Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Prophet Thiel is NOT Happy....Again!





It doesn't take much to get Prophet Thiel stirred up anymore.  Everything seems to point to some end time disaster or scenario.  It's doomsday and Armageddon all the time!  Prophecy, prophecy, prophecy.  Death, destruction, famine, wars, are all eagerly anticipated for some short time in the future.

Prophet Thiel wants you to know he is disturbed! Prophet Thiel is particularly disturbed by Benjamin Grant Mitchell's book, "The Last Great Day".  He take great umbrage with the Melbourne Weekly describing the old Worldwide Church of God as a "doomsday cult."

WHEN Benjamin Grant Mitchell decided to write a novel based on his life, he had plenty of material to work with. The former Neighbours actor, singer-songwriter and new father was born into an American doomsday cult. To top it off, his father was one of the ministers. Mitchell, who now lives in Warrandyte, started penning his story three years ago and next week will unveil the debut novel, The Last Great Day, at the Melbourne Writers Festival.
The 42-year-old, who played Neighbours character Cameron Hudson in the 1990s, spent his early childhood moving around Australia, then settled at the Worldwide Church of God headquarters in Los Angeles.

The Prophet says:

There are a lot of misunderstandings about the old Worldwide Church of God (WCG).

But it was not a “doomsday cult.”

Those of us who were part of the old WCG and in the current Living Church of God (LCG) are not like the Jim Jones’ followers–we do not plan on drinking poisoned flavor-aid to end our lives.  Although some are expected to die in persecutions, LCG church members mainly hope to live until the return of Jesus Christ and the establishment of His kingdom, and hope to proclaim the truths of the Bible to the world as a witness until the end (Matthew 24:14).
Armstrongism has always been about the end times.  It's focus has always been on end time prophecy.  Just take a look at HWA's sermons and articles from the 1930's and 40's.  They were filled with one end time doomsday scenario after another.  Hitler, Germany, Japan, China, Italy and little green martians were all eagerly waiting for the right moment to bomb and destroy much of the America.  Those who would be left alive would be rounded up in concentration camps  and then be transported to Europe where they would be slaves for European Catholics.


Then moving on into the 60's and 70's you will find the church switching doomsday gear from Germany to environmental doomsday scenarios. Floods, famines, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornado's, etc. were all talked about with gleeful anticipation.  The more death and destruction predicted, the more special church members were to be called apart from it all.


Now with a black man as president, the COG's are back into their doomsday modes once again.  The US allowed a gentile to rule over them. There is the corrupt government filled with rotten politicians on both sides of the aisle. There are horrific stories about tornado's, hurricanes and earthquakes.  There is the rise of Germany as a financial giant and as a uniter in Europe.  There is China rising up as a world power. There is the weakening dollar and a failed economy.  All purported to be signs of the Armageddon (doomsday) ahead of us.


Prophet Thiel claims the church was never a doomsday cult.  Yet, when you look at the definition of the word "doomsday" in a Thesaurus, you will see that the Melbourne Weekly was 100% correct in it's descriiption of the WCG/COG/LCG:

Main Entry: Day of Judgment
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: day of God's judgment of the human race
Synonyms: Doomsday , Judgment Day, Last Day, Last Judgment, day of reckoning, the Judgment
Main Entry: day of reckoning
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: day of God's judgment of the human race
Synonyms: Day of Judgment, Doomsday , Judgment Day, Last Judgment, crack of doom, day of doom, doom, end of the world, trumpet of doom
Main Entry: Judgment Day
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: day of reckoning
Synonyms: Day of Judgment, Last Day, Last Judgment, court of conscience, crack of doom, doomsday , end of the world, the Judgment, tribunal of penance
Prophet Thiel goes on to write:

As far as preaching prophecies in the Bible that show that the Anglo-descended nations will be chastised if they do not repent, yes the old WCG and current LCG taught that (see Anglo – America in Prophecy & the Lost Tribes of Israel and Will the Anglo-Nations be Divided and Have People Taken as Slaves?).  But urging repentance is not a sign of being a doomsday cult.  It is a sign of trying to follow what Jesus said to do.  Notice, the following, that Jesus taught:
Armstrongism and LCG may pretend to preaching about following a "Jesus' but, their actions prove other wise.  It's all about death and destruction in a few short years to come.  Armstrongites needs to see death and destruction rain down around them. They need  to see the world spanked in order for them all to see that what the COG preached was true.  Without these chastised people bowing down before them they would not  be seen as real world leaders and teachers in the world tomorrow.  They need to have their lives legitimized for being followers of Armstrongism.

Prophet Thiel fails to realize that preaching a false teaching of British Israelism is not a warning message to the world.  The world does not care what Rod Meredith or LCG's preaches.  It has no message that is any meaning to the world at large, so people are not interested in it. When it's preaching is filled with so many leis and false teachings it is a good thing that no one cares!

Prophet Thiel concludes:

People should read and study the Bible.  Promoting misunderstandings about the Church of God is not good.

