Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Satan Attacking God's Prophet: Bob Paul Micaiah Elijah Elisha Amos Jeremiah Thiel and He is NOT Happy!



Satan has launched an all out attack on the most important Church of God on earth today, particularly against it's leader, Bob Amos Thiel.  Satan is attacking his crediticals, his degrees, his ordination, his dreams, and much more more.  This attack is on par with the beginning of the famine of the word.  Satan's current attack is vicious and unrelenting. 

Prophet Amos Thiel writes:
There have long been false statements about me (Bob Thiel) on the internet.
Many come from people who completely fell away from the truth. Some, like fools, even claim that there is no God (Psalm 14:1).

Yet, there are others who claim to still be part of the Church of God.
On the internet, sometimes when lies are repeated often by various sources, many accept lies as facts.
Where has there ever been false statements about the lying prophet who took a simple ministerial blessing as an excuse to start his own splinter personality cult.  Its all a fact. 

Amos Thiel cannot stand the fact that other Church of God members find him to be a liar and a false prophet. From Rod Meredith and on down the denial of Amos Thiel's qualifications as a Church leader has been called into question. Everyone knows he is a liar and a fool, except for a few hundred opportunists that are interested in his money in Africa.  

Amos Thiel is particularly upset at John Carmack, whom I quoted in an earlier post.  John has correctly called Thiel out as an imposter and a fraud.  John calls out Amos Thiel's justification of using dreams to support his standing as a prophet and church leader.

Amos Thiel responds with a long post that actually never says much of anything.  But just for fun I'm going to post some of his silliness.

Amos Thiel compares himself to Joesph who dreamed dreams about himself.  Just as Joseph had dreams that came true, all of Amos Thiel's dreams have all come true...at least according to him.  Just as Joseph was mocked, so has been Amos Thiel.
First, if John Carmack would have paid more attention to the Bible, he would have realized that Joseph had dreams from God about himself (Genesis 37:5-10) and that he past on to others who criticized him for doing so (Genesis 37:10-11). Yet Joseph, and not the criticizers, was proven correct. Isaiah also had a vision/dream about his commission (Isaiah 6:1-8). So the idea that prophets cannot get messages about themselves to pass on is not true.
Next the prophet claims that he had a dream about Rod Meredith not talking to him.  What?  Who in the hell dreams about Rod Meredith not talking to them??????  Seriously?!?!?!?!  Dude...SERIOUSLY!!!!!
Second, in terms of results, one the of dreams I had clearly began to come to pass. I had a dream where Dr. R.C. Meredith, who at the time told me he considered me to be a personal friend, stopped talking with me–and this happened...
Like any good biblical prophet, the dreams of Bob Amos Thiel are so true that he dreamed that God was going to strike down Rod Meredith when he refused to listen and follow the prophet's admonitions.  Amos Thiel knew that God was going to strike down Rod and kill his wife.
Third, I did deliver a message to LCG minister (and then Council of Elder’s member, etc.)  Davy Crockett in August 2008 that one of the top leaders in that church was about to be struck with something if his word was not kept. Several weeks later, Dr. Meredith was struck with his first significant ministroke. I also attempted to convey a message to Dr. Meredith on December 19, 2011 that it seemed God was telling me that his wife was about to be struck with something serious. A few weeks later (per Dr. Meredith’s letter dated 1/12/12), Dr. Meredith reported that his wife (who was much younger than he) was stricken with stage four cancer (she later died on November 29, 2013).
There is one thing for sure about the god of Amos Thiel, its a magical god that COG members were taught to believe in. It does all kinds of fun cool things, like give strokes to people and kill them with cancer for ignoring the chosen prophet.  Can Thiel truly be this stupid?

