Canadian Devils Attack Worlds Most Important Web Site

Oh, what a thrilling saga unfolds daily in the epic realm of COGland! Poor, overworked Satan—bless his jealous little heart—wakes up every morning utterly obsessed with tormenting these adorably insignificant splinter groups. I mean, who wouldn't be green with envy over their staggering global impact?

Back in the golden age, when Herbert Armstrong and the Worldwide Church of God were single-handedly ruining the Devil's entire existence with their massive, world-shaking influence, Satan truly had his claws full. But these days? Pfft, it's basically a vacation for him. That once-"mighty" juggernaut has so thoughtfully exploded into hundreds upon hundreds of utterly irrelevant micro-fellowships that collectively couldn't influence a lemonade stand.

Yet—miracle of miracles!—for some completely incomprehensible reason, the Prince of Darkness himself remains laser-focused on sabotaging the single greatest, most incomparably superfantabulously awesome Church of God ever to grace human history. Seriously, no other group (past, present, or future) even dares to approach the blinding radiance of the hilariously misnamed "Continuing" Church of God.

Rumor has it Legion has reassigned its entire elite cyber-demon division to cook up bespoke malware just to thwart the planet-altering ministry of none other than the Great Bwana Bob Thiel. For a heart-stopping moment, it almost looked like the forces of hell might prevail—but take heart, brethren! Our indomitable Super Bob has once again valiantly triumphed over yet another cataclysmic, earth-shattering satanic hacker tantrum. Truly, an inspiration to us all.

We had some issues with the Canadian website, but it is now up and functional again. This seems to have been related to some earlier malware attacks. 

 

UCG's John Elliott: Do not fall for the trickery of leaders who seek a following due to church governance, church eras and other unique teachings

 

Beware of false prophets [teachers], who come to you in sheep’s clothing [profess sound doctrine], but inwardly they are ravenous wolves [they will cost you your life]. You will know them by their fruits [the resulting mindset] (Matthew 7:15-16)

...remain vigilant and never fall for the bait of carnally promoting individuals 

seeking a personal following with their own special twist. 

Christianity is about Christ! It is not about temporary human servants. 

Nor is it about a special corporation.

Jesus never warned that we should be in some specific church era, 

or be in a church with a special leader, 

or have a specific form of governance, 

or a certain corporate name, 

or a special hidden doctrine. 

I implore you to find even a hint of such instruction in anything Jesus ever said! 

He warns that trickery will abound 

and mortal danger will lurk in the most unlikely places.

John Elliott, President of the United Church of God (UCG), published a letter on December 11 about not allowing yourself to be swayed by wolves in sheep's clothing who seek to lead members astray. 

Is this a swipe at the craftily spoken words of Bob Thiel, Ron Weinland, Dave Pack, and Gerald Flurry?

For some in the Church of God (COG) groups, these men present their "truths" as divinely inspired by God and can too easily sway less-grounded members in their beliefs. 

Elliott writes:

 

Greetings fellow ministers and brethren, 

 

How seriously do you consider your place in the Body of Christ? Am I wholeheartedly a part of the Body of Christ? Jesus Himself implores us to make factual assessments about our spiritual condition in His letters to the seven churches (Revelation 2-3). 

 

He also warns us not to get swayed by influential people who promote mindsets contrary to His truth. “Beware of false prophets [teachers], who come to you in sheep’s clothing [profess sound doctrine], but inwardly they are ravenous wolves [they will cost you your life]. You will know them by their fruits [the resulting mindset]” (Matthew 7:15-16). 

 

Compare everything you hear from anyone with what God’s word instructs you. Be alert for slick manipulation using human logic that garners sympathy for the unfairly treated, complains about personal injustices, spouts accusations against brethren, while diverting us away from following Jesus Christ and His appointed authorities. Such are the tactics of wolves (Jude 8, 11-12). Such prideful minds are in stark contrast to Jesus’ admonitions for self-abasement, humility, service, sacrifice, honoring others, pursuing peace, unity and love.

Elliott claims he is not zeroing in on any specific individual, but Weinland, Thiel, Pack, and Flurry all feel those outside their groups are borderline apostates, and that is their job to lead people back into the truth (that they exclusively have) so that they can achieve salvation. 

I am not pointing fingers at any individual, rather I'm emphasising the biblical principles necessary for us to be responsible with our opportunity for salvation. Paul stated of our time, “But evil men and impostors will grow worse and worse, deceiving and being deceived. But you must continue in the things which you have learned and been assured of, knowing from whom you have learned them, and that from childhood you have known the Holy Scriptures, which are able to make you wise for salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus” (2 Timothy 3:13-15).

