David C. Pack Admits He Made An Itty-Bitty Error, It is All Still True, but the Timing Was Off, That's All

Davey wants you to know that his prophecy was 100% correct, it is just that his timing was off.  apparently his impotent god lied to him the first go around.

Before covering vital points and scriptures that all should now keep in mind, it is of course obvious there was an error in the prophecy’s timing. There may be other details that are wrong. I always knew this and said it to the Church more than once. In fact, we are still learning additional elements of it.

Mr. Armstrong puzzled and puzzled and puzzled over certain much less complicated prophecies. He often said that things he learned came over time—not all right away, or even close in some cases. There are points we learned “late” in what is an enormously complex prophecy. We knew from early on in our pursuit of the truth that this prophecy did not carry with it the kind of time that Mr. Armstrong always had to properly sort through prophecies—ones that, however great in magnitude as we know some are, were simpler to understand.

Because Davey got caught with his pants down lying about something that never came true, Davey  and crew went back and changed dates to better fit his new understanding.

I will explain a week after the Feast EXACTLY what was misunderstood about the prophecy’s timing. It appears we will not be waiting a long time—not another year—for its fulfillment. (Earlier announcements have been corrected.) Next Friday, I will post another one detailing three crucial elements that were previously unexplained, with three more to be explained after the Feast. 

Make no mistake. THE PROPHECY STANDS. Because it was never my prophecy, but rather God’s, it WILL come to pass. The whether and what of the prophecy have not changed, only the WHEN.

This is the same bullshit that Armstrongite worshipers use today when they talk about HWA;s prophecies. Not a single one has ever come true, but they might some day in the future.