Wednesday, June 5, 2013

E. W. King: We Have A Message!!!!!!



The King is boasting today that he has a message for all of you.  Your salvation is only assured if you join up with his church.  All the other COG splinter groups are circling the drain because of their untruth.  Glorious light can only be found in COGSTTR or WCG, depending on the mood at the moment.

For all of you poor idiots out there in the splinter groups, King wants you to know he has the answer.  Truth lies with him and him alone.  He is that shepherd ready to gather you home to the REAL truth.

The false pastors of all the Laodicean groups and false denominations have scattered God’s flock. After the death of Mr. H.W.Armstrong “…they were scattered, because there is no shepherd: and they became meat to all the beasts [fake teachers] of the field [splinter groups], when they were scattered.” (Ezekiel 34:5)

God warns the false teachers: “Thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my flock at their hand, and cause them to cease from feeding the flock; neither shall the shepherds feed themselves any more; for I will deliver my flock from their mouth, that they may not be meat for them.” (Ezekiel 34:10) God has not forgotten His true people nor has He left them without guidance.
This coming home malarkey also to pertains to all of the heretics that attend a "worldly" church.  You are to immediately go and tell your minister/pastor/priest that you are leaving.  DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Plain Truth is found only in God’s one true church, the Church of God. The fallen churches today may claim to advocate worship of the true God of the Bible and may use the name of His son, Jesus Christ, but of what value is this if they are contaminated with Babylonish doctrines and practices? The Bible warns; “Come out from among them; and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.” [2 Corinthians 6:17] We must make the choice to make a clean break from false religious systems and join God’s true church, the Church of God. If we wish not to be like those gathered at the temple of Baal in Jehu’s time….they were destroyed at God’s command, then we must “come out” from among them and take our stand with God. We must inform whatever our present denomination is that we will not be attending it any longer.

Ron Weinland: There Was No One To Teach Me About The Job and Function Of A Prophet



Poor Ron.  He had no one to guide him on what a prophet should be doing or how to function as one.  Kind of reminds me of Bob Thiel.  Since he has appointed himself the job of prophet he too has not understood anything.  Armstrongism is filled with these kind of crazy men!

We will now return to that sermon given on February 2, 2008, that was entitled, “The 144,000 Are Sealed!” Earlier, I mentioned some of what I said in the very beginning of that sermon. At that time I did not know that God had made me an apostle to His Church back on Pentecost of 1998. All that I grasped was that God was working with me as a prophet, but I didn’t fully comprehend how. There was no one to teach me about the job and function of a prophet in God’s ministry. This was because there was no such position used by God through Philadelphia or on into Laodicea until the time God placed me into that position.
Ron's weak impotent pussy-whipped god was too bored to inform Ron he was wrong.  His god must have had a great laugh watching Ron make an ass of himself.
As an apostle and minister to God’s Church, it was my responsibility to preach and teach about this to God’s people. Based on how God had trained me to exercise judgment with all truth we had to that moment in time, I concluded that God was revealing to us that on that specific day in February of 2008 that the 144,000 had been sealed. I was wrong. Yet if God had desired to do so, He could have revealed that it was not on that specific day that the sealing had occurred. God had only revealed that the meaning of the 1335 days was about the sealing of the 144,000. I drew the wrong conclusion from what was revealed, as I only understood part of what was being revealed.

Weinerdude then closes his epistle with talking about how great it was to set dates for his christ to come and to have it all fall into place.  Um........dingbat....................um..............your "christ" hasn't returned on any date you have set yet.

Ron Weinland: There Is No Way To God Or Even A Relationship With Him Except Through HWA and His Teachings



Ron Weinland, the convicted lunatic celebrated his 64th birthday in prison as a felon this this past week.  Being imprisoned allows him a lot of free time to write absurd memos to his dwindling flock and his co-conspirator in criminal activity, Laura the second witless witness.

His latest blurb has this about there being only one way to God.  He's not talking about Jesus, he is talking about HWA being the only way.

During Philadelphia, there was only one way to come into the Church of God and to receive spiritual knowledge of the 21 Truths that the Church was built upon during that period of time. That one way was through what God revealed and restored to His Church through a single human being   God’s apostle at the time   Herbert W. Armstrong. There was NO other way for one to enter God’s Church or to have a relationship with God.

