Crackpot Prophet Is Trying To Join Up With United Church Of God In Burundi

 

God's most highly favored prophet to ever walk this earth has had to ask Aaron Dean if he could piggyback on UCG's application to have a church in Burundi. Burundi apparently requires that foreign religious groups have a minimum of 500 followers in order to seek to be legitimized by the government. The Great Bwana has been unable to convince 500 Sabbatarians in Burundi to join his group, so he needs UCG's help. Priceless!

Burundi passed some laws on churches a year or two ago, which the government is starting to try to enforce. The law basically states that a church needs 300 people, but it suggests that one with a foreign connection must have at least 500 persons, land, and a building (and maybe multiple ones), in order to register so it can legally operate. This is something I spoke to Aaron Dean of UCG about this some time ago, and we talked again for over an hour when he telephoned me late last Thursday (we also discussed prophetic matters). 

 

The United Church of God (UCG) has applied for official registration in Burundi, but still has not been approved. If they get approved, then they are looking at how to meet whatever other requirements there may be. Aaron Dean told me that he would inform me when, and if, UCG gets its request for registration approved. He believes that UCG may then be able to cooperate with us in the Continuing Church of God in Burundi. So, at this instant, we are hoping that UCG’s registration will be approved and that, once approved, we may be essentially accepted under their approval or instead, perhaps, with a separate application ourselves. 

 

Because we in Continuing Church of God currently have 300, but less than 500 congregants with national identification cards, in Burundi, we are not sure if we can (or should) apply for registration yet–though that is being considered by our leader there. Not having registration (or not applying for it) could cause legal and other issues for those who declared that they want to be part of Continuing Church of God. 

 

So, at this stage, we either 1) need more people fairly quickly in Burundi, 2) see if we can apply for registration anyway and/or 3) see if our cooperation with UCG will, at least for now, keep our people in Burundi out of legal jeopardy.

Does UCG Really Want To Be Associated With CCOG Sex Scandals?

From a reader:

UCG is treading in dangerous waters if they think they need to start cooperating with Bob Thiel.

BOB THIEL COVERS UP SEX SCANDALS IN KENYA AND MALAWI 

 

The pretending, pompous, perturbed Prophet of Possibilities gives a pass to his Evangelist Evans Ocheing. Ocheing got caught sexting 2 Women on Facebook- he denied the first one, saying it was fake, even though the woman is real, Ms Joy Elizabeth of Nairobi. Mr Evans, was also catfished by Nelson's son, lusting after a fake Nairobi Woman that Nelson's son made up. Bob never commented on this, as I suspect he's embarrassed that nobody would believe the excuse Evans gave or most likely Bob forgave Evans, as Evans is good at coming up with fake numbers to twitterpate Bob's delusions of the fastest-growing COG ever. 

 

Bob shouldn't promote this Church Dating agenda when he clearly allows rampant sexual misconduct from Evans Ocheing of Kenya and Radson Molowzoa of Malawi, both treacherous individuals and known adulterers of many eyewitnesses, including written and video testimony. 

 

Oh well, no wonder, considering Rod Meredith said years ago that Bob suffers from delusions of grandeur. 

 

Karl Kolechek-on the ground in Africa

PCG Celebrating The Most God Aweful Book Ever Written - Mystery of the Ages

 

The Philadelphia Church of God is trumpeting today about how 40 years ago, Herbert gave his book to the sophomore class at Ambassador College in Pasadena.

Never has the church published a more useless and awful book than this!

Oh, wait, let's not forget those other brain burners like: 

The Incredible Human Potential, 

The Missing Dimension in Sex, 

Tomorrow's World: What It Will Be Like,

and that ridiculous US & BC book.

Did anyone ever actually read these books?

Crackpot Prophet on Continuing Church of God Dating vs Worldly Dating

 

Who knew that the world's foremost theologian, Mayan authority, and the final choice when it comes to Catholicism is also the world's foremost sexologist who knows the proper techniques for dating and sex?

The Great One is regaling us with his dating/sex advice:

First Date: Worldly vs. Christian

Should a first date be between two experienced pickup artists interested in fornication? Or should it be between a man and a woman who would like to actually know each other better? Does the Bible give any guidelines that Christians who date should pay attention to? If so, what are some? This brief animation shows a worldly pickup date at a bar, and an inelegant, but appropriate request for a date in a more open environment. Dating should be fun and involve communication, and not regrets. So, check out our animation on worldly vs. Christian dating. A free online book with more information on dating is available and titled: Dating: A Key to Success in Marriage, a practical guide for Christians.

 

Why would anyone take advice on dating from a man who is batting "0" on the prophetic accuracy chart?