Saturday, October 10, 2020

Day 1 after the return of Dave Pack's "christ"

Jesus knocks at Dave's door 
waiting to be let in.
 

Well, here we are. It is the Last Great Day of the Feast of Tabernacles 2020. It is one day after the creature "christ" of Dave Pack's prophecy was suppose to have appeared to Dave and his little flock. Once more, Dave has been proven to be a liar. 

Restored Church of God members are surely disappointed, yet again. Now they will have to continue making loan payments on the money to borrowed to send to Dave. They will have to go back to work when they get home and associate with the unconverted masses of the world. House payments will need to be made. Car payments sent in. Oh, the humanity! Ghastly days!

We will soon hear from Dave many excuses as to why his creature did not arrive as scheduled. 

"Brethren, Christ had to delay his coming because you did not believe me! The church needs to have a fast now in order for all of you to repent of your unbelief." 

"Brethren, God has revealed further knowledge to me as to the timing." 

"Christ has delayed his coming because this little work has a tremendous mind-boggling thing yet to do!"

"Brethren, I lied to you. All of these things I have told you are just figments of my imagination. I am sorry."

"We need to root out the unbelievers in the church and the ministry so that we can finish this mighty work!"

"Christ expects us to give all we have now in order to prepare a place for him to return to."

5 comments:

Feastgoer said...

Not so fast, now. His sermon on day 1 (before it was taken down) indicated the return would take place by the end of the month. Tishri still has a week to go.

Anonymous said...

Subsequent messages said it had to be before the end of the Feast. I am sure he will change the timeline as he always does, but his time is up. Don't faint in heart Dave, you will get it next time! Keep guessing, one is bound to work!!

Anonymous said...

why does RCG have any membership left?

oh yeah, for the same reason TBN has any viewership....

Anonymous said...

No, it will never happens, ever. His religion is from times in ancient history when they made it up to explain what we now know is explainable. And many of the stories are simply myth and spin off from other old myths. It will never ever happen like he or any other religious business man are selling it. They all push the bs on the gullible believers and suck them dry to find building projects, jet airplanes, and lavish lifestyles. They are con men.

Anonymous said...

Dave Pack is just having fun playing with people's minds and getting attention to himself. Psychopaths enjoy those kinds of things. Kind of like Benjamin.