Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Touch Not the Scroll That Gloweth: On the Spiritual Dangers of Electronic Bibles


Touch Not the Scroll That Gloweth: On the Spiritual Dangers of Electronic Bibles

By Elder Rev. Dr. Percival Thaddeus Grone


Beloved Saints and Those Yet Unplugged,

I have read with a mixture of gratitude and grave concern the recent ministerial report from Charlotte, in which Presiding Evangelist Gerald E. Weston raises a cautious hand regarding the use of electronic Bibles from the pulpit. While I commend Brother Weston—long respected for his efforts to preserve what remains of order in the Church—for identifying a potential spiritual compromise, I must note that his language bears the soft edges of a newer dialect, one more common among the cautious pragmatists than the prophetic remnant.

He speaks of “rare and legitimate exceptions.” He acknowledges the usefulness of digital tools. And thus begins the descent.

It saddens me, truly, to see even formerly unmoving pillars begin to lean—ever so slightly—toward the flickering glow of cultural accommodation. What begins as allowance soon becomes adoption; what is tolerated from the pulpit today is translated into doctrine tomorrow. Brother Weston speaks of “unintended consequences.” I speak of incipient digital abomination.

Let us be clear: this is not a matter of screen vs. page. This is a matter of scroll vs. sorcery.

Of Tablets and Temptations

It was upon stone tablets that the original Commandments were delivered. Stone, beloved. Not plastic. Not lithium. And certainly not something requiring a USB-C to receive divine power. To hold a glowing rectangle aloft in the pulpit is not merely poor optics—it is optical delusion. The flickering glow of an e-reader is no match for the weight of vellum and ink. A Bible app may contain the words of Scripture, but it is not the Word. It is a replica of righteousness, a simulacrum of sanctity, a backlit blasphemy.

Does the serpent not also illuminate? “For Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light” (2 Corinthians 11:14). And yet we bring forth light from our laps and call it holy?

Swiping Away the Sword

In the glory days, a man knew his Bible. He turned its pages, and the rustling of onion-skin parchment was as the sound of the Spirit moving over the face of the waters. Today, the page is replaced by the swipe—an action nowhere endorsed by apostolic hand. With each swipe, we lose our grip. The sword of the Spirit becomes not a double-edged blade, but a blinking cursor.

Shall we not consider how swiftly heresy spreads when transmission requires no ink? When a false gospel may be downloaded in milliseconds? When the red-letter words of Christ are displayed in Comic Sans, beneath a notification from TikTok?

Indeed, I recently witnessed a young minister attempt to quote Habakkuk, only to be interrupted by a push alert from something called “Fantasy Football.” I ask you: what is fantasy, if not doctrine divorced from discernment?

The Scroll as Covenant


Brethren, the book—the physical, printed book—is not a convenience. It is a covenantal object. When a man opens the leather-bound Word, he is not merely reading; he is entering into a tactile pact. He feels the covenant. The crackling of the spine, the marginalia of his forebears, the faint scent of mildew and sanctification—all these things testify that the Word of God is not a thing to be streamed.

No revival has ever broken out over a Kindle.

The Rise of the Digital Beast


Let us now speak plainly: this is not just a technological transition. It is the soft preamble to the Beast System. When the Man of Sin arrives, he shall not wield a scroll. He shall brandish a device. And many shall say unto him, “Siri, open to Matthew chapter 24,” and it shall be opened—but it shall not be understood.

Revelation warns of a mark without which no man can buy or sell. Might we also imagine a future in which no man can preach or teach without first logging in?

Already I have heard whispers of algorithmic translations—Scripture adjusted in real time to suit the emotional needs of the reader. This is not exegesis. This is exe-gnosis—the hidden, digital heresy of those who seek to code the cross.