Of course not!  God's spirit caused Amos Thiel to dream this!  It's a fact!
For these predictions, and others, I believe I was led by God’s Spirit to make them...
John Carmack correctly points out that Amos Thiel rebelled against Rod Meredith and the Living Church of God.  Amos Thiel is not happy with that statement.  He is incapable of doing anything wrong.  It's all LCG's fault that he left.
There was no ‘rebellion’ on my part. I asked the leadership of LCG to keep its word on many promises, and when it became clear that they would not do that, there was no alternative for me to do anything but leave LCG. I repeatedly tried to work with LCG, but as its leadership reneged on agreements and promises, it became clear to me that I had to distance myself, and I did prior to leaving–while still hoping that they would have the integrity to do what they promised and not teach errors that they knew their literature contained. But LCG did not have the integrity to lead the end time work (cf. Jeremiah 48:10) and since “the word of the Lord is right, And all His work is done in truth” (Psalms 33:4), I truly had to depart from LCG.
Two guesses as to who he now brings in to justify his actions...he's just like Herbert!  Just as Herbert went into a rebellious fit against Church of God 7 Day, so did Amos Thiel rebels against LCG.  Oh wait, that never happened.
What I did was reminiscent of what the late Herbert W. Armstrong did when he left CG7 
Amos Thiel claims that everything he has said is sound PROOF that the is not a liar.  How dare we be dismissive of this divisive fool! 
In this post, I have provided facts, scriptures, and links to back up my responses. John Carmack and others should realize that the Bible teaches: 
16 The sluggard is wiser in his own conceit than seven men that can render a reason. (Proverbs 26:16, KJV) 
I have provided many facts and reasons to back up my writings. John Carmack and others should ask themselves if they can accept reason or if they prefer dismissive conceit. 
Amos Thiel then goes into a long tirade about his bromance buddy Baron Karl-Theodor zu Gutenberg.  The good Baron is soon to be the leader of the Holy Roman Empire that will defeat America.  At least this is what the lying fool Amos Thiel keeps belching out.

Amost Thiel claims he is just like Apostle Paul and others:
What I have tried to do is follow Paul, Micaiah, Jeremiah, and others who have done this, though some have condemned me for this and use this as an improper reason not to believe what I say or write
I guess we can now call the prophet:  Overseer, Doubly Blessed, Bob Paul Micaiah Amos Jeremiah Thiel.

John Carmack also takes aim at Bob Paul Micaiah Amos Jeremiah Thiel establishing his personality cult for the money:
Here is another point John Carmack brought up:
4. Do the people benefit spiritually from the prophet’s ministry? 
No. The only benefit is Bob Thiel’s enrichment and supposed elevation of status. 
The innuendo from him is that I do this for money–which he calls enrichment.  That is completely and utterly false.  I do not take a salary from the Continuing Church of God, nor did I take one from the old Global or Living Church of God despite the over a decade of volunteer work I did. 
Bob Paul Micaiah Amos Jeremiah Thiel claims that he has 2,000 members around the world and has taken the gospel to all the earth. Yes he has, when pigs fly and Herbert comes back from the grace to whip the COG back into shape.  The delusional minds of Church of God psychopaths are endlessly entertaining.
As far as spiritual benefits go, around 2000 people say they are part of Continuing Church of God. I have personally baptized people from all the inhabited continents on the earth, except South America (and even there, I preached in Brazil). We may also have more materials in more languages than any other COG whose leaders were once part of the old WCG. Our magazine has been produced in 12 languages, in addition to English, to cite one example. And we are engaged in a project to get our booklets in several times that many languages.
That delusional mind is what makes absurd statements like these complexity false statements:
We in the Continuing Church of God are leading what I have termed ‘the final phase of the work’ (details are in the article The Final Phase of the Work). Also as far as spiritual benefits, in addition to our ministers, hosts, printed materials, and internet articles to support our members, we also produce sermons (ContinuingCOG channel) and sermonette (Bible News Prophecy channel) in English and African (CCOGAfrica channel) languages online. 
Also, I have done about 63 radio interviews since the formation of the Continuing Church of God in order to reach the world (Matthew 24:14; 28:19-20). And this does NOT include our Bible News Prophecyonline radio, which features both myself and John Hickey. Perhaps I should mention that I scheduled to do a two-hour radio interview today from a secular internet radio channel. We are doing the ‘Philadelphia‘ work (Revelation 3:7-13). 
Philadelphia work???????  Dave Pack is doing that!   
The Continuing Church of God has been the fastest growing COG since its formation in late 2012. It has exceeded the 30% growth in both membership and income in each of the years since it formed that the late Herbert W. Armstrong often pointed to as a proof of a blessing from God. While our growth rate will fluctuate, the Continuing Church of God is the only one of the ten largest COGs whose leaders had origins in the old Worldwide Church of God to do so. And we are on track for this growth in 2016 as well. 
Bob Paul Micaiah Amos Jeremiah Thiel's church is so mind boggling amazing that Dave Pack's superfantabulous Restore Church of God pales in comparison!  Never in human history has a Church of God gown so fast!  Even Herbert Armstrong was incapable of pulling such a feat.

