as the UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand) will face a major destruction from a tornado:
15 Even though Ephraim ran wild,
the black sheep of the family.
“God’s tornado is on its way,
roaring out of the desert.
It will devastate the country,
leaving a trail of ruin and wreckage.
The cities will be gutted,
dear possessions gone for good.
16 Now Samaria has to face the charges
because she has rebelled against her God:
Her people will be killed, babies smashed on the rocks,
pregnant women ripped open.
(Hosea 13:15-16, THE MESSAGE)
If this is all true like the Great Bwana says, then he has to admit that God punished him recently due to his sinful nature and grievous disobedience when God sent a tornado to rip off the roof of his world headquarters and then drench everything inside with rain, including his phone system, thus disrupting the vital end-time work of the Great prophet.
Self-appointed Church of God prophets/diviners/mediums tend to be the biggest sinners and liars of the church. It shouldn't shock us that much when we remember that the Great Bwana Bob Mzungu has practitioners of witchcraft in his African membership.
This past Sabbath, Canadian Church of God International Pastor Adrian Davis delivered a broadside to CGI’s leadership in Texas. For the first time in five years, he was able to speak in person to Bill Watson’s Medina congregation and cheer on his mentor. The sermon was titled Fruit That Remains, and guess who immediately posted it to their sermon archive on their website? That’s right, the Church of God International – the very folks he was castigating for criticizing his and Bill’s messaging! Talk about insanity and appeasement!
Adrian began his message by describing what some have called a “polycrisis” – the many existential threats currently facing humanity. He quoted one of the favorite scriptures of Armstrongists, Matthew 24, “a very familiar scripture to any of us who have been walking with Christ.” His point? That, being deceived is our (CGI’s) existential threat. He went on to say that if we don’t endure to the end, we won’t be saved. In other words, unless you continue in the doctrines and teachings that Bill and I have been feeding you, you won’t make it into God’s Kingdom!
Adrian then went on to make very clear which messaging he was talking about. He said: “There are going to be men, like Pastor Bill Watson, who do not buckle under pressure – who do not resort to political correctness to please the Globalists – that will teach truth and will teach the Gospel without apology and without cowardice.” He went on to tell his audience that it was their responsibility to discern that what he and Watson are teaching is true. Davis told them that this was a collaborative effort between teacher and student, and that they would have to do their part if they wanted to avoid getting caught up in “this sweeping Age of Deception.”
He went on to say that Christians like him and Bill have courage – that “we’re ok to be humiliated.” Davis noted that America has changed – there is a hostility toward Christ in our government and society. To underscore his point, he proceeded to quote a passage from the third chapter of Paul’s second epistle to Timothy:
Yes, and all who desire to live godly in Christ Jesus will suffer persecution. But evil men and impostors will grow worse and worse, deceiving and being deceived. But you must continue in the things which you have learned and been assured of, knowing from whom you have learned them. (II Timothy 3:12-14, NKJV)
According to Pastor Davis, however, the deception is not confined to the outside world. He said that it is also inside the Church of God International (as evidenced by some of the brethren practicing social distancing, wearing masks, and getting those nasty vaccines).
According to him, Satan has been studying them and waiting for an opportunity to strike. Davis made very clear that he believes that a “wave of deception” is sweeping through our lands and the Church. He said that Satan was trying to take their focus off of Christ and his kingdom by focusing our attention on social justice. The good pastor then declared: “I’m embarrassed to see how easily brethren were just swept up in these Marxist ideologies at the same time claiming to follow Christ,” and “if we don’t want Christ, he doesn’t want us!” He went on to assert that “everything you see in the media is a lie.” According to Pastor Davis those vaccine mandates were part of the spirit of Antichrist, and he said: “I thank pastors like Bill Watson who didn’t buckle.”