What about the hundreds of documented FAILED prophecies that HWA, Meredith, Flurry, Waterhouse, et all have uttered over the last seven decades?  Talk about promoting misunderstanding!  Meredith has lied to the church when he claimed to never have committee a major sin since baptism.  He has lied so many times about prophecy.  His false teaching lead to the mental breakdown of a church member who then murdered several LCG members. His heavy handed and ruthless treatment of ministers and members when he was Director of Church Administration is a black mark upon the church. Lives were literally destroyed by this man!  His obscene obsession with sex, particularity gay sex has made him out to be rather creepy dude!

Prophet Thiel and the LCG promote so many thigns as "truth" that they cause much misunderstanding about the Bible and Christianity  that it is NOT good! There is NO GOOD in the Living Church of God!

18 comments:

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

The Prophet Thiel said, "There are a lot of misunderstandings about the old Worldwide Church of God (WCG). But it was not a “doomsday cult.”

MY COMMENT - There are no mis-understandings about the old Worldwide Church of God. The old Worldwide Church of God was a "doomsday cult".

I was there. I should know. I never dreamed as someone who grew up in the WCG in the 1960s/1970s that I would be alive and living in this present world in 2011.

I just wanted clear up any mis-understandings about the old Worldwide Church of God.

Richard

DennisCDiehl said...

WCG really is not a DoomsDAY cult .
DoomsDECADES Cult

One can find held by joining.... DoomOnandOnAnnonymous

Norm said...

"Prophet Thiel is NOT Happy....Again!"

It seems that ALL events get Chiropractor Bob's spine all skewed.
Dennis can give him a good massage. I'll pay for the bucket of oil.

Prophet Thiel wants you to know he is disturbed!

But I already know he is disturbed. (Perhaps I'm taking this too personally; maybe the message needs to get out to more people.)

Anonymous said...

Promoting misunderstandings about the Church of God is not good.

You mean like the Church of God Seventh Day?

Anonymous said...

So if you folks go looking, you can find my Xtra Normal video, "You're Bitter". Quite entertaining. The answer to everything if you are fact challenged like Bob Thiel.

DNA refutes British Israelism?

No problem!

Just say, "You're bitter!".

You'll like the little head flip at the end... if you can find the video, that is.

Steve said...

It's unfortunate that Armstrong's WCG and all of it's many splinter cults have made a bad name for themselves. What a waste of so much money and time. Just think of the good old Herbert could have done if he would have put the money that he stole from all of us to good use(oxymoron?), and put all of us first before himself. When we were in the cult and we heard another "prophecy", did we ever think, "Ho hum, here we go again"? What kept us going back for more week after week, month after month, year after year?

Norm said...

Douglas,

I did find your website here, which was not too difficult.

However, I am having difficulties.

Firstly, there's a pimple on my ass that's bothering me. (But thankfully, Rudolph is a talking ass and has informed me that it doesn't bother him.)

Secondly, doing a search made me wonder if this is the video you described, but I don't think so.

Thirdly, when I'm at your site and I move the cursor down from "Important Site Info", suddenly the "Before You Begin" window pops up and covers all the "Navigation" buttons.

I found I could be tricky and swipe from the side or the bottom as my cat showed me, but not everyone has a cat.

But, all kidding aside-
Kudos on your building a great site!

Anonymous said...

Kudos Norm.

Hint: It's a fairly big and complex site. Try looking on the Enlightenment page. It's in one of the tabs... somewhere.

And don't worry about those mega drop downs. I'll probably change that after advertising in "The Journal".

Anonymous said...

There once was a man named Robert Thiel,
Who, through false prophecies, lost his appeal,
Though he threw pigs high in the sky,
Hoping they could fly,
Before they went splat, we heard them squeal.

Norm said...

Advertising it in The Journal?

Priceless.

Absolutely priceless.

Norm said...

There once was a man named Thiel,
Who believed in Herb's things unreal.
While eating his pancakes,
And reading of earthquakes,
It certainly pumped up his zeal.

Norm said...

There once was a man named Bob Thiel,
Who thought he was Yahweh's real deal.
He wrote lots of fluff,
But considered it tough,
When his words were properly pealed.

Norm said...

Ole Terry, he shot many wanks,
Thank God he was not in a tank.
And if justice had ruled,
And he shot all who fooled,
It wouldn't be good for old Spank.

Anonymous said...

I have not yet heard back from "The Journal" with the price quotes.

I'm submitting graphics for both the website and for a full color ad on the front of the newspaper.

It's possible they won't respond, so I'll call them if they don't respond by Thursday.

Anonymous said...


Norm said...
Advertising it in The Journal?

Priceless.

Absolutely priceless.


No, Norm, it will be prepaid Mastercard.

Byker Bob said...

Thiel is boring. So predictable. I have great difficulty seeing his writings as being other than satire.

Do these ACOG's that have their Neidermeyer types actually believe that this helps recruitment?

BB

Anonymous said...

Resistance is futile.

Recruitment is irrelevant.

Norm said...

Is that a picture of Bob Thiel holding the THE END IS NEAR sign?

If so, Bob has a pair of smokin' hot gams that have no end in sight!
(At least as far as leprechauns are concerned.)

How dare he display them in public.

Does Chiropractor Bob have a spanking waiting for him at the end of the rainbow?