Greetings Banneditos!
These are the words of myself to the good folk at BannedbyHWA, who holds the seven stars in my right hand and walks among the seven golden lampstands: 2 I know your deeds, your hard work, and your perseverance. I know that you cannot tolerate wicked men, that you have tested those who claim to be apostles but are not, and have found them false. 3 You have persevered and have endured hardships for my name, and have not grown weary...
It has come to my attention that "Apostle", I never knew him, David C Pack is spreading, and I mean spreading, the rumor that I will be returning tomorrow. As well, I am supposed to return to the Land of Ohio, of which I have never heard. Besides, it is Super Bowl Weekend. Why would I return on Super Bowl weekend? I have plays to inspire and underdogs to grant their prayers of victory to, or not depending on how I feel.
So just to be clear. I have no intention of returning anywhere tomorrow. Dad won't say when I am supposed to but after talking with him, it is clear to me that he is also busy and not trending at all in that direction. Dad does like football however as he says it reminds him of the good old days when he was smiting just about every nation that got in the way of his chosen people. Speaking of football...who is Bob Thiel? Love the nicknames. Bobel-on and on-ia, Bobbalonia and Bobamiah. LOL...you guys! We didn't pick him as a salesman either but when he flaps his arms and hands, the whole Host of Heaven gets a chuckle! And those curtains!
Dad also said that returning on a Friday would put pressure on keeping the Sabbath Holy and restful. He's read the Book of Revelation, which BTW, I did not inspire either, and he's leaning more to a return on a Monday so at least we have the majority of the week to clean up before the next Sabbath.
I did pass along all 258 sermons DCP gave on why Dad and I simply have to return on all those dates now past. Dad listened to the first one but pretty quickly delegated to me saying he had no time for such rubbish. I agreed and neither did I so passed it on to Lucifer thinking perhaps he could get some good ideas out of it all. He just threw the whole thing in the fire and kinda chuckled asking again "who wrote this? The name sounds familiar".
At any rate, I'm not returning tomorrow and I just wanted to get that out there. Just a reminder. I was nailed to a cross, not a boomerang! Dad and I are seriously thinking of cutting out all these salesmen/middlemen thinking it was a mistake to count on them from the beginning. Talk about the game "Telephone". The original conversation got garbled real quick long before it got to David C Pack. But my sense is he garbled it up one last time just so there was no discernable truth left in the original message. Some humans, evidently, just like to muck up stuff like that for gain and fun. We'll speak with him personally soon enough.
And too, Dad and I have tweaked the message just enough so I actually don't have to return at all. We decided to go with you live, you better believe on me, you do, you die and up to Heaven you come! I called it "the Simplicity in Me" program. I'm really a nice guy and please don't equate me with my Dad's OT attitudes. And please don't tell him I said that! I'm working on him. Dave Pack is way way too complicated and frankly, I can't imagine how he managed to keep those people gyrating in their seats as long as he has. But trust me. There is a rest for the people of God and we have scheduled it to begin this coming Friday evening at Sunset.
Love to all. You have tried those who say they are Apostles and are not and I thank you!
Good job!
Your Friend
Jesus
PS and too... I don't consider you scoffers. It wasn't me or dad who came up with that "a thousand years is as a day and a day as a thousand years." Whoever wrote that seemed unable to say, "guess we were mistaken" and had to blame someone for "not getting it." I know you are just good observers of the obvious and willing to speak up. Good on ya!