Those that ignore Bob Paul Micaiah Amos Jeremiah Thiel are turning their backs on the spiritual food and nourishment that he has to offer. 
The fact that people like John Carmack do not want to get spiritual benefits from this work is sad.  Especially, because we can demonstrate how the Sardisian and Laodicean churches have serious errors in their respective prophetic understandings 
Next the prophet claims that Rod Meredith elevated him to the status he now claims. He now take son the mantle of prophet Elijah and Elisha.
As far as “elevation of status” goes, it was LCG’s Dr. Meredith who telephoned me and told me that God may consider me to be a prophet on October 3, 2008 and he told me in January 2009 if he was ever to appoint himself an apostle that he may ordain me a prophet, shows the view he himself once had. The fact that an LCG minister was later inspired to pray that God would grant me a ‘double-portion’ of His Spirit on December 15, 2011, and told me  that this was reminiscent of the passing of the mantle from the prophet Elijah to Elisha (2 Kings 2) then as well on on March 23, 2012, shows that this was not simply me taking a title, but accepting what happened 
Just how many titles can the prophet take on?  Every single one of them are delusions rolling around in his mind.

But never fear, God's prophet is just like Jesus, Paul, and Moses.  People criticized them all, just like they do Bob Paul Micaiah Elijah Elisha Moses Amos Jeremiah Thiel.
John Carmack and others seem to have little problem publicly bearing false witness. But we who will stand for the truth realize that many made false accusations against Jesus, Paul, Moses, Jeremiah, etc. 
We should all be blessed to have in our midst such an outstanding man of God.  It might make me reconsider about going back to the truth once delivered, now that I know exactly here it only resides.  
You too can read all of this wondrous truth here:  Bob Thiel Addresses Some False Statements From Accusers of the Brethren

Instead of reading Thiel's bullshit, check out Gavin Rumney's brilliant take down of Thiel's duplicity:  Bob Throws his toys at John



19 comments:

Byker Bob said...

At best, he was a mediocre blogger. Now he has rebelled against the people for whom he was a rather petulant apologist. Satan probably hasn't even noticed him because all the bullets he's firing are blanks.

BB

Anonymous said...

So, Satan is attacking Amos, trying to make him less famous.

Is there a Paypal or Crowdfunding address to help Satan in this effort?
I'd like to help.

BTW, I've been corresponding with Cookie Monster and Famous Amos (of cookie fame) about this, and they'd like to also help Satan battle bitter bob. Obviously, Dr. Seuss may also be interested in battling Dr. bitter bob and his buffoonish blended batter that doesn't matter.

Luv,
Splinterchips Ahoy!

DennisCDiehl said...

Poor Bob so desperately wants to be something he is not and never could be. What kind of human being needs to see themselves as spoken of in the Bible like a Dave Pack or periodically simply has to upgrade their titles to keep ahead of the competition for titles? I'd choke on the words "And yes brethren...I am an Apostle" as Dave declares much less to go on and claim to be any number of other Bible guys. Is that not mental illness on display???

The Minor Prophet Wars continue.....

Anonymous said...

Oh, so he's Elisha now? In the old days, Elisha wouldn't think twice about summoning a couple grizzly bears to straight-up murder a bunch of kids just for making fun of his bald spot. I hope for all our sakes our new modern-day Elisha has mellowed out a bit or at least joined the hair club for men.

Unknown said...

Dear Bob Thiel:

Since God has my telephone number and also my email, he is quite capable of sending me messages directly, without the use of a human intermediary such as yourself and your nightmares. Please do move "being a prophet" into the modern era and quit being so archaic!

Anonymous said...

I'll bet the real prophet Amos didn't have crooked bookcases...

Ronco

Chuckles said...

Attack, attack, attack, accuse, accuse, accuse. I do not stick up for Bob Thiel but some of you accuse and attack him and have no idea why except for what you have heard from others who accuse and attack, you feel you have to be a part of the name calling and accusations somehow. Some of the things being said are simply childish and foolish with the ridiculous name calling, it's getting to where people won't remember his real name because he has been given so many add on ones. And Connie, you are right, God does have your email and phone info, but don't expect a call too soon, and you can delete the email. Sure it's okay with proof to point out where a person is wrong and here is why, but on the other hand it's good to remember that when we do that, God tells us to speak evil of no man..

Anonymous said...

God tells us to speak evil of no man

I'm having some difficulty... which Scripture is that? Need book, chapter and verse.

Not sayin' you're wrong or anything, but just can't remember -- especially since even the Apostle Paul was wont to say some negative things about people once in awhile.

Anonymous said...

" Some of the things being said are simply childish and foolish with the ridiculous name calling"

You can depend on Armstrongism to inspire such foolishness!

Ronco

Byker Bob said...

Chuckles, the guy distinguished himself years ago as a kind of a brown-nosing doofus that LCG members resented when he first set up his COGwriter site. And it went straight down hill from that point on.

