Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
Last Dave Pack sermon you will ever have to listen to----
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
How presumptuous! Actually, it's up to Jesus to decide who gets to work face to face with Him.
First, however, Jesus will need to straighten Dave out, and to tell Dave who he really is! Elijah, Zerubbabel, Joshua, "that prophet", or just plain Dave. If Dave accepts the correction? I think his claim is probably still a stretch. There may be a little weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Dave's right on schedule to announce that he is the returned Jesus. He used to take dozens of hours just to lead up to "And yes Brethren, I am an Apostle" but now he just tells the brain dead outright who he thinks he is cutting down on all the seat gyrating time.
I wonder how much wear and tear those seats have from all the gyrating? Maybe some of that common is for new chairs? Exactly what is gyrating anyway? Is it a form of fidgeting, maybe from getting tired and trying to not fall asleep during services?
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Last Dave Pack sermon you will ever have to listen to----
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
How presumptuous! Actually, it's up to Jesus to decide who gets to work face to face with Him.
First, however, Jesus will need to straighten Dave out, and to tell Dave who he really is! Elijah, Zerubbabel, Joshua, "that prophet", or just plain Dave. If Dave accepts the correction? I think his claim is probably still a stretch. There may be a little weeping and gnashing of teeth.
BB
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Dave's right on schedule to announce that he is the returned Jesus. He used to take dozens of hours just to lead up to "And yes Brethren, I am an Apostle" but now he just tells the brain dead outright who he thinks he is cutting down on all the seat gyrating time.
This will be over soonish...
There were a few loons when I was a student, but I think the ratio increased as time went on. Dave Pack certainly qualifies as one.
I wonder how much wear and tear those seats have from all the gyrating? Maybe some of that common is for new chairs? Exactly what is gyrating anyway? Is it a form of fidgeting, maybe from getting tired and trying to not fall asleep during services?
I hope you’re right Dennis. I’m getting so tired of waiting.
The only time that Pack would see Yahshua face to face, is when Yahshua tells him, 'Depart from Me into outer darkness.'
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