Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Fred Coulter: Transhumans To Rule Earth Before Tribulation



In one of the comments following a blog post below there was a comment about Armstrongisms' crazier splinter cult leader, Fred Coulter.  This is the dude that spent several years as a phrenologist where he  ran his hands over peoples heads to feel the bumps and then diagnosed what was wrong with them.  Fred then seemed to think he was soooooooooooooo enlightened that he need to improve the Bible and then set out to print his own Bible that a few people on the lunatic fringe of Armstrongism actually use.

Thanks to Mish-Mash for the tip about Fred's letter to his church members in December of 2011 where he talks about transhuman's that will soon be running around the earth prior to the tribulation.  Gone are the days of Germans roaming the streets of the United States, torturing citizens by hanging them on meat-hooks in concentration camps or shipping the citizens off to Europe to be slaves of the Europeans.  Gone are the days of the Beast rising up - well, except in Prophet' Thiel's bromance with Baron Von Guttenberg.  These are sooooo droll now.

After decades of spewing forth thousands of failed prophecies and being made out to be liars, they need a new tactic.  Fred has come up with a new twist.  Satan is presently working with numerous scientists around the world to combine human and animal genomes in order to create super humans.  This is Satan's plan to finally convince humans that they truly can become god's after he failed so miserably in the Garden of Eden.  I guess he is getting sick and tired of crawling around on his belly for the last six millennia that he is hoping these scientists can give him some new legs.

Transhumanism: Becoming Gods—Satan’s Way: The recent messages I have given on Transhumanism (TH) actually show that God’s timetable is going to be much longer than we may have anticipated. TH is a widespread philosophical, scientific, and religious movement that will bring about man’s greatest achievements under the direct influence of Satan the Devil. TH combines advancements in nanotechnology with the sophisticated genetic mixing of the human and animal genome in order to create super humans. Ultimately, this is Satan’s perverted plan to convince men that they can become gods and obtain immortality without God.
According to Phrenologist Fred, you will soon see these all happening in the next  five to ten years.



Their purpose is to transform human existence, as God created it—to change humans into Satan’s new human plus (h+) or “post-human” beings—no longer only human, but enhanced humans, even super-humans. In other words, humans remodeled in Satan’s image. Satan continually deceives men into believing that man’s ways will bring benefits, but the result of man’s way is always destruction and death (Prov. 14:12).

The movie industry and science fiction has been subtly preparing for Satan's plan.


By combining animal genes with human genes, coupled with advanced technology, they are planning to create cyborgs—combinations of man, animals and machines. While movies, television programs, and documentaries have hinted at the developments of this movement, we have underestimated how vast and widespread it really is. TH is one of the chief research projects at almost every major university in the world, facilitated by government monies and grants. It is the major thrust behind developing military personnel into futuristic super-soldiers. Through transgenics—gene splicing to add the best of animal genes into the human genome—they plan to develop a super-soldier that can see like an eagle, hear like a fox, smell like a bear, and that has a killer instinct like a wolf—all topped off with super strength and endurance. 
Phrenologist Fred then goes on to talk about the "religion" of The Society of Universal Imortalism as proof of this conspiracy.  Just because it is on the Internet makes it true!

Then Fred moves on to give his take on how humans can TRULY become God.  As God is now, humans will be.

Transhumanism—God’s Way: The truth of the matter is this: God’s eternal plan, as recorded in the Bible, is for men and women at the first resurrection to be transformed from human to divine, and enter into the Kingdom of God as His children—to become spirit beings through Jesus Christ. This is why God created us after His image and likeness (Gen. 1:26-27). Moreover, this meant that when the prophesied time of Jesus the Messiah came, God could be manifested in the flesh (I Tim. 3:16). He would lead a perfect life, reveal the Father and God’s spiritual plan, and then become the perfect sacrifice by giving His life as the “Lamb of God Who takes away the sin of the world” (John 1:29, 36).

 Again, Paul writes, “But for us, the commonwealth of God exists in the heavens, from where also we are waiting for the Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ; Who will TRANSFORM OUR VILE BODIES, that they may be conformed to His glorious body, according to the inner working of His own power, whereby He is able to subdue all things to Himself” (Phil. 3:20-21). In Psalm 17:15, David also anticipated this glorious transformation: “As for me, I will behold Your face in righteousness; when I awake [in the resurrection], I shall be satisfied with [by possessing] Your likeness.”

