Thursday, February 23, 2012

Apostle Malm: 70% Chance Tribulation Will Start By End of 2012





Apostle Malm is bloviating today about his important track record of confirmed prophecies.  He is predicting that war is eminent in the middle east within the total defeat of the Muslim nations.  When that occurs then there is a 70% chance that the tribulation will start late 2012.  Of course the Pope is added to the mix too.  If the present one dies the chances increase, then if the new pope starts performing miracles then it increases even more to 100%.

If this war concludes with the defeat of Radical Islam, the chances that the tribulation will begin at the end of this year will be about 70%.   If this pope dies the chances will increase to 80%.  If a new Pope begins to do miracles,  assists to set up a New Europe and is scheduled to visit Jerusalem: The chances that the tribulation will begin within 75 days of his selection as pope and setting up in Rome; and during the period of his visit to Jerusalem will be 100%.

The Apostle though is having problems with too much unbelief in his acolytes.  He claims to have over a thousand people - including elders-waiting to see if his prophecies come to pass before they jump ship into his cult.

Right now I know that there are hundreds of people [over a thousand]  including elders who are thinking:  I agree with a lot he says on doctrine and the problems, but I have a problem with his prophecy.   His positions are completely new and are the exact opposite of what we have believed.   They are waiting to see the fruits of my effort, whether it is of God or not.  That is  a good and proper thing and I commend them!

Apostle Malm is just one more in a long line of liars that have spread their propaganda to scared and deceived chruch members that are looking to save their asses by any means possible. It's all about what more extra things can we do. Observing new moons, women and men wearing hats in worship, not having fun on Saturdays, and other irrelevant things have absolute no influence in ones salvation.

4 comments:

Byker Bob said...

Seriously??? Did Elijah deal in percentages? I mean, if you're receiving directly from God, isn't everything you forecast supposed to be a certainty? Oops, forgot. Elijah is not their role model. HWA is.

BB

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking 43.255% chance but...

"If this war concludes with the defeat of Radical Islam, ....."

Really...don't hold your breath on this one ever. The Islamic faith has a zeal and level of dedication that fundamentalist Christians can never hope to attain in this life and probably not in the life to come.

Anonymous said...

The statistical probability of an event occurring can only be calculated based upon similar past events. It literally means, "X% of the time that a given set of circumstances arise, this event also occurs."

If an event has never occurred before, no statistic can be computed regarding its probability of occurrence. These numbers were merely drawn out of his a$$.

Just another example of these ignorant, science-hating bastards trying to use "science" to make their claims seem more credible, and failing. Horribly.

John said...

Here's a prediction: Malm is 100% wrong and will be proven 100% wrong by the end of the year like Weinland and Camping etc. 2012 will not see the "end of the world" as we know it or the start of the Great Tribulation. Now 2013 or 2014 on the other hand...um...maybe...I really don't know ;-D And anyway isn't it all just a guessing game unless God directly speaks to someone and says with 100% certainty that on such a date such is going to happen and its going to go down exactly like this? Of course if they are correct it doesn't mean they are of God either as we know God warned Israel of giving heed to false prophets who would after proving accurate with their predictions would then lure them away from the True God. No doubt that's something that the False Prophet will do in the future...