All he would need to do to get rid of the satire and riducule is to stop being ridiculous. But he won't. He seems to think that that is his calling, and that something great will result. It is a delusion. Plain and simple.

BB

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the attention given to Bob, given that his church is so small. Am I missing something?

Anonymous said...


Chuckles said...

“Some of the things being said are simply childish and foolish with the ridiculous name calling, it's getting to where people won't remember his real name because he has been given so many add on ones.”



I totally agree that the false prophets like Robert Thiel and David Pack and Gerald Flurry act like spoiled brats and have gotten too carried away with the childish and foolish and ridiculous names they call themselves, but if you try to tell them it is wrong they will throw a tantrum.

Anonymous said...

Chuckles, well since you agree that 'it's OK with proof to point out where a person is wrong,' Bob and other ministers hide trade. The proof is in the parable of the talents. They give lip service to cause and effect, but attack it in substance, by endlessly talking about give, help, serve, sacrifice. There is no trade, no cause and effect in helping, giving serving etc, but rather slavery with nice sounding names. The churches have been turned into plantations, that serve the ministers and their boot lickers.

Cheers TradingGuy

Anonymous said...

Well Chuckles, I am glad this site and Gavin's continue to expose Bob Thiel for the fraud that he is. This man is dangerous and is ruining lives both here and in Africa with his absurd teachings. God had nothing to do with Thiel's appointment. Mr. Meredith saw though his lies as did many others. Thiel is one sick twisted man!

Chuckles said...

Black Ops Mikey...All you had to do was Google where God said speak evil of no man, it's in Titus 3:2.

Chuckles said...

BB..I realize what you are saying about Thiel and I said right of that I do not stick up for him, I think he has taken upon himself something he is not. I am thankful blogs like this show him for what he is so we are not fooled by him. If you re-read what I said you will see the point I was trying to make which has nothing to do with agreeing with him, I am with you and agree with you on his delusion.

Anonymous said...

But Chuckles,
You're comment seemed to be clearly pissed off and attacking those who were making fun of Bitter Bob.
For you to say you are on the side of those making fun of Amos/Double Doody Head seems disingenuous.

On the other hand, it's good to hear you say that Bitter Bob is a nutcase.

Anonymous said...

Chuckles,
This is very interesting.
If the Bible states that God said 'speak evil of no man', does that mean that nowhere in the Bible is evil spoken of any man? And if not, does that indicate that the Bible contradicts itself?

And what about sarcasm? That's an age-old way of 'speaking evil' about people.
Does that mean God is pissed at Plato, Shakespeare and Charles Lutwidge Dodgson- along with so many other writers down throughout history that have used sarcasm to 'speak evil' of people?

Would God like to amend all the parts of books about Hitler, Herbie, Vlad Dracula, Elizabeth Bathory, Talat Pasha, Josef Mengele, Reinhard Heydrich, Osama bin Laden, Donald Trump, Saddam Hussein, Heinrich Himmler, Adolf Eichmann, Maximilien Robespierre, Kim Il Sung, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, Emperor Hirohito, Nero, Caligula, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Leopold II of Belgium, Tomas de Torquemada, Mao Zedong, Ivan the Terrible, Idi Amin, Pol Pot and Joseph Stalin that 'speak evil' of them?

Anonymous said...

"All you had to do was Google where God said speak evil of no man, it's in Titus 3:2."

...right after Titus 1:12, where it speaks evil of Cretans, profiling them all as liars...and then says it's true...which because it's a stereotype, couldn't be or have been true...

Funny thing is, this is a quote from Epimenides, who himself was a Cretan. So therefore, the statement, by its internal logic is a lie. This is called the Epimenides Paradox.

Titus is one of the pastoral epistles, which are the most contested of the epistles which internally claim to have been written by Paul. If it's a forgery not written by Paul, and is internally lying about having been written by Paul, could it have been inspired by a god who always tells the truth?

The funny thing is, the thing that the Cretans were all supposed to be lying about was the presence of a tomb of Zeus, suggesting that he was not a god after all, but only a mere mortal.

So this is the Biblical-Epimenides Paradox:

A) Is the book of Titus genuine, in which case:
1) god speaks evil of some men, right before contradicting himself, saying not to speak evil of any men, thus proving god to be a hypocrite by not practicing what he preaches?
2) god repeats a lie and claims that this lie is the truth?
3) god is claiming that Zeus is in fact an immortal god?

B) Is the book of Titus a forgery, in which case:
1) the biblical canon, if inspired, must have been inspired by a god who lies?
2) christianity is a lie?

Either way, if there is some supernatural consciousness behind the bible, since he would have to be a liar, would he be worthy of worship?