So there you have it folks!  Your VILE, filthy, rotten, disgusting, human bodies will be turned into supreme beings where you will be exactly like God as you rule the worlds with rods of iron.Ye WILL be God's! Not God's own, but God as God is.

It never seems to cross the minds of Armstrongites about the silly things that occupy their minds.  They spend so much time in speculation and conspiracies that they miss the central message of the Gospel. That's why you will not see Armstrongites out caring for the poor, the dispossessed, the marginalized, the homeless, and the strange by the side of the road.  Stupid speculations and end time prophecies are more important.  Armstrongites feel their calling is for something higher and that they don't have time to get their hands dirty.  God is going to straighten it all out in the end, so why prolong a persons agony or problems with false hope.  Their sorry asses are going to get fried anyway, then God will resurrect them to be placed in 1,000 year reeducation worlds where they will be tortured by Armstrongite god's till they get it right.

Transhumans, Beast powers, corrupt popes, Illuminati, German invasions, and concentration camps, all seem to be more powerful in Armstrongism that God is.  Those things are talked about more than Jesus is.  If they had faith in the Jesus they CLAIM to follow then they would not have any fear in their lives.  They would not be worried about transhumans, invading Germans, the final Pope, etc.  It's no wonder that people mock Armstrongism.  It no longer has any credibility.

Phrenologist Fred's letter is here:  December 2011 Letter





17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Truly amazing! The things the ministurds come up with in Armstrognism are just mind boggling!

caseywollberg said...

Ha! Must be something to it! I was looking into this very thing before I figured out the whole Armstrongist system was bullshit. I was even preparing a pretentious "thesis" on the subject. I called it "Plan X" (get it, Plan A, Plan B...Plan X?). This guy isn't so crazy, really. He's just doing what I was doing: incorporating into his Armstrongism the obviously related subject of Transhumanism--and developing similar conclusions. It's all completely logical. It's the premise of Armstrongism that is flawed.

NO2HWA said...

Yes, there may truth to the concept, but NOT for the reasons Phreno Fred thinks. :-)

Painful Truth said...

I'm glad Fred is busy gathering the lunatics together. It will be much easier and so much cheaper to capture them when the time comes for their admittance into the Insane Asylum.

Armstrongism = mental illness.

Homer said...

Several years ago, during my search for better understanding, my wife and I went to listen to Fred after a suggestion by a semi-follower. After hearing some of his "ideas" I realized he had nothing to advance better understanding. During the meeting he passed out a few pages of his "new translation" of the bible. His proof of 2 Lords was his rearrangement of Deut 6:4.

KJV has it, "Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God [is] one LORD:"

Fred has it, "Hear, O Israel: Our one God is Lord Lord.

So by rearranging the words this proves there are 2 Lords. (According to Fred)

Whatever! as my niece says.

Anonymous said...

I think the flawed premise is that the bible is the infallible word of God. That's where everything starts to go wrong, and where it goes after that? The sky's the limit!

Homer said...

Agreed Anon
Once I realized that the bible could NOT be the infallibla word of god, my direction changed. Way to many contraditions and error to be inspired by any one source.

Mish-Mash said...

By the time technology advances enough to really produce these "beings" its going to be at least another 200 years. There's no way they can make one of these guys and have it be a viable being right now.

So how much longer is God going to drag this all out. It surely shoots down the 6000 year theory ! Unless you go by the Jewish calendar. This year is 5772 in that case we do have 228 years left. Aggghhhh, I just predicted when the end will come. Do not fear this generation, we will enjoy our lives. It just sucks to be our great-granchildren.

Anonymous said...

GOD BLESS YOU FRED COULTER,,,!!! TY FOR HELPN ME UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH OF GODS PLAN FOR MAN..

Unknown said...