Once people came into God’s true Church, they entered into judgment and were then being judged by their own judgments   whether such were righteous and based upon God’s word or not. 

Van Robison on "Sacred Cows"


Sacred Cows




Pet beliefs among the many different groups of church goers and believers in God are many.    Indeed there is something very strange about human beings, in that pet beliefs form and shape what people think and do.  For example the sacred cow of some groups is to "keep" the Saturday Sabbath.   In reality they don't "keep" the Saturday Sabbath, they just think they do.   They think that by going to church on Saturday, they are set-apart from all others who do not.   Well yes, they are set apart as quite odd and cultist.  No doubt God must think such people are really quite strange, because indeed they are.   God is not impressed and does not assign brownie-points in heaven for Sabbath observers.

Sacred cows are for humans, not for God/Jesus Christ.   Jesus taught that LOVING others is paramount and considered Sabbath observance as irrelevant, and naturally He would because Jesus Christ IS the REST those who understand enter into.   When Jesus and His disciples walked through farm fields, plucked and ate corn-on-the-cob, the religious self-righteous accused them of "breaking" the Sabbath.   Of course Jesus could care less what they thought, because He was commander and chief of the Sabbath.   Far more important to Jesus, was not plucking corn on the Sabbath, but humility, love and compassion, which was foreign to the pastors of the common folk.

Religious sacred cows, such as "tithing" and "obeying those who have the rule over you", Sabbath observance, "Holy" day observance and such are all totally inconsequential to "love your neighbor as you love yourself", "do unto others as you would have them do unto you", "blessed are the peacemakers", "blessed are the meek", "blessed are the merciful" and so forth.

Will the self-righteous church goers ever see the light of day?  MOO MOO!


Van Robison

PCG's Ron Fraser Mocks DSM-5 Because The PCG Is An Authority On Mental Illness



Philadelphia Church of God's Ron Fraser has written an article on mental illness.  Of course, as any COG leader is fit to do, he mocks and ridicules those that attempt to work with people.

So it was eventually, following a brief flirtation with “things,” that I settled for a career in what has since become known as the human resources field.

Entry into this field as a professional demanded at least some study in psychology. Little did I know what I was in for. But it did not take long to find out. The whole field of human behaviorists was infected by an anti-God, evolutionary rationale.

What about the anti-god abusive tripe that Gerald Flurry dumps on his members?  What about the broken marriages and families?  What about the deaths and suicides caused by Gerald's lies?  What about the grandparents who ignore their children and grandchildren all because a lying pig told them to not talk to them?

Next he mocks the DSM that defines who mental illness is and its many symptoms.  Because much of what it describes is a byproduct of Flurryism and Armstrongism, I can understand why Fraser is upset with it.

Ungodly and evolutionary to the core, the pseudo-science of psychology—following a century and more of foisting its trickery off on to a gullible public seeking basic answers to the most fundamental of human questions—stands largely revealed as a fraud. The latest evidence of this is the recent publicity given to the unreliability of the psychologist’s bible, Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (dsm). As the Economist recently headlined, it “remains a flawed attempt to categorize mental illness” (May 18).

Fraser has to resort to negative reviews of the book to substantiate his article.  He does not quote the positive reviews and ignores them completely.

The authors are 'chalatans':

Perhaps this would not be much of a problem if the book was placed in the category reserved for charlatan authors.

Then he dishes brain surgery:

But what faith can you place in this tome when the psychiatrist who led the team that produced its fifth edition, Allen Frances, declares in his own blog, “The publication of dsm-5 is a sad moment for psychiatry and a risky one for patients. My recommendation for clinicians is simple. Don’t use dsm-5—there is nothing official about it, nothing especially helpful in it .…”

This is the same individual who declared that “The human brain is the most impossibly complex thing in the universe. It does not yield its secrets easily.”

Nevertheless we continue to slice people’s craniums open to determine, for instance, how the operation of the left side of the brain varies from that of the right, and to experiment with brain surgery in hugely risky operations in which man was never designed to be engaged.

