Monday, October 17, 2022

Thank You Dave! Jesus Finally Returns Tomorrow on My Day Off! (Based on the current confusing and convoluted sermons and updates)

 So...

Matthew 24:36

“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Butt...

 Dave Pack has it nailed at day, hour and minute!

11:03 AM eastern on Tuesday, October 18.

But...


"Nuh uh...I don't think so"



12 comments:

Zippo said...

Dave keeps predicting things that never happen.
Bob keeps predicting things that already happened.
They followed Dr. Hoeh, who wrote the history of things that never happened.

DW said...



I wonder what WE will say at 11:04, when it is proven that once again, WE were wrong.

I am starting to wonder if even the broken clocks are wrong twice a day in Dave's nuthouse!

Anonymous said...

Man, the tribulation wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be!

If I recall, Weinland did the same thing and spiritualized it away.

Anonymous said...

To further butt..ress what the COgs don't know what they are talking about, including today: The unholy day plan of Herbert:
Passover, 14th, the first feast of 7. No.
DUB, 15th-21st, 2nd feast. No. DUB is first feast of 3 feasts (Ex 23:14-16), 14th-20th.
Pentecost, third feast. No. Second feast.
“Trumpets”, 4th feast. No. Is a sabbath of clamor, a memorial, trumpets not specified.
Atonement, 5th feast. No. Is a sabbath, a fixed time (mistranslated “feasts” in Lev 23:2).
FOT, 6th feast. No. Is the 3rd feast.
LGD, the 8th day, the 7th feast. No. Is a sabbath, not a feast, the sabbath (John 9:14) after the LGD of John 7:37 which is the 21st, the last day “of the feast”.



Anonymous said...

But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

This scripture seems to be misinterpreted 99% of the time.

It does not say nobody will ever know.

It just means that when Jesus said that, 2000 years ago, nobody knew.



Anonymous said...

Please do not mix up things. Did you know better than Dr Hoeh? Give us the right events of history. 😭😭😭😭

Unknown said...

Damn! I slept right through it!

Mark Wolfe said...

How many times will the boy continue to cry wolf?

His words have proven to be worthless. Of ZERO value.

Anonymous said...

Dave should move over to the "climate crisis". Then he can be wrong every time and build a larger following.

Anonymous said...

What has happened to Brad? Haven't heard much about the number two guy at the Wadsworth compound. Has he defected?

Anonymous said...

It is so strange to me as to why this guy is not thrown out on his head by his members. It just goes to show how much of a chokehold this form of Satanic authoritarianism has over people. This is how people eventually wind up drinking purple cool aid.

Anonymous said...

If anyone were to have the title of "Cruella DeVille of the Armstrong Movement", it would be Dave Pack. Dave's dalmatians are getting mighty antsy though.