He said that folks like him and Bill “had to sit in humiliation…because we love the truth.” Davis went on to say that the powers that be “want us to think were crazy.” “No,” he continued, “we’re the sane ones.” According to Pastor Davis, “the conspiracy theories turned out to be facts.” You see, for Adrian and Bill, Globalism is EVIL! He went on to imply that Christ’s sheep would continue to hear their messaging, because they were proclaiming Christ’s message (Although I don’t remember Jesus saying anything about Globalism, Marxism, vaccine mandates, or social distancing). At any rate, Adrian made it very clear that he and Bill would NOT be intimidated by those evil Globalists. He went on to assert: “We may be persecuted. We may be humiliated, but we have the truth!” Hmmmm, I’m not so sure about that!
The Living Church of God has declared that it is the "greatest work of faith on earth". Poor Bob Thiel, he just got sent to the woodshed again without his supplements. Those big bad meanies at LCG have humiliated him once again.
Richard Ames wrote:
All of you brethren and co-workers have proven—or should have proven by now—that God powerfully blesses the tithe-payer and those who give offerings. “‘Bring all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be food in My house, and try Me now in this,’ says the Lord of hosts, ‘If I will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you such blessing that there will not be room enough to receive it’” (Malachi 3:10).
Money makes the world go around and the more you give to LCG the more you will be blessed! If you are struggling financially you need to stop and consider why you are not giving more money as a matter of faith. Then you will be blessed by God.
We are all involved in supporting the greatest work of faith on earth, preaching the Gospel of the Kingdom of God. Your generous support has contributed to the growth and spreading of that Gospel. English-speaking viewers might not realize that the Tomorrow’s World telecast is also broadcast with voiceovers in French and Spanish. And we recently received this report from Mr. Mike DeSimone, Manager of Broadcast and Digital Media:
LCG has wisely stepped up to the plate to use AI in the media efforts, while our little Bwana Bob Mzungu claims AI is out to get them and make him say things he never said.
We are currently using AI [artificial intelligence] to translate our telecasts and also produce a voiceover with subtitles. We use AI to do 90 percent of the work, but we have members who speak those languages review and revise the translations as necessary. We are currently producing the [AI supported] telecast in the following languages: German, Dutch (subtitles only), Portuguese (done by the Spanish department), and just recently, Urdu, of which we should have the first video published on our new Urdu YouTube channel by the end of the month. Additionally, we are currently working on Hindi and have future plans for Italian, if we have the resources to make it happen.
Please pray that the telecast will soon be seen in many more countries speaking various languages! Incidentally, our UK office has used AI to translate some of our booklets into other languages. Of course, experts continually warn about the dangers of AI in disrupting and deceiving many sectors of our civilization. But, as we use it responsibly, it can be a valuable tool for preaching the true Gospel! We thank God that millions of lives around the world are being positively affected by this Work. One of the “Letters to TW” on page 30 of the current Tomorrow’s World magazine particularly encouraged me:
Thank you for all the information, enlightenment, and booklets that you share to me reminding me of all the suffering God has been through and still goes through for the love He has for humanity. I was also overwhelmed when I suddenly realized [the errors in] my “up-bringing beliefs” as well, though I have much more to learn. I am reading your latest letter and want to order myself a booklet entitled Law or Grace: Which Is It? I can’t wait to read and be more enlightened to follow Jesus Christ our Lord. Thank you for all the work that you do for our Lord and the magazine we also receive. May God’s blessing be upon you tenfold. —Subscriber in New Zealand
This letter also commented on Christ’s suffering for us. As we prepare for the Passover, the annual memorial of our Savior’s death, we need to consider the sacrifice of the Son of God who was scourged and brutalized and then crucified. “Surely He has borne our griefs and carried our sorrows; yet we esteemed Him stricken, smitten by God, and afflicted. But He was wounded for our transgressions, He was bruised for our iniquities; the chastisement for our peace was upon Him, and by His stripes we are healed” (Isaiah 53:4-5). We thank God that we have been redeemed by “the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot” (1 Peter 1:19). Baptized members will observe the New Testament Passover after sunset on Sunday, April 21.
Unable to grasp the concept of grace, sanctification, and justification, Ames continues to believe the COG drivel that those who understand grace continue to wallow in sin.
