LOPE COLUMNA
Kabbalist PASTOR GENERAL
The BRIDE OF CHRIST Ministry of LIFE
If you think people tied into Armstrongism can't get any crazier then check this guy out. His name is Lope Columna from the Philippines. Was this guy a follower or just influenced by HWA's writings? In going thorough his incredibly SILLY web site there are a lot of things that Armstrongism promoted. HWA quotes abound.
One thing that has particular pissed off this guy is women and make up! Three guesses on who he uses as a standard for the evils of painted women? Our pal HWA!
He starts out with Kabbalahist mumbo-jumbo about the Nephillim coming to earth and copulating with women. These fallen angels once impregnating women with their evil seed then produced generations of rebellious women who rebel against their husbands by their use of make-up.
Do you know that the use of make-up or cosmetics by women has a major connection to their rebellion to their own husbands? Today, in this world, the beautification of women results in the rebellion of the wives to their husbands, or to their usurpation of the authority of their husbands. These women's beautification are in direct contradiction to the BEAUTY STANDARDS OF GOD ALMIGHTY! This means that those worldly women using the modern beauty products are actually VERY UGLY IN GOD'S SIGHT!
So all of you hussy's out there had better wake up to the fact that you are the cause of all the evils in this church and the world, particularly in the matter of GOVERNMENT!WOMEN'S USE OF MAKE-UP AND COSMETICS VS SUBMISSION OF WOMEN TO THEIR OWN HUSBANDS
Mr. Herbert Amrstrong said that the issue of makeup is "may be somewhat of a minor question, yet it was used by Satan to help derail the Church!" Yes, the issue of the use of make-up by women may be a minor issue, but if allowed to enter, it will create major problems!
Did you know that HWA's failure to eradicate make-up from all the rebellious women in the COG is what caused the ultimate downfall and disintegration of the WCG and the legacy of HWA? Uh, women destroyed the Church of God? That's a new one......
And these do not spare the members of God's true Churches, such that they even influence their husbands-pastors to produce doctrines that allow make-up use in their Churches. This is what happened to the Worldwide Church of God (WCG) as mourned by its Pastor General, Herbert W. Armstrong (HWA)! Mr. Armstrong failed to eradicate the use of make-up by women in the WCG, which he knew is Satanic! So the WCG he founded, and everything that he taught and strove for, were all destroyed, including himself! This is a grave warning to all the Churches, and their religious leaders and members!
So who really was the mastermind behind all these copulating fallen angels that set out to destroy the Church of God? Azazel. Not the goat, but the angel!
According to the Holy Zohar, it was the fallen angel named AZAZEL, that introduced and taught women the use of make-up and other beauty products.
Who is this AZAZEL? This AZAZEL is a high-ranking Angel that formerly resided in Heaven with God. But because of his rebellious attitude toward God, especially about God's Plan about Man, God threw him down to planet Earth. So, this Azazel, together with the other fallen angels and demonic forces, are now residing here on Earth. AZAZEL is the chief of those fallen angels called "sons of God" in Genesis 6:2.
The Sons of God saw that the daughters of man were beautiful, and they took any they chose as wives for themselves. (Gen 6:2)
The Nephilim were on the earth both in those days and afterwards, when the sons of God came to the daughters of man, who bore children to them. They were the powerful men of old, the famous men. (Gen 6:4)
With the above brief explanation, we can have the idea that whoever uses make-up will be rejected from Heaven, unless they repent of it now, before it's too late!
It's always you rebellious women causing problems! When will you ever stop? First it was your sister Eve and that damn apple, then it was haughty Sarah laughing at God, then it was Jezebel and on to whiny Martha. If you would only learn your place in the scheme of things and stay in the kitchen then the men of this world could do great things.
In his comments section, he says the following,
"...Yes, you can have women's liberty now. But in the afterlife, all liberty and Free Choice are forfeited"
Wow, doesn't that want to make you jump on the Kingdom Train right now! Especially to the world/planets that will be governed by COG members wielding rods of iron as they beat people into submission! They will get the painted women down and scrub that make-up off with scouring pads. I can see the gleam already in their eyes of many COG men and women at the prospect of doing this. They would be just like the "morality police" in Iran that harass and beat women and young men into submission.