Prescriptions for the Elect

To those who are tempted by the convenience of glowing Bibles, I offer these apostolic remedies:
  • Preach only from a hard copy, preferably one bound in animal hide, not neoprene.
  • Never trust a verse that comes with a hyperlink.
  • Refrain from charging your Bible. The Word of God requires no adapter.
  • If your Bible requires a software update, throw it into the sea (Revelation 18:21).
If you must use an electronic Bible due to failing eyesight or weak lighting, cover the device with organic sackcloth when not in use, and make daily intercession for discernment lest you be led astray by the “scrolls of silicon.”

Final Exhortation

Brother Weston’s concern is not misplaced, only mismeasured. We cannot afford to manage this issue with administrative restraint when apostolic urgency is required. We must not settle for policies when the times demand prophecy.

Let the remnant remain watchful. Let us not trade ink for interface. Let us not exchange the scroll for the screen. For the Word was made flesh—not firmware.

Stand firm. Turn pages. Resist the swipe. And remember, “Thy word is a lamp unto my feet”—not a blue light unto my face.

Steadfast in print,

Percival Thaddeus Grone

Elder Rev. Dr. Percival Thaddeus Grone

Senior Lecturer in Scrollology and Prophetic Interface Studies.
Dean Emeritus of the Portable Tabernacle Technology Advisory Board
Still Watching Since 1844

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Could I get your 181 year app?

Anonymous said...

‘ No revival has ever broken out over a kindle’.
Not yet anyway. Kindle has only been around since 2007 A D
Yes it is true the commandments were delivered to Israel on stone tablets.
The BIG issue is the kind of stone we are talking about here.
Gray stone, limestone, slate, old stone, new stone, white stone, black stone, meteor stone, rough round small smooth jagged stone etc etc etc. Important issues that need to be clarified. Some interesting bible studies ahead as we seek to determine what is the correct structure of the tablets used. If we can determine what the stones were used here, we should be able to accurately understand without difficulty many of the prophetic writings written for our warning within the scriptures. Electronic Bibles are the least worry here. To those of you who are old a sensitive nature and voted for Kamala Harris last election this comment here of mine is entirely in jest. Now back to my kindle, where was I ………….

Anonymous said...

I think I am beginning to understand the wisdom of those who print e-mails to read them.

(Of course, it would be better if they wrote them out by hand on a fine-quality parchment to read them. But at least they're not fully sunk into the ways of the heathens.)

Anonymous said...

Elder Grone is a dangerous heretic. He talks of the "spine" of God's Word. That is a lie straight from the pit of Hell. A "spine" is earthly, belonging to mortal creatures. God's Word cannot have a "spine." God's Word is divine, residing only on a scroll.

This is why the satanic purveyors of electronic "Bibles" delight in asking their deceived users to "scroll" through the Bible. They are counterfeiting God's true communication.

Anonymous said...

Could we please get a clarification from Mr Weston as to whether we ought to read the Bible in Hebrew and Greek, or if Latin is acceptable.

I assume Tyndale is one of those modernising heretics, presumptive to translate God's word into the tongue of the commoners. How gauche!

Anonymous said...

What kind of stone was used for the original tablets that Moses broke in pieces? Nowadays we use abundant silicon as the stone for tablets. So is silicon inferior to limestone or granite or whatever stone Moses had to use when he rewrote the tablets?
Are we talking here about upon this Rock which is Christ vs the rock which is Peter? I wonder what another LCG'er than me would say about this here stuff.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a geologist, but if you believe the Mountain in Saudi Arabia, Jabal al- Lawz (name means the Mountain of Almonds) is the real Mountain from Exodus, then the Ten Commandments tablets are likely on granite. Calc-alkaline granite, an light coloured granite is what the Mountain is known for. But at higher elevations the granite is darkened and the rock type is called pre-cambrian basalt.

Anonymous said...

It's the "pharisaical" approach, where you start adding restrictions, that's not even in the bible.

Avoura said...

"It was upon stone tablets that the original Commandments were delivered. Stone, beloved. Not plastic. Not lithium. And certainly not something requiring a USB-C to receive divine power." -- yes, we should all read bible printed on stone tablets only. Or maybe just tablets, such as an Android tablet? Or should we just stay in the Stone Age?