God’s plan of salvation brings us new life after baptism: “What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin that grace may abound? Certainly not! How shall we who died to sin live any longer in it? Or do you not know that as many of us as were baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into His death? Therefore we were buried with Him through baptism into death, that just as Christ was raised from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life” (Romans 6:1-4).
Too bad they prefer to remain shackled to the law that continues to condemn them at every turn instead of really reveling in the newness of unshackled life in Christ.
Thank God the Father and Jesus Christ for Their awesome sacrifice and love to save us from the death penalty and further help us grow in the grace and knowledge of Christ (2 Peter 3:18). And thank you for your heartfelt support of God’s Work!
More than anything, David C. Pack strives to be special. The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God is a clinical study of malignant narcissism wrapped in staggering insecurity. It is quite a feat for a grown man to whine like a little girl from a position of victimhood while attacking perceived enemies viciously at the same time.
David C. Pack is special because he had a “special relationship” with Herbert W. Armstrong.
David C. Pack is special because he is written about all throughout the Bible.
David C. Pack is special because he doodies in the toilet, not in his pants.
Even though nothing biblical will happen on Iyar 1 (May 8/9), David C. Pack will be moved by special discomfort, leading to special suspicion that will result in the discovery of special knowledge granted by his special god that will necessitate a special message to a special people that reshuffles a special plan for a special kingdom bringing a special Jesus in the background to do a special work proving to the mockers and scoffers that David C. Pack is special, after all.
Because he needs to be.
Special David C. Pack will not die. Special David C. Pack is royalty. Special David C. Pack understands New Moons.
David C. Pack has special needs. He needs to be special in his genetics, special in his authority, special in his understanding of Bible prophecy, and special in his role in God’s plan.
“The Greatest Untold Story!” Series is a continuous testament to his specialness in the eyes of his worshipers. The Headquarters hirelings have resigned themselves to accepting whatever falls from his lips because they must all agree if they want to secure their paychecks.
The things Dave says are special…but not in the way he thinks.
Ooh and aah at David C. Pack’s special knowledge.
Part 509 – April 20, 2024 @ 38:32 If time went on, one of the things we would do, I can tell ya right now, and you sh–you you couldn’t possibly argue with this.We would watch New Moon to New Moon. What do you know? Why do you think why do you think recently God had this church and none other begin to focus on New Moons?
Wade Cox just spit out his coffee.
@ 38:55 For centuries, nobody kept New Moons.But I thought, “Well, I’m it I see it in the Scriptures. We're gonna do it."
Wade Cox just started weeping because most of you do not know who he is. Point made.
Part 510 – April 27, 2024 @ 29:52Now, that’s exquisite knowledge. I feel honored to have resolved it. It’s never been known to anyone before.
David C. Pack was honored to teach the members of The Restored Church of God that the word “half” means half. For real. That was his exquisite knowledge.
Prepare for more goosebumps.
@ 47:25 So, the Flock of Slaughter is the church.
This is some special, powerful stuff, people.
David C. Pack lies when he needs to make a special point.
Part 507 – April 16, 2024 @ 26:45 And the Hebrew carries a capital letter.“He,” meaning God did it.
Why he makes up "facts" easily disproven with the most rudimentary research is still a mystery. The man has gotten so used to lying to others and himself that it is easy for him to make up things and vomit them on the brethren while claiming God’s authority. He must see no consequences for that.
The result is the same, whether due to arrogance or laziness: David C. Pack is a fallacious teacher. This may seem minor, but once you catch him lying, it is wise to frame all else with the same healthy skepticism.
David C. Pack has no fear of God.
Part 510 – April 27, 2024 @ 1:33:02 As I get older, I I I I relate to that. I’m very thankful. I I’m I’m in good shape. But, let’s say I [chuckles] let’s say I diedin the next ten days. Would you think, “That’s it. I’m goin’ fishing?” Or would you expect to see me now?Not that I’m any more important than anybody else.I’m just saying. You know, I read that Elijah’s here. Now, he’s found so doing, so I know I don’t die. A couple places say that.
