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Featuring such irresistible earworms as:
As An Ambassador
The Worldwide Church of God
Be Strong
The Golden Oil
Picture this glorious scene:
You and your family huddled together after sunset, kicking off the Sabbath with heartfelt sing-alongs to these catchy tunes. Because nothing says "divine inspiration" quite like budget production values paired with lyrics about reclaiming long-lost auditoriums and restoring the one true church.
Who needs modern worship bands when you can have nostalgic hymns about Pasadena real estate dreams all beautifully sung by AI computers possessed by demons?
Who says God doesn't work in mysterious ways?
Clearly, He saves His best chart-toppers for the guy single-handedly trying to buy back the Ambassador Auditorium one overpriced CD at a time. Move over, heavenly choirs—this is the soundtrack the end times have been waiting for.
Tracks:
1. Now God Knows
3. On God’s Sabbath
4. Be Strong
5. The Golden Oil
7. Glorify His Name
8. As An Ambassador
9. The Worldwide Church of God
10. The Family of His Name


3 comments:
Wow, look at that typography, not even properly centered, and those orange-tinted images to remind us of the 1970s. But no link to the album?
I added links, for some reason it got cut off when originally posting.
I listened to some of those tracks. Not bad, obviously AI generated. Quite pleasant to listen to overall. The words sometimes are rather repetitive, and too much mention of Worldwide Church of God in "As An Ambassador", which is also overly repetitive.
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