From an RCG source:
The Father failed with David C. Pack...The Devil outmaneuvered Him, and he got the best of His apostle - taking over the glorious Wadsworth Campus, seizing control of the institution of power that God wanted to use to enlighten the nations...But, ALL is not lost!!!Behold: Alex Groen - David Pack 2.0
God has found an answer to the catastrophe.
Whereas The RESTORED Church of God failed - The REVIVED Church of God WON'T.
It SHALL FULFILL God's end time warning before He brings worldwide calamity!
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There is one thing about Groen and that he is polished and professional, unlike bouncing flouncing Bob Thiel. It is obvious Groen was trained at the feet of Pack in his attempt to imitate him. Groen has very few followers and never will amount to much. He will probably rake in enough money from dupped tithe payers to paint a privileged lifestyle.
Groen has grown a beard since early 2021, which makes him look much less baby-faced than before. Perhaps he's trying to curry favor with Gerald Flurry?
If Bob Thiel were smart, which he is not, he would take a few cues from Groen and polish his presence in his videos. But, being the narcissist he is, he will continue to flounce, bounce, and shove his big fat bible up in front of his face making a fool of himself.
If you really want to frustrate the ambitious young soon-to-be-ex-Pack ministers, now's the time to start registering RCG-themed corporation names and domain names. There should be enough for every current member of Dave's council of yes-men, starting with:
Rearranged Church of God
Rebuilt Church of God
Reconstituted Church of God
Rededicated Church of God
Reengineered Church of God
Reestablished Church of God
Refined Church of God
Regurgitated Church of God
Rehomed Church of God
Reimagined Church of God
Rejiggered Church of God
Remodeled Church of God
Renowned Church of God
Repossessed Church of God
Repurposed Church of God
Revivified Church of God
Rezoned Church of God
He should be named DAVID GROAN !
Same damnable heresies, just a different wrapper. Oh you foolish Galatians.
12.49 PM
You left out the Resuscitated Church of God and the Resurrected Church of God.
Same damnable heresies, just a different wrapper. Oh you foolish Galatians.
Why was I born? Obviously so that I could rule as a king and a priest. All I have to do is attend a swindling I mean dwindling congregations.
The one true one of course and not those pesky splinters or slivers. Give 20-30% of pay and pretend that physical Israel is somehow related to America. Also imagine that a mighty work is done through our infomercials I mean telecasts.
For all that I can be rewarded in the afterlife with an entire planet or solar system or galaxy as a king and a priest. Intergalactic real estate development for all eternity. What a bargain!
You may also want to throw in the Rejected Church of God
You may also want to throw in the Rejected Church of God
The Reflux Church of God, because these insanely evil leaders make me vomit.
One thing you never see any of these splinter groups do is call themselves the Armstrong Church of God, even though they worship the man more than they do Christ. HWA is the spiritual father of all these groups and yet they can't bring themselves to be honest about their churches. Instead, they try and find whatever derivation of "worldwide" that is left to use. Or, pull something out of their ass like "Continuing Church of God"
Thanks to Anonymous Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:49:00 PM PDT for a great laugh. That right there was funny.
I'll toss "Ridiculous Church of God" into the mix.
The word revived is an interesting word in context with a Christian`s conversion and walk.
To add a little levity to the word I have a story.
I did work for a fellow business man for a number of years. One day this man said to me; Chuck, you have always done good work for me and you have always been honest and fair with me. I would like to do something for you. I would like to invite you to my church this weekend for a big revival. I immediately looked Dan straight in the eyes with a serious facial expression and said: "Dan, if your church needs such a big revival, that is the one place I don't want to be."
Alex Groen and the revived church of god is probably a place you don't want to be. How do I know? I just have a hunch.
They are all redundant Churches of God.
When is someone going to start the Rastafarian Church of God? After all, HWA was allegedly friends with Haille Selassie. It'd be cool to have reggae hymns, and some primo ganja to help make sense of the prophecy.
Yeah I grew up in a church that had revivals continuously. Because the last revival ....didn't revive.
Here we go again...another so-called minister believing he is qualified to lead his own church. We have seen this time and time again with those who have left PCG and RCG. These 2 groups are 2 of the worst ever!
Is Herbert Armstrong being Revived? I'm confused?
How about "The Defibrillator Church of God"? Putting the Paddles to the brethren.
How about
Redistributed Church of God
Redefined Church of God
Regrown Church of God
Red-faced Church of God
Real Church of God
Right Church of God
?
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