Zero places in the Bible say that. David C. Pack is supremely confident due to his colossal piss-poor reading comprehension skills. What an arrogant, foolish man. Worrying about tempting God must be for us non-special folks.
Some people make fantastic 5-layer dip. David C. Pack makes a 5-layer fantasy.
He feigns humbleness that he is not “any more important than anybody else” and, without even a pause between breaths, comments on his own immortality.
“Ah, gee whiz, fellas. I ain’t more important than you. I just don't die.”
False humility followed by supreme hubris. Which aspect illustrates the genuine David C. Pack?
David C. Pack stealthily undoes years’ worth of doctrine with a passive aside in 3…2…1…
Part 508 – April 17, 2024 @ 20:08 There’s no evidence that any of us or Elijah sits on David’s throne. I I don’t know whether what what that is. Maybe maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. But the point is you hafta have one more [overturn]. What is it?
David C. Pack will no longer keep ancient King David's throne dust-free, but he is still special
No matter what topic is being covered, David C. Pack always finds a way to insert his specialness in the middle of a sentence in 3…2…1…
@ 22:51 An existing king where it has been for a long, long time under I'm, by the way, a direct descendant of most of the kings of England and and uh the Celtic kings and and and uh Scottish kings. I I am. I know for a fact I am. So, it’s kind of interesting. So, being a descendant of David through two of his sons that’s that’s just true. So, I find that fascinating. It’s just gonna go to somebody else who’s descended from David, which was a promise God said would always be carried out.
David C. Pack finds himself fascinating. Wow. It is because he is so special.
Hmm. Someone else descended from David, who has a promise from God. When I attended The Restored Church of God, they taught me it was Jesus Christ.
@ 23:22 You know, if there’s some other David out there who’s gonna step in at the last minute, [chuckles] then then [chuckles], you know, then you understand. Then, that'll happen. [chuckles] But, but then Israel does what they always do.
The people called Jesus Christ “the son of David” in the New Testament for a reason. At least, that used to be RCG doctrine, but those days are long gone. Heresy, blasphemy, and corruption are what they spread now. And this is all under your watch, Brad.
David C. Pack wonders a silly question to which he knows the answer is NO in 3…2…1…
Part 508 – April 17, 2024 @ 06:02 So, it’s something to just keep your your eyes on, and I Iyou you do wonder. Those who have left us are they wondering, “Was The Restored Church of God right?”Because this world is all wrong.
That is laughable. Nobody in RCG wonders about that. Nobody outside RCG ever looks back. Not a single person.
Everyone who has fled that spiritually corrupt organization—EVERYONE—knows they made the right decision. If you ever want to experience a 100% success rate, examine everyone who has fled The Restored Church of God and ask them if their life is better because of it.
David C. Pack is a hypocritical, blaspheming liar. He fits the biblical definition of a false apostle, false teacher, and false prophet. Tomorrow, he will be a prophetic fraud for the 80th time since spring of 2022.
There are no pillars of salt anywhere in the eyesight of The Restored Church of God. Not a single one.
David C. Pack expresses a staggering level of blindness by revealing himself as a hypocrite five times in seventeen seconds. Now, this is special.
Part 510 – April 27, 2024 @ 39:44 I have known many ministers who were in it for the money. They said, “I'm rich. It's all good.” They drove their big-mobile and had people bring 'em coffee, and carry their their briefcase, and do all kinds of other things. Serve them instead of the other way around.
Money: Paying Common in The Restored Church of God is required for salvation. Dave will claim that the money does not go to him, but it does keep the Campus afloat. Common funds built Dave’s house. Common funds built and maintain the pasture his horses graze on. Common funds allow him to be a perpetual Bible student who never needs to produce anything or do any real work. “It’s all good” for David C. Pack. [Hypocrisy? CHECK!]
