Here is an excerpt from a blog talking about Six Pack. Even with that flashy new Auditorium he still can't get respect!
In his magazine Flurry writes an article in each issue detailing how America is falling apart because her youth do not follow his interpretation of God's values. This includes but is not limited to articles on how Universities undermine America's values: “American colleges and universities actually encourage people to indulge in SOME OF THE MOST REPUGNANT IMMORALITY IN THE HISTORY OF MAN! We lead the world to sexual immorality” (Flurry is a fan of random capitalization). Sexual interaction between consenting individuals at universities represent “SOME OF THE MOST IMMORAL ACTS IN HUMAN HISTORY”, right after the invention of science. In short, sex is the cause of the downfall of America.
Apparently, God was also responsible for the Haiti earthquake because the people there weren’t Christian enough – if you think of it, Flurry is actually a couple of notches more insane than Pat Robertson, though less influential. Oh, and Germany is ruled by the Nazis – that is, the old Nazis, since they survived WWII and are still running shop, apparently (visit the website here). He is really scared of Germany.
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The cause of the downfall of America -- if we positively, absolutely have to have one -- is "leaders" like Gerald Flurry: Narcissistic sociopathic amoral spendthrift bankrupt alcoholics with no redeeming social values.
“SOME OF THE MOST IMMORAL ACTS IN HUMAN HISTORY”, right after the invention of science. In short, sex is the cause of the downfall of America.
He's not getting any since the wife died. This is causing him problems. Perhaps a build up of semen on the brain. A rather common dilemma for prophets and apostles!
One of the solutions is to remarry before the first anniversary of your formers death.
The other is to sleep on your back, (or so I have been told once by a certain dead apostle) to allow for nocturnal emissions (EPA regulated) to take place.
Immoral acts aren't limited to sex.
Some involve breaking up families.
Hey Douglas ,
"Immoral acts aren't limited to sex.
Some involve breaking up families."
That point needs to be a warning label super imposed after every message an Armstrong Parrot squawks .
Concise and irrefutable .
wess
Anonymous said, "In short, sex is the cause of the downfall of America."
MY COMMENT - When I think about it, sex was the downfall of the Worldwide Church of God. Herbert Armstrong excummicated his own son and heir apparent because of Garner Ted's infidelity and sexual immorality. There is no reason to believe that the WCG would not have continued with its traditional doctrines (perhaps with some reform) had GTA inherited the Church.
Richard
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