More articles from this imbecile include these wonderful highlights:
"The impure humanistic understanding of Ephesians 5:22-24 is carried and adopted by the hundreds of the daughter churches that came out of WCG after HWA's death.This is the very reason why the marriage problem is the number 1 problem in the Churches. The Churches allowed the polluted marriage doctrines from the world to mix with Ephesians 5:22-24."
"The WCG then, even today, believed that the husband and wife are of equal footing in the marriage and family relationship, the same belief as in the world. The world calls it 50-50, or "Give and Take." But this is NOT what the Bible describes it."
"Because of the Jews' low morality, and their inability to comply with the strictness of the original law, Moses, with the permission of God, allowed a relaxation of the strictness of the marriage bond -- not as approving of it, but to prevent greater evils."
"There, in the Garden of Eden started man's woes and problems. Here, Satan got to the man-husband through the woman-wife. How and why did Satan succeed in getting to the husband through the wife?
The situation that happened in the issue of makeup use by women in the Worldwide Church of God (WCG) is exactly the same as that of what happened to the first couple in the Garden of Eden.
God showed here in the Garden the root-cause of the problem of mankind, and the proper way on how to deal with such a problem. God wanted Mr. Herbert W. Armstrong (HWA) and all pastors, all marriage counselors, and all lawmakers to do the same. "
"Here, in the Garden of Eden, is the recorded method of how God deal with a marriage problem. This primordial marriage problem resulted in the eating of the forbidden fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, that resulted in the first human sin, that resulted in the forced ejection of man from the blessed Garden to the harsh and cursed world outside.
If man will learn the reason or cause of the first marriage problem here, then man can solve ALL the marriage problems in the world, that will solve ALL the problems of the world and ALL the created universe! "
7 comments:
Perhaps Madonna(who is into Kabbala) will usher in a new time of Christian Revival during half-time at Sunday's Superbowl!
It will be a nipple-free Worldwide Revival.
Praise nipple-free Kabbalistic Jesus!
Praise the lack of nipples!
May He score a touchdown in your heart(just south of your Nurpully nipples)!
Don't MAKE Jesus give you a purple nurple!
Norm
WTF?????? I am going out right now to buy some more make up. Might as well hasten the eminent downfall of this world. I also have a list of chores that my husband WILL do when he gets home from work tonight. He needs to know his place!
I am really pleased with my personal progress. I find that I no longer can read more than a few sentences of this kind of COG splinter/sliver/fleck BS before the voice in my head says "yeah, blah blah whatever...."
M.T.Reasonings
Ah, yet another sideshow in the ACOG circus.
These "leaders" can't point to growth, or any meaningful impact which they are having, so they've devolved into any type of activity which they feel will attract attention.
Even the most populous splinters, at best, are about the size of the original WCG of the 1940s or 1950s. Towards the mid 1950s, odds were pretty good that you'd run across The World Tomorrow broadcast at some time, while fiddling with the tuning knob on the AM radio of your car. These days, it's almost impossible, unless you know in advance where to find them, to happen upon the broadcasts or magazines from even the largest splinters. I've accidentally run across Flurry's magazine twice within the past ten years, and noticed both his and Meredith's programs on TV schedules at times when all but insomniacs are in bed asleep.
I'd say the movement is just about dead.
BB
Sharon:
You sound like Proverbs 21:9 kind of woman.
Of course! It was the women--darned temptresses of lust--tossing their long-flowing, silky-smooth hair, batting their seductive mascara-laden eyelashes, flitting the tip of their forked tongues between their lipstick-candied lips at us while teasing us with their super-tight, form-fitting, bust-accentuating next-to-nothings that was the downfall of HWA, GTA and all they built!
Of course you can't blame 'em--no hot-blooded, hormone-raging man would pass up the chance to yank it out of their pants after that now would they?!?! Yep these guys sure were full of the Holy Spirit weren't they or methinks something a little more stronger than liquor for sure!
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