Big-Mobile: David C. Pack drives a black Lincoln Navigator. I found a used 2022 model on Carfax.com listed for $67,000 and a 2023 for $84,000. [Hypocrisy? CHECK!]
Coffee: David C. Pack never gets his own coffee. Four ladies at Headquarters are trained to prepare Mr. Pack's coffee properly, not including his wife. They must put hot water in the coffee cup to get it warm before putting coffee in it. His coffee must be “the right color.” Too light means too much cream. Too dark means not enough cream. [Hypocrisy? CHECK!]
Briefcase: Over the years, trusted men at Headquarters have had the privilege of being special enough to carry David C. Pack's briefcase. Today, that honor belongs to Jim Habboush and Andrew Holcombe. During my first month at Headquarters, when we were still at One Park Center, I watched Dave get into his assistant’s face with a pointed finger, chastising him in front of a room full of people on the Sabbath because the man dared to move his briefcase like he usually did but without Dave’s knowledge. [Hypocrisy? CHECK!]
Serving: David C. Pack serves no one, but everyone serves him. Minions carry his umbrella for him. Minions clean his fingernail clippings off the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium Boardroom Table. Minions put gas in his big-mobile. Minions mow his lawn. Minions pick up his dry cleaning. Minions make his lunch. Minions do his bidding. Minions do his dirty work. [Hypocrisy? CHECK!]
When David C. Pack needs to feel extra special, he preaches about himself while avoiding those troublesome first-person pronouns. By distorting the language, he obscures what he is really saying to prevent triggering the internal alarm bells of anyone left who still might be awake in The Restored Church of God.
Is anyone still awake over there?
Part 508 – April 17, 2024 @ 1:16:09 Now, you hafta come to grips with that. So, clearly, whateverTHIS MAN does last is prophesying. Now, if it's, here's the thing. HE is a prophet. If HIS last action is talking to the church, then, like John the Baptist, ...no miracles, and so he just got an utterance. And God works through the Spirit to prophets, um if if if that's like John the Baptist, we could say, “Well, it’s been the last month.” …However, if HE’s actually gonna prophesybriefly to people in the Seventh Era, a Flock of Slaughter, for instance, or (and I'm not sure), then that would beHISlast action. And HE’snot a prophet yet, but HE would be.
Even Dave had a hard time blurring who he was talking about and started to give up.
@ 1:17:55 It’s either HE’stalking to the church, and we have to accept or whatever I wanna say or not that HE’s a prophet now (THIS MAN is a proph–)or that it’s just about to happen because it is quick. …That was hard to see.
@ 1:20:10 It’s the same Messenger in Malachi, ready? The same Messenger in Malachi who, right in the face of God coming, prepares a people. Okay? In Revelation 10:7, in the days of the voice. That's always troubled me. Voice. You mean like MY voice now? Or MY voice like in a bigger wayas it occurs in the Seven Years? I don’t know. Never been able to resolve it. When HE’s about to sound, the Messenger, the the Mysteries of of God will will be um uh finished as God declared to it says to prophets. It’s interesting. It’s before HE sounds and eats the book and and then talks to all mankind and measures the Temple.
Boy, David C. Pack is the Seventh Angel of Revelation, there are days of his voice when the world hears him speak, he eats the book, and he measures God’s Temple. That would be quite the assignment if he were not already so special.
David C. Pack is special and needs it to be that way. The alternative is that he is mistaken, and God is not using him to drone on for over seven years and set 80 dates for the return of Jesus Christ since the spring of 2022.
If he ever were to stop, he would have both feet planted on the “False Prophet/False Apostle/False Teacher” square. And he cannot have that. His delusional reality would come crashing down if he ever had to face the chilling truth God is not dropping anvils of inspiration out of the sky onto his head, the Holy Spirit is not making him uncomfortably suspicious, and he does not know even a fraction of what he believes he does.
David C. Pack is a sad, little, angry man.
The Kingdom of God will not arrive tomorrow, but he will push through his latest failure blanketed in pitiful denial with the cowardly support of his hireling enablers. There are no signs of any of that stopping.