God constantly observes and monitors each of us in hopes of bringing us into His Kingdom. “The LORD is in His holy temple, the LORD’s throne is in heaven; His eyes behold, His eyelids test the sons of men. The LORD tests the righteous, but the wicked and the one who loves violence His soul hates” (Psalm 11:4-5). 

 

God does not support those who do “violence” to the brethren by spreading lies and rumors. “These six things the LORD hates, yes, seven are an abomination to Him: A proud look, a lying tongue…a false witness who speaks lies, and one who sows discord among brethren” (Proverbs 6:16-19). He also says, “I, the LORD, search the heart, I test the mind, even to give every man according to his ways, according to the fruit of his doings” (Jeremiah 17:10). 

 

We all need to humble ourselves, repent of our own sins and mistakes and seek God’s forgiveness, as we forgive others. May God help us all to love Him above all else and to love each other more than we love ourselves. 

 

I encourage you to remain vigilant and never fall for the bait of carnally promoting individuals seeking a personal following with their own special twist. Christianity is about Christ! It is not about temporary human servants. Nor is it about a special corporation. In all situations we are to follow Christ and be of His Body. 

 

In John 12:26 we read: “If anyone serves Me, let him follow Me; and where I am, there My servant will be also. If anyone serves Me, him My Father will honor.” Christ’s shepherds only follow Christ and encourage others to only follow Him! Only then can any human be an asset to another’s salvation. 

 

Jesus never warned that we should be in some specific church era, or be in a church with a special leader, or have a specific form of governance, or a certain corporate name, or a special hidden doctrine. I implore you to find even a hint of such instruction in anything Jesus ever said! He warns that trickery will abound and mortal danger will lurk in the most unlikely places. 

 

Notice the context of Christ’s statement to us about the challenges of the pathway to His Kingdom: “Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who find it. Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits” (Matthew 7:14-16). 

 

The stakes are high for every member. Each of us are responsible to be alert, discern God’s will, and recognize those faithfully upholding God's word. 

 

As you enjoy the Sabbath and are refreshed by it, take time to consider the seriousness of your calling. Meditate on what you truly stand for. Define the fruit you are trying to grow in your life. Then, let these words guide you on your path: 

 

“Therefore, my beloved, as you have always obeyed, not as in my presence only, but now much more in my absence, work out your own salvation with fear and trembling; for it is God who works in you both to will and to do for His good pleasure. Do all things without complaining and disputing, that you may become blameless and harmless, children of God without fault in the midst of a crooked and perverse generation, among whom you shine as lights in the world, holding fast the word of life, so that I may rejoice in the day of Christ that I have not run in vain or labored in vain” (Philippians 2:12-16). 

 

May God bless you along with all His faithful children, as we humble ourselves and submit to His will. And may we deeply love loving Him, and love one another sincerely, 

 

John Elliott, President

It does a great disservice to church members if church leaders do not take a stand and call out the various crackpot COG leaders and their borderline heretical teachings. A true leader will label these teachers as the wolves in sheep's clothing that they warn about. 

I have heard some in UCG, LCG, and other groups stating that they do not call these false leaders out because they are "brothers in Christ, but with different interpretations". They are NOT your "brother in Christ"! If you know these guys are wrong, then it behooves you as a leader to all them out for their false teachings.

Hatip to Feastgoer for the heads up.

Lucifer and Jesus Were Elohim's

 

We've all had front-row seats for decades to the spectacular show of people vanishing down the Armstrongism rabbit hole, only to emerge years later, wild-eyed and desperate, frantically digging through the deepest pits of madness for the next earth-shattering "revelation" from their oh-so-authentic "god"—a real, bona fide Elohim.

Honestly, doesn't it just warm the heart how it mirrors Mormon doctrine so perfectly? You know, that fantastical story where Lucifer and Jesus are brothers, and the grand prize for everyone is ascending to full god-and-goddess glory in some gloriously unhinged, fanatical fairy-tale kingdom.

But wait—let's give a special shout-out to Wade Cox, who's out there tirelessly plumbing those same depths of lunacy to serve up exactly the same steaming pile of nonsense. Truly, originality in Armstrongism is overrated.

Does any of this make sense? 

Introduction

God created the Spiritual Creation Aeons ago. These were the sons of God called Elohim or gods. He then created the Physical Creation, beginning with the Universe. The sequence and purpose is explained in the text How God Became a Family (No. 187). The Spiritual Creation became split over the intent and purpose of the Physical Creation and a third rebelled under the Covering Cherub Azazel or Satan-el, and later Satan, having lost his el status. 