Fred Coulter, is one of the biggest phony ass frauds out there. I got involved with Fred after I heard him say we are the no hassle recycle Church of God. he sounded so sincere. so I was with him for a couple of years but when I didn't agree with him or others who didn't agree with him he would blow a fuse. he lied about a guy who gave him $1,000 and had a falling out with Fred and that pig lied and said he never gave Freddie a dime. Fred have you not read all liars will have their part in the lake of fire. I went to a Feast of Tabernacles fred was sponsoring. Fred told us he would be buying US lunch. just before lunch he made an announcement to inform us he was no longer buying US lunch. he said he couldn't get the discount he was promised for buying US lunch so we were on our own. that's when I finally knew this pig money hungry grub had no concern for any of us.Coulter the pigs flying monkey is nothing but about money.I called his church phone number about 2 years ago and the message was I'm either in a business meeting or I'm out of the office at this time. I thought to myself there's no way this guy a minister in the true sense of the word. he used to accuse others of merchandising the brother now he's guilty of the same thing.as for writing a Bible it took 72 scholars to put the Bible together. Fred Coulter doesn't speak a lick of Hebrew Greek or Aramaic.hasn't Coulter ever read if you add to my word I will add the plagues if you take away from my word I'll take your name out of the book of life. one book no man on earth should ever think about touching is God's Word. culture so vain he claims he put the Bible in its original order.this is why I turned his ass into the IRS they are very interested in Fred. all he is is a money hungry grub. he's a nobody want to be nothing pig.I hope God will do one of 2 things one would be killing him like Herod who is eaten by worms for not glorifying God. the other thing I'd like to see happen to this pig is he spend the rest of his life in jail where he belongs for the thief that he really is. the Bible is very clear you need no man to teach you these things the Spirit of God will lead you into truth.

Unknown said...

Fred Coulter, is one of the biggest phony ass frauds out there. I got involved with Fred after I heard him say we are the no hassle recycle Church of God. he sounded so sincere. so I was with him for a couple of years but when I didn't agree with him or others who didn't agree with him he would blow a fuse. he lied about a guy who gave him $1,000 and had a falling out with Fred and that pig lied and said he never gave Freddie a dime. Fred have you not read all liars will have their part in the lake of fire. I went to a Feast of Tabernacles fred was sponsoring. Fred told us he would be buying US lunch. just before lunch he made an announcement to inform us he was no longer buying US lunch. he said he couldn't get the discount he was promised for buying US lunch so we were on our own. that's when I finally knew this pig money hungry grub had no concern for any of us.Coulter the pigs flying monkey is nothing but about money.I called his church phone number about 2 years ago and the message was I'm either in a business meeting or I'm out of the office at this time. I thought to myself there's no way this guy a minister in the true sense of the word. he used to accuse others of merchandising the brother now he's guilty of the same thing.as for writing a Bible it took 72 scholars to put the Bible together. Fred Coulter doesn't speak a lick of Hebrew Greek or Aramaic.hasn't Coulter ever read if you add to my word I will add the plagues if you take away from my word I'll take your name out of the book of life. one book no man on earth should ever think about touching is God's Word. culture so vain he claims he put the Bible in its original order.this is why I turned his ass into the IRS they are very interested in Fred. all he is is a money hungry grub. he's a nobody want to be nothing pig.I hope God will do one of 2 things one would be killing him like Herod who is eaten by worms for not glorifying God. the other thing I'd like to see happen to this pig is he spend the rest of his life in jail where he belongs for the thief that he really is. the Bible is very clear you need no man to teach you these things the Spirit of God will lead you into truth.

james said...

I find Fred to be a consistently honest and mature teacher. I am sorry to hear what some think about him.

Unknown said...

<7>the holy bible is the infalable word of god ive been telling people about this its the original autographs that are devinely inspired god breathed, that is the arimaic-hebrew and greek writings only.the english is not and neather are any other translations other than those three.

Anonymous said...

More FAKE NEWS!! Written by someone with an obvious axe to grind!! The joke is on YOU!! Fred Coulter is the BEST that I have found and I have been around for DECADES And DECADES!! Provide PROOF for your FAKE NEWS!!

Anonymous said...

More FAKE NEWS!! Written by someone with an obvious axe to grind!! The joke is on YOU!! Fred Coulter is the BEST that I have found and I have been around for DECADES And DECADES!! Provide PROOF for your FAKE NEWS!!

Anonymous said...

Take a chill pill, buttercup! Stop sucking Coulter's teats and wake up.

Susan said...

LO! You are hilarious 4:08! Prove this blog wrong! You can't. Coulter is a fraud and a liar and is NOT a minister of God.