Saturday, November 5, 2011

Bitter Armstrongites Giddy With Delight That Kids Will Be Without Toys This Christmas



Never let it be said that Armstrongites can't be arrogant, merciless buffoons.   The legalistic trumpet tooters on Yahoo are giddy with delight that the Air Force has canceled a long held tradition of raising toys for poor and homeless children around the world. It seems a grumpy Cadet felt it was discriminatory to other religions to be doing this so he complained and the the PC correct officers complied.  So now no toys will be collected for Samaritans Purse to distribute.

Armstrongite thinking  happens like this:  

"How dare anyone give toys to homeless kids on one of the most vile and pagan nights of the year!  Those kids don't deserve anything that is connected to the celebration of the most vile pagan days on earth (after Halloween and Easter, of course).  

We should be sending them, "the Plain Truth about Christmas" booklets and "Pagan Holidays" so that they can learn the truth!  

We need to tell them that God is going to spank them for their parents sins.  They need to know their parents are lairs and sinners and will most likely be put in concentration camps or die from pestilence, famine and war.  So what good would those toys be in the long run!  

They need to know the truth we have so they can become miserable, sour, bitter people just like us!"

More people around the world hear the Jesus story on Christmas and Easter than will EVER hear it from an Armstrongite cult!  That is not hard to understand since Armstrongism does not discuss Jesus unless it is to mock him as a graceite or an effeminate fag that talks about love, love, love all the time as he coddles sweet little lambs in his arms while the wind blows through his luxurious hair. That is the 'jesus' Armstrongism knows.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/air-force-academy-backtracks-on-christmas-toy-dr\
ive-because-its-too-christian/


This is good. Christmas after all is not biblical and is pagan.
Of course the Sunday worshipers have their knicker bockers in a wad over this
and as usual are blaming Jews.

And what is it with them Sunday worshipers when they say 'oh poor little kids
won't get nothing for christmas, it's going to be so sad'? I'm like please,
don't them kids get any toys or anything during the rest of the year.


Mr. Blogger, I know you are reading everything that is being posted. I don't
care. Just so you know, I want to make it very clear that I despise your Sunday worshiping cult. Not necessarily any one individual person who is in the Sunday worshiping cult but the system itself and its leaders who perpetrate the lies of the Sunday worshiping cult.

Dear Sour, Bitter, HWA Worshiper:  There are 6-7 people that regularly forward me the idiocy of you and a couple of your minions.  All I can say is THANKS for providing such humorous fodder to let the world know how sick Armstrongism has become!  Perhaps if you would talk about Jesus, grace, salvation and redemption no one would be bothering you.  But NOOOOOOOOOOO, you are more concerned about asinine conspiracy theories, how you can dump more irrelevant laws on fellow believers, or discussing Oprah naked in a mikva'ot. I mean, what the hell????????

I would love to know why you pick and choose what laws you want to keep and what laws you don't.  It is impossible to keep all 613 laws.  You do not do them all, never have done them all and NEVER will!   To say otherwise will make you a liar like Rod Meredith who claims he has never committed a major sin since baptism.

PS:  I would never have even bothered to post this information, but because of your bitter provocation, I obliged you. Now don't you feel like a fool?  I am also going to go out an buy a bunch of toys and take them to the Marine Corp Toy Drive this year in your honor.  I will be putting your name on them as the donor so that you can bask at home in the glory that you actually did something worthwhile for humanity for once in your life.  Merry Christmas Darling!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not everyone in the U.S. are Christians. There are many others who are Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, atheists, or what ever. Not everyone celebrates your gluttony filled pagan filled Christmas. Just as the U.S. Air Force was stopped giving out toys for Christmas (let's make it clear - they are still giving the toys out, only the chaplains are conducting the program), so too the U.S. Marine Corp can be stopped too. I don't think the U.S. Marine Corp would want to get caught up in a scandal that you have caused.

If it upsets you reading posts about Oprah naked in a mikveh, then don't read the posts on a group that you hate. It doesn't concern you.
Why don't you go to some evangelical Christian site? It would be much better suited to you.

Not everyone worships or believes in your pagan Jesus.
Not everyone wants to hear about that crap that Christianity shits out their mouth.
Christianity has killed more people with their damn crusades forcing people to convert and bow down to their pagan Jesus. And then there was the Holocaust that Christianity was responsible for.
You can take it and shove it where the sun don't shine. Comprenez -Vous?

Anonymous said...

Now let's see who the fool is. The person writing these blogs seems to be the fool and a hater. Rumors, lies, partial versions of the truth, statements taken out of context are all done by haters. People who spread these lies are fools.
Why do you hate people who don't want anything to do with your religion or religious beliefs blogger? Why are you going to other people's private web sites reading things that you obviously have issues with or don't believe in?
It seems blogger, you are the fool, and an evil fool at that. And so is your side kick who is relaying information to you. You both know who you are.

Anonymous said...

To the person writing these blogs: why don't you leave these people alone? They have not done one thing to you. Just because they don't believe as you do, is that any reason for you to attack them like you do?
Why do you make it a point to go to their websites when you don't accept their beliefs?
You need some serious anger therapy buddy before you hurt someone.

Jace said...

@ Anon:

Please skip the armchair psych-eval, you're hardly qualified to judge the owner of this website or anyone who lifts a pen against Armstrongism. No2HWA, I might add, has every right to write what he does. As much as you may enjoy trying to slander him with your "anger therapy" bullshit, the bottom line is that anyone who's ever spent any amount of time in an Armstrongite cult - not to mention a lifetime therein - has every right to say what they want about it, whether you like it or not.

Byker Bob said...

We don't know who all of these presents were given to. I'm certain that it was an inclusive program, and that those administrating didn't require credentials proving that the kids were Christian prior to giving them any presents.

