Honey, I Shrunk The Church Vol 2: UCG

Even though UCG's attendance has dropped from an all time high of around 25,000 (according to Apostle Malm, 18,000 by others), that they have lost thousands of members and 3/4 of the ministry in numerous splinterings, they want you to know they are still the most important work in the world today.  However, with only 7,621 members left, it is up to you to foot the bill for everything!  Open those wallets and purses!  Mortgage those houses, businesses and farms!  Give it to us!

The newest United News reports that in the COE session in December Victor Kubik, Dir. of Ministerial Services gave an attendance figure of 7,621. This figure is for the US only.  When UCG first started it had about 25,000 attendees. Now after major splits (Hulme, Big Sandy and Associated Churches & COGWA) they are down to <9,000 or about 30% of where they started with. (Apostle Malm)

Alien Resistance in the Church of God

Here is a former Church of God member who is providing vital information about aliens and how to rebuke them.  So the next time those pesky aliens try abduct you for experimentation just rebuke them in the name of Jesus and you will be OK.

FACT: Based on polls, over 60% of the population believes that there is likely alien life in outer space. Around 48% of the population believes that aliens from outer space may be visiting the Earth in UFOs, and 12% claim to have seen a UFO.

 FACT: A 1991 Roper poll estimated that 4 million people in the US may have had an "alien abduction" experience (2% of the population). This does not even take into account the number of abductees worldwide, which based on the Roper poll, could be estimated to be 129 million people. This is a number of pandemic proportions.

Christian research in this field has shown that these are spiritually dangerous false beliefs, which can open a spiritual door to the occult, resulting in having dark paranormal experiences.

These experiences destroy people's lives and relationships with family and friends, and changes their worldview.

It is very important for Christians to learn about this topic and get more involved in this field of ministry.

The need is very great, as the belief that alien life is visiting humanity is steadily growing in popularity.

FACT: Alien abduction experiences can be terminated in the name of Jesus Christ.

FACT: Documented messages of "aliens" to contactees and abductees reveal an undeniably unbiblical spiritual agenda.

FACT: Modern documented reports of alien's activities and abilities parallel the abilities of (fallen) angels as seen in the Bible.

CONCLUSION: Deceptive spiritual entities are posing as modern day "aliens", bringing tormenting experiences into the lives of individuals, and offering a false gospel message, in opposition to the true message of Jesus Christ. I Saw The Light Ministries

Picture Story On How A COG Brain Works

Here's a fine example on what Armstrongism will do to your brain:

Bull standing by covered wagon and not a sin to have as it's not in a place of worship.

Same Bull but with quite a different background and is what God stated was sin.
God Himself stated that we should destroy those that are in the worship place...So!

I took a hammer and destroyed that Pagan Bull as God commanded.

Next.......

Here is a Pagan symbol and is what God stated was sin.
God Himself stated that we should destroy those that are in the worship place...So!

I took a hammer and destroyed that Pagan symbol as God commanded and if this offends you and the destruction of the bull did not then that means you do worship it!

Anti-Christian Movies In Works To Make COG Members Look Out of Touch and Crazy

Armstrongism always has to have a bogeyman to blame for something.  Thiel is spitting saliva over evil Victoria's Secret and the guy below is  blaming Hollywood for an upcoming series of anti-Christian movies that the conquering beast will be using to make Christians and COG members out to be weird cult members.  Apparently Hollywood has/will use aliens and UFO's to deceive COG brethren and to make them look out of touch with reality.


Sorry dude, you COG's have already done that yourselves.  There is no need now for Hollywood to do it!  You've got Flurry, Pack, Wienland, Cox, Thiel, Meredith and others to thank for that. 

Armstrongites are such a fearful group.  They are always on guard for some evil entity to come along and steal their little minds.

Anti Christian Blockbuster Movies Coming Soon!

Coming soon to a theater near you! My prediction is that the “anti-Christ” power will soon come out with movies that will make Christians out to be “cult members”. This will be a 'sign of the times'. You must understand, media is the main weapon of fallen apostate Christendom and the anti-Christ power. Through movies and false media this evil power will make anybody who believes in God to be seen as crazy, strange, weird, violent, deranged, etc. How else can Satan attack the masses save through computers and television?

