Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
While sitting at lunch in Tiberius on Galilee, I threw some break over the railing only to have catfish four+ feel long rise slowly to partake. I think I know the secret of walking on water in Galilee.
Don't worry about "blasphemy" Mr. Anon. Jesus gets a laugh out of how we have tried to figure out the stories. Besides, it never actually occurred so relax. Jesus took no offense.
He created Jay Leno, Jerry Lewis, the jailbird Ron Weinland, Jim Carrey, the idiot Rod Meredith, the late Jonathan Winters, Dr. Robert Thiel (hey Moe; hey Larry!), the multi multi millionaire little Joey "I shrank the Church and absconded with all the assets" Tkach, to name a few.
Yep, that God has quite a sense of humor telling us all through his Apostle that the return of Christ would be in 1975 in Prophecy, and then NOT sending his SUN as promised.
You know God has a sense of humor when he allowed the multi multi millionaire little Joey Tkach to abscond with all the Church assets paid for by the tithes, offerings, Holy Day Offerings, special offerings - and don't forget the all important Building Fund - of the dumb sheep.
"It was like stealing candy from a baby" said Pastor General Joseph Tkach, Jr.
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Blasphemy!
While sitting at lunch in Tiberius on Galilee, I threw some break over the railing only to have catfish four+ feel long rise slowly to partake. I think I know the secret of walking on water in Galilee.
Don't worry about "blasphemy" Mr. Anon. Jesus gets a laugh out of how we have tried to figure out the stories. Besides, it never actually occurred so relax. Jesus took no offense.
Sunwalksonwater
Actual picture of the Sun of God coming in the clouds of heaven and walking on the Sea of Galilee
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Astro. T. Ology
God has a wonderful sense of humor.
After all, he invented HWA and GTA, United's 'Council of Elders', Laurel and Hardy, Rodney Dangerfield, and Christine O'Donnell.
and don't forget Sarah Palin and the Three Stooges! yuk yuk yuk
United's 'Council of Elders' is the...
TWELVE STOOGES!
Yes, God has a wonderful sense of humor!
He created Jay Leno, Jerry Lewis, the jailbird Ron Weinland, Jim Carrey, the idiot Rod Meredith, the late Jonathan Winters, Dr. Robert Thiel (hey Moe; hey Larry!), the multi multi millionaire little Joey "I shrank the Church and absconded with all the assets" Tkach, to name a few.
Yep, that God has quite a sense of humor telling us all through his Apostle that the return of Christ would be in 1975 in Prophecy, and then NOT sending his SUN as promised.
You know God has a sense of humor when he allowed the multi multi millionaire little Joey Tkach to abscond with all the Church assets paid for by the tithes, offerings, Holy Day Offerings, special offerings - and don't forget the all important Building Fund - of the dumb sheep.
"It was like stealing candy from a baby" said Pastor General Joseph Tkach, Jr.
You gotta love God's sense of humor!
Richard
This is what happened, last time someone suggested the United Church of God was "better than the rest"!
"Who wants chowder?"
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