Some of these programs actually serve as an arm for evangelism. Non-Christians who receive the presents actually learn about Jesus, some probably for the first time.

Because of partisanship, I don't think that everyone realizes that there is a concerted effort to purge our culture of our God, of Jesus Christ, of reminders of both such as the crosses on churches and in public places, etc. Bottom line is that what happpens of negative impact to one Christian actually effects all Christians. If we gloat because some practice or change doesn't hit our own group, we fail to realize that sooner or later, these same secularizers are going to eventually come after our own.

People wonder when the tribulation will hit Christians. Well, it's after the safety in numbers which has always been present over the past 200+ years has been elliminated.

BB

Anonymous said...

Not everyone in the U.S. are Christians. There are many atheists and others such as Muslims and Jews who know the truth about the pagan origins of your Christian religion. It is all pagan - your Christmas, your easter, your lent, your halloween, all of it is pure paganism. Not everyone wants to have your pagan man god shoved in their face.

Anonymous said...

Christianity is pagan.Educated people know this. There are many atheists and others such as Muslims and Jews who know the truth about the pagan origins of your Christian religion. It is all pagan - your Christmas, your easter, your lent, your halloween, all of it is pure paganism. Even your pagan dying rising man god Jesus is based on Mithraism. Not everyone wants to have your pagan man god and your pagan religion shoved in their face.

Anonymous said...

NO2HWA: I for one do not share your religious beliefs and I will be contacting the ACLU. You are violating that person's civil rights by threatening to have Christmas gifts donated in their name to the the Marine Corp. You have opened a can of worms you damn fool. All it takes is one complaint and getting the ACLU involved to stop the Marine Corp from being actively involved in giving out Christmas gifts, by the way, which is catering to one specific religion. I have never given a damn about the Marine Corp or the Air Force giving out Christmas gifts although I don't believe in your religion. But I will not stand by and let you violate someone's civil rights, just because you want to shove your religion down everyone else's throats. A call to the ACLU - consider it done.

NO2HWA said...

Jace:

Your words of wisdom to them are a little too deep for them to understand. I think they missed the short bus a long time ago....

Anonymous said...

More and more young adults are leaving Christianity in droves. They are finding out what a bunch of lies it is, that it is all pagan, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Lent, the whole kit and caboodle. Sadly, many of them are turning to Islam that seems to have more answers for them than your pagan cult Christianity. And then there are the ones who turn to atheism because of finding out Christianity was nothing but all lies. Whatever they turn to, at least they are learning the nasty ugly truth about Christianity being a pack of lies.

Jace said...

"More and more young adults are leaving Christianity in droves. They are finding out what a bunch of lies it is, that it is all pagan, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Lent, the whole kit and caboodle. Sadly, many of them are turning to Islam"

So elements of christianity are based on paganism, so are elements of islam. Who cares? That hasn't stopped people from leaving armstrongism in droves and returning to the mainstream churches of their youth. I think the reality is that young people (like myself) are actually reading the bible without the fuzzy-wuzzy wishful thinking interpertation of others for a change. The result of this, is that they are seeing the book for the tale of horror it truly is. One need only pick up a copy of the Qu'ran to see that it has the same exact problem. It preaches unspeakable horrors that the moderates love to whitewash, but at the end of the day, they're still in there for people to find. All it takes is reading these books for what they are and they do a damn fine job of turning people away from the religions.

Thankfully.

TM said...

I have always been fascinated by those legalists on the Elijah Yahoo group. There are three for four of them that think they are Jews. They slobber all over all things Jewish while ignoring anything about Jesus. Jesus is only spoken of in the context of punishing you if you do not keep their law demands or fail to speak out against Christmas, Easter, or their big bogeyman the Catholic church. It is funny seeing diehard Armstrong worshipers pretending to be Jews. Galatians makes a mockery of these pretend Jews and their false cultic religion. There are some mentally ill people in that board! TM

Anonymous said...

Your Jesus is a bastard born of the whore Mithra. Who the hell in their right mind would want to bow down to your pagan bastard god?

Jace said...

Man, Anonmyous, you must really hate the pagans! Bottom line is that your jesus and their jesus are both figments of human imagination. Who in their right mind would bow to either one?

Anonymous said...

Jace, no I don't hate pagans. What I hate is the Christian fools trying to shove their pagan bastard god they worship down everyone else's throat. Any person capable of thinking knows that Christianity is nothing but a bunch of lies based on paganism.

Jace said...

Anon:

I guess you have me a bit confused by your use of the term "your" jesus

Are you an armstrongite?

If not, I agree with you 100% about christmas, the "battle to keep christ in christmas" and all that swill.

but if you're an armstrongite crying about "their jesus" I just wanted to point out the irony ;-)

Anonymous said...

Jace: I find it insane how the Christians want to keep Christ in Christmas when Christmas and all of their other beliefs are all pagan. Christianity needs to be outlawed. The world would be a much better place without it.

Jace said...

@ Anon

I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one.

Religion should never be outlawed. People should be free to believe whatever they want, no matter how stupid other people think it is. What they should not be allowed to do, is let their beliefs influence national policy. You want to believe in christ? great. You want to cram intelligent design down my kids throat? Now we have a problem. You don't like abortion? Dont have one. You want to tell my girlfriend what she can or can't do with her own body? Now we've got a problem. Banning religion is not the solution. Limiting their power (considerably) is.

Anonymous said...

Jace, I agree with you on limiting the power if religions. None of them should be allowed to shove their garbage down someone else's throat.

Anonymous said...

TM: why do you go to groups you don't agree with? You are the one who is mentally ill. You worship a bastard born of the whore Mithra.