Wednesday, December 4, 2024

The Continuing Church of Chigololo


The Great Bwana Bob had better whip up some of his homeopathic brews and ship them over to Africa to cure the rampant chigololo going on there in his leadership. 

Sources have again confirmed the truth that Radson Molowzoa does have a new wife (Patrisha Sambani). His ex-wife divorced him around 3 years ago for adultery. 

Terry Nelson reported this to Dr Bob Thiel way over a year ago and even showed Dr Thiel a picture of Radson holding a woman. Radson told Dr Thiel it was a cousin (Patrisha Sambani). Really? 

Sources have also confirmed a phone conversation between a top CCOG leader and a Hope of Israel leader. The leader in the CCOG said, quote "I will have no part in bringing Radson M. And his ex-wife together....Radson has a new wife, let him stay put". 

This CCOG leader also said Dr Bob needs to fire Radson, as he is a liar, adulterer, and rampant fornication machine. He has no churches in Malawi as the people don't trust him.. 

The CCOG Leader also said, hopefully, Dr Thiel will do the right thing before it's too late. Sources have also confirmed a letter written to Evans and Dr Thiel from 2 top CCOG men saying Radson does have a new wife, and Thiel must be told. 

A top CCOG leader apparently has this letter and plans on releasing it soon unless action is taken. 

Many reports are coming in praising Sosten L., as the most caring man for the CCOG brethren. Let's hope for the best......


CHINYANJA (CHICEWA) language translates chigololo as:
"improper sexual conduct or adultery"

 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Great White Bwana Bob is just an Americanized version of a Malawian witch doctor. Both peddle herbs and lies, deceiving the brethren.

Ronco said...

Fun stuff!

BTW, I had to switch from MS Edge to Chrome browser to post comments to this blog in it's new format- does anyone else have this problem?

Anonymous said...

Sources close to Terry Nelson say it really bothers Terry and his 2 Sons that Dr Thiel continues to label Terry a Talebarering accuser of the Brethren, when in fact everything Terry and the former Sasha Veljic said are very true. Nelson only wanted to protect Dr Thiel, but was betrayed for the likes of Evans Ocheing and Radson Molowzoa. The former đź’” Heartbroken Sasha Veljic repeatedly told Terry, that your wasting your time showing Dr Bob Thiel any Evidences, he'll never give up his sacred Cow Evans Ocheing and Mini -me Radson Molowzoa. Sources also say that Veljic before he died was working on a book titled " The African Shim Sham Sand Dance of the Continuing Church of God and BOB THIEL " detailing
the corruption and gross sins of Evans Ocheing and Radson Molowzoa

Galacticus said...

These goings on of CCoG in Africa have become more like the pseudoepigraphic adventures of Richie Spermatozoa and the gang from Flatbush.

We studied hard to "get" advanced mathematics in honors courses in high school, only to be told that all solutions are completely imaginary. That knowledge tempered my understanding of Armstrongism, and seems especially powerful as one attempts to comprehend Theilology.

R.L. said...

he is a liar, adulterer, and rampant fornication machine.

Am I glad Motown cleaned up that language for soul music years ago. Otherwise, I would have missed... well, some Miracles.