ADHD is a sign of poor parenting and not a chemical imbalance or other issues:

Of course adhd has been an identifiable childhood “illness” for decades. When I was a child, the school teacher quite correctly identified such behavior as resulting from poor parenting. Children who had been taught to sit down on command, sit still and listen to their parent at home, enacted the same habit at school. Ill-disciplined children remained ill-disciplined at home and school, with the result that they suffered from an entire lack of focus on the teacher. They thus failed to receive the knowledge he or she was imparting, yielding a poor degree of learning, which inevitably resulted in poor grades. 
 Of course there is a secret plot behind all of this.  Its those nasty Germans again!  Apparently this is the first wave of the German invasion to take the Israelites captive.

Almost 40 years ago, when I began studying psychology as a student, I could not help but note that the main names attached to the establishment and growth of this field of study were Germanic.

Never fear though, the Bible is the only authoritative book that deals specifically with mental illness:

We have at our disposal the plain and simple truth about man, why man is, what his destiny is, and how to achieve success in life, contained in one book of about 1,400 pages, called the Word of God. In fact, it is our Maker’s textbook on human behavior. Yet our so-called “experts” on human behavior would rather rely on an admittedly false text, prescribing false “cures” (don’t read the drug companies’ disclaimers whatever you do, they will scare you out of your wits), which often just engender secondary illnesses, some of which can become life-threatening. 

Don't you mind feel freer just reading this?  Of course you must first become a legalistic law keeper worshipping at the feet of Herbert Armstrong's prayer rock in Edmond, OK.

Bob Thiel Ridicules Fake Australian Jesus Yet Refuses To Acknowledge The Fake Prophet In Arroyo Grande



Bob Thiel, the non-ordained self-appointed false prophet in Arroyo Grande, CA is mocking a man in Australia who claims he is Jesus.

An Australian who falsely claims to be Jesus was in the news:

June 3, 2103
A man in Australia claims to be Jesus. A.J. Miller is attracting hundreds of people to his seminars; dozens have moved to his land in Queensland where he calls his movement the Divine Truth. He says he remembered he was Jesus in 2004.

“There were lots of people in the first century who didn’t believe I was the Messiah and were offended by what I said — and in fact I died at the hands of some of them,” he recently told SkyNews. “Unfortunately they didn’t learn love either and my suggestion is, even if you don’t believe I am Jesus, at least learn how to love.”

Jesus warned that there would be false Christs:
23 “Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There!’ do not believe it.  24 For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.  (Matthew 24:23-24)
There will also be worse ones than this Australian.  He is simply one of many.

Since Thiel claims to follow a version of the Bible, perhaps he should read these verses:


Mat 24:3-5,10-11 (NIV) ..."Tell us," they said, "when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?" Jesus answered, "Watch out that no one deceives you, for many will come in my name,.. At that time many will turn away from the faith... and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people."

Deut. 18:20-22 (NIV) "A prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death. You may say to yourselves, 'How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?' If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously..."

Jer 9:2-6 (NIV) "...For they are all adulterers, a crowd of unfaithful people. They make ready their tongue like a bow, to shoot lies; it is not by truth that they triumph in the land. They go from one sin to another; they do not acknowledge me," declares the Lord. "Beware of your friends; do not trust your brothers. For every brother is a deceiver, and every friend a slanderer. Friend deceives friend, and no one speaks the truth... You live in the midst of deception; in their deceit they refuse to acknowledge me," declares the Lord.

Jer 23:33-36 (NIV) "When these people, or a prophet or a priest, ask you, 'What is the oracle of the Lord?' say to them, 'What oracle?..' You must not mention 'the oracle of the Lord' again, because every man's own word becomes his oracle and so you distort the words of the living God, the Lord Almighty, our God."

Jer 23:16-18 (NIV) This is what the Lord Almighty says: "Do not listen to what the prophets are prophesying to you; they fill you with false hopes. They speak visions from their own minds, not from the mouth of the Lord. They keep saying to those who despise me, 'The Lord says: You will have peace.' And to all who follow the stubbornness of their hearts they say, 'No harm will come to you.' But which of them has stood in the council of the Lord to see or to hear his word? Who has listened and heard his word?"

Jer 23:21-22 (NIV) "I did not send these prophets, yet they have run with their message; I did not speak to them, yet they have prophesied. But if they had stood in my council, they would have proclaimed my words to my people and would have turned them from their evil ways and from their evil deeds."

Thiel appointed himself to a position without being ordained.  According to COG understanding he has no legitimacy. Thiel is just as pathetic and silly as the fake Jesus in Australia.  Being a fake prophet in Arroyo Grande has not brought any legitimacy to Bob.