I think some sneaky people are trying to infiltrate my church. Well, that's what happens when it's big.
In the men's room this morning, I found a slip of paper on the counter. It read:
THE RETURN OF JESUS CHRIST IS NEAR !
[Web address redacted]
LE RETOUR DE JESUS-CHRIST EST PROCHE !
[le site web censuré]
It turns out the site belongs to the Living Church of God, one of the many splinter groups that formed after the death of Herbert W. Armstrong and the doctrinal shift of the original Worldwide Church of God. They're Armstrongite purists: anti-Trinitarianism, Sabbatarianism, The United States and Great Britain in Prophecy, the whole nine yards.
I suspected as much at the time, so I "liberated" the piece of paper. Heretics have no right to advertise their teachings in the restrooms at my church, anyway. The fact that they would do so doesn't surprise me - as I said, we're a big church, and in the past we've had folks like Mormon missionaries and even neo-Nazis just walk in and try to evangelize people.
What surprised me more, in fact, was that Armstrongism still has a following, as I had figured it died the death of a thousand papercuts when the WWCG fractured.
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