All news programs today have Satanic forces working in them. You will never hear the TRUE GOSPEL preached or promoted on any of these programs. My prediction is that television and media will be used, including up and coming movies, to break down Christians in a powerful way. We must realize that almost all people in the United States watch TV and listen to or watch media and movies. The true Church of God will be promoted as a cult or strange fringe Christian movements. There are many movies which have tried this approach before but not like the deception which is coming.

“Hollow Wood” [or Hollywood] will be involved along with rich actors and actresses that will be trying to promote the New Age ["god" of Science] movement. They are preaching Satan's gospel. They will come in full force! True Christians who are in the true Church of God will stand fast even if it means death. These evil forces have already tried indirectly to attack the true gospel through their insistent urge to promote UFO's and extraterrestrials. When they find that this has not worked they will result to producing movies that make all Christians look crazy and out of touch with reality.

Remember, you heard it here first. May you truly KNOW GOD'S WORD. May you be a true Christian. Hold tight! Here it comes.

Note: Also, I used to have a friend that just parted with me because he claimed that true Worldwide Church of God believers no longer exist and called me a liar. Well, you can lead a horse to water but you can’t force him to drink. Be on guard! Attacks are coming!    -E.W.King

Idiots in the Pulpit: Kenneth Hagin - Unholy Laughter

A reader here sent this to me to make fun of Dave Pack with.  This is just downright creepy and weird!  It's no wonder people mock Christianity so much.  Watch the mass hypnosis/hysteria when he sweeps his hand and a large portion of the crowd fall down.  This is what happens in Ambassador Auditorium each week with Harvest Rock.

Is UCG An Authority On Addictions?

Would you go to UCG as an authority on addictions? Given how rampant alcoholism is in UCG and the COG's I would be very cautious.

Since 99.5% of COG ministers have never had any training in REAL counseling and addiction counseling, I would find it hard to sit in front of one of these guys. Education garnered through years of classes and clinical work with trained thereapists advising you, have always been frowned upon by Armstrongism.  Therapy, counseling, and addiction work has always been looked upon as tools of Satan by so many in Armstrongism. Addictions were just problems weak, unconverted poepel were too stupid to deal with without God's help.

I do at least have to give UCG some credit for making this rather small step.  I also know that many in UCG  do not like the fact the Breaking Free site is in existence, particularly it's gay related links.

Welcome to Breaking Free

We’re pleased to make this Web resource available to our church members and to the general public. It's purpose is to assist all those who are struggling to "break free" from addictions, unhealthy habits, destructive behaviors and scars from the past. It is also for family members and other loved ones who are seeking to understand and help those who struggle with personal problems.

Articles cover a wide range of topics including addictions of all kinds, substance abuse, eating disorders, personal abuse (physical, verbal, sexual, emotional), sexual sins, homosexuality, other dysfunctional behaviors and mental disorders.

Breaking Free 

Ron Weinland Ready To Make An Ass of Himself On May 27th

It looks like Ronnie Weinland has made a royal ass of himself again!  No shocker there though.  The God Disscusion has an article about Weinerdude's latest prophecy.  It is interesting this is coming right after he faces a court trial from the US Government for tax fraud.  I guess  Weinderude feels he will be found guilty, but no worries, the tribulation will start immediately after his guilty verdict.  The prison bars will be loosed and he will be set free to preach the gospel from the streets in Jerusalem along with his wife.

The latest is that the earth is now in a "biblical half time" that begins today, January 8, 2012.  According to his blog,

January 7, 2012, is another important occurrence for the timing of God’s work and end-time events. This date is an important crossroad in time as it ends a prophetically historic portion of time in Daniel that consists of a prophetic measure of “time” and “times” that began after Trumpets of 2009. January 8 of this year begins the final “half-a-time” of this full prophetic period known as “time, times, and half-a-time.” That day is the start of the final period of 140 days (half-a-time) that leads up to the very coming of the Messiah spoken of in those same prophecies of Daniel.

 Former Worldwide Church of God preacher says Jesus Christ is returning on May 27, 2012 and that today marks the end of time and beginning of "half time"

I can just hear it now come May 28th.  "God has delayed Jesus coming because of the lack of faith of the brethren. The church is not ready. It is YOUR fault that Jesus could not return. Or, he will say that Jesus came back "spiritual" at this point and that the tribulation has begun "spiritually."