 

Satan had experimented with the creation of humans over the two million years of the optimum period for the creation of intelligent life in the Earth's main star system for whatever reasons known only to him, and the Almighty, and failed repetitively. About twelve thousand years ago the earth became tohu and bohu or waste and void. God the Father, Eloah, the One True God sent the Elohim to the earth under Michael and Satan to recreate or refurbish the earth and create the Adamic species, commencing with Adam and Eve in 4004 BCE. The refurbishment was to take six days and that interval was to be used as the outline plan of the creation of mankind and the isolation of the Holy Seed in mankind to become the selected training nucleus of the human host that was to be selected through God's Omniscience and the Divine Prescience and Predestination (No. 296) of the One True God Eloah from the foundation of the world. He alone was immortal and whom no man has ever seen or can see and who dwells in unapproachable light (1Tim. 6:16).  He was able to see and know the thoughts and workings of the entire creation from the beginning to the end and was able to identify those who would succeed in carrying out His Will and Plan and thus determine who was most suitable to become Elohim (No. 001) and thus fit to rule the universe under the extended Elohim Host. This is also explained in the text The Plan of Salvation (No. 001A). The creation was enabled to exercise free will in the entire sequence. In that way Eloah could ascertain the mindset and obedience of all the creation.

 

All of this was hidden from mankind by Satan and the Fallen Host through their lies and the false doctrines and explanations given to humans from the outset in Eden. In this way all mankind could be tested and placed under Judgment so that the entire creation would know who was tested and who was fit to lead the universe, being those in the First Resurrection (No. 143A), in the ongoing phases after the  Second Resurrection (No. 143B) and the Great White Throne Judgment of mankind and the fallen Host (see also No 143; 143C & 143D). God through His Omniscience knew and predestined the Creation from the foundation of the earth, or world (Mat. 13:35; Isa. 62:11; Jer. 10:12; Mat. 25:34; Jn. 17:24) and we were selected, and our works were ordained, before we were formed in the womb (Jer. 1:5), and before the foundation of the world (Eph. 1:4). It is these humans of the Adamic Creation that were foreknown and foreseen over the Ages that would succeed and follow the Laws of God and the Testimony of the Patriarchs and Prophets and the Temple Calendar that flows from the Law and would be faithful, even unto death. It is these entities that were to form the Holy Seed and these were predestined to be born and selected and taken out to the end of the Millennial Age and the Second Resurrection (No. 143B).  

 

Adam was unable to come into Judgment until he was thirty years of age under the laws God was to lay down for the creation at the outset. Thus in 3974 BCE when Adam was thirty he and Eve both came under judgement and Eden was closed, and the Earth was cursed. Satan, being the Morning Star of the earth, became the ruler also of the Adamic creation and the God, or Elohim, of this world, including mankind (2Cor. 4:4). The Jubilees fell on the years 24 and 74 BCE and in 27 – 77 CE in the Modern Age.

And later, this:

Sifting the Grain

Satan was given rule over the earth by God for a specific purpose. It might seem counter intuitive to leave an elohim in charge that basically considers mankind as unfit to take office and become elohim over the long-term rule of the universe and be given access to that rule under Christ as elohim or become gods as Sons of God. However, Eloah as One True God, allowed that to take place as it would ensure that test procedures were in place that would ensure that only the dedicated of the Holy Seed would take office over the sequence to the First and Second Resurrections. All else would be sifted and whilst all could succeed in the plan, including the demons that rebelled, only the Holy Seed would serve faithfully and take part in the First Resurrection (or the elect portion of the Second Resurrection) and then become Morning Stars and the ranking rulers of the universe. To achieve this a filtration system had to be set in place. Satan was thus given control and he and the Fallen Host had access to the Throne of God on a more or less continual basis (Job 1:6; 2:1). The story of the test of Job was a very severe and rigorous test of one of the Holy Seed who was tested and proven under the most severe circumstances (Job 1:6-12). The entire book is a clear depiction of the tests of the Holy Seed. So also Satan tested all men, and he also asked to sift Peter like wheat, as he had Job, but was not permitted to do so (Luke 22:31). But he did manage to kill over half the apostles and also a large number of the Seventy (Lk. 10:1,17) (see Nos 122; 122B; 122C; 122D). It was in these tests that they were proven, not only in their own eyes but in the eyes of all mankind. Job was restored at the end before his death, and he will take his place at the end of Days with the other Prophets and Patriarchs and all of the Holy Seed.

Why Are So Many COG Leaders Such Pathetic Speakers

If you thought watching bouncing Bob Thiel was painful, get a load of Wade Cox and his pathetic sidekick. These have to be the two most boring men I have ever seen "preach" in Armstrongism. 

Remember, Wade Cox is such a dynamic tool of God that he has converted over 50% of Africa to his church, even convincing Muslims to join with him. This is such a miraculous feat that even the Great Bwana himself has been unable to accomplish.

Armstrongism truly has some of the most idiotic men as leaders of splinter groups imaginable. 

You can watch this trainwreck here. All you need to watch is the first few minutes, and you will need a stiff drink, or maybe an ear enema.