Monday, September 19, 2022

Crackpot Prophet And His Big Meanie Beast Of Revelation

 




After a night of bad Chinese food, the Great Bwana to Africa and 199 Caucasians had another nightmare which revealed to him what the Beast of Revelation will look like. Bwana Bob's bromance with Baron Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg has apparently went back in the closet.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

‘After a night of bad Chinese food….’

Pork fried rice Bob?
Pork belly and vegetable Bob?
Can cause flatulence, wind to the uneducated among us; if over indulging.

Art work is impressive though Bob, me thinks however that a vegetarian diet is more suitable for you and would help you sleep better at night without nightmares about those pesky Germans or Catholics or………

Hoss said...

This image was used recently when Bob felt he had to correct the errors of another group. With the eclectic bag of beliefs he inherited, he'd be better off examining his own repertoire of recycled dogmas.

I'm still a little curious over why he blew a gasket over someone stating we are to "build a relationship with God".

Tonto said...

Did Herbal "Almost Arrested Prophet Beto" accidentally ingest some "magic mushrooms" or some "Jimson Weed"???

DW said...

As if Bob Thiel could even begin to understand the beast of Revelation, much less impart the correct understanding of it...he's dreaming! A nightmare for his <100 members.

What are you doing Bob? Do your 100 members know about Rod Meredith stating, in no uncertain terms, that NOBODY in the church thought you were a prophet? Do they know about the letter he sent you, basically calling you an arrogant, know it all that had as best, bugged everybody in the church, or at worst, seriously offended them? Do they know he told you you were full of pride and for your own good, needed to either cut it out or be disfellowshipped? Are they aware of any of these facts?

Shame on you, Bob. You are a deceitful worker, doing whatever you want to make yourself a "big man" in the work. You couldn't play nicely with the other kids, so set off to anoint yourself a prophet and lead people to their eternal damnation. How about just learning what Christianity is and becoming a follower of Jesus? It is more than enough for all of us, because it is NOT ABOUT US!! It is about Him and what He did for all who believe. You disgrace His Holy Name every time you open your mouth.

Anonymous said...

Was Bob smoking crack when the envisioned this picture? There is really nothing frightening about this picture. The central creature is more of a hybrid pussy cat with a dinosaur. Kids would love that. The lions on teh side are not fearsome and ferocious. This creature is as impotent as Bob is in his ministry. Ineffectual and silly. Its no wonder Rod Meredith considered him a blowhard.

Anonymous said...

God is so humble He doesn't allow a pic of Himself, and His Word is inerrant. Bob is the opposite, has his pic on his website and his signature verse next to the pic is in error.

RSK said...

More like a weenie beast...

Anonymous said...

The Beast of Rev 13:1 has been around since just after WWII and the atom bombs being dropped. HWA et Al were blinded to its existence, just as the split offs are today.

The seven heads and ten horns are the G7, and the ten zones that the Club of Rome created just after WWII.

Donald Trump most likely will return as the King of the North.

The BRICS nations are the Kings from the East.

Iran is the King of the South.

All leading to Armageddon as spelled out in Dan 11:40-44, Rev 16:12-16.

I grew up reading garbage like